Wife took off this morning for the weekend back in Arizona so that leaves me work plus Boiz Weekend 2020 II with blaxito. Our last weekend alone, I took him to see Elizabeth Warren speak at a high school here in town. Based on the results there, I will be keeping that kid away from Joe Biden big time. Also because, you know, I guess Joe Biden is the child molester in this race? No matter: here’s a photo of him rolling out at a local park a few months back.

One other thing right quick: there aren’t any rules here, right? But I’ve noticed a trend, over the years actually, of submitters seemingly concerned about doubling up on caption concepts (for example, “Two casting couch references in one thread!”) in their Quotables submissions. You all do what you want but the results post selects captions without concern for uniqueness. If the best joke is an Anna Nicole Smith joke, make your Anna Nicole Smith joke. Ain’t nobody but Sill Bimmons gonna criticize you for having similar humour and, seriously, that dude is a clown. Point is: you don’t win if you don’t play.

So there’s my annual gentle nudge to everyone. Your Week 4 Quotables submissions are here and results are below.