Your “Drew Lock A Da Week A Da Century” NFL Football Open Thread

TO THE GAMES!

Fins/Broncs:

Another rook wr in a great incoming class that should have more folks wagging their chins is Denver’s Jeudy but poor qb play has held him back. He’s been targeted 32 times in this month’s games but only has 15 grabs. But he’s made the most of them-his 266 yards during that time frame puts him at 5th overall.

Jets/Chargers:

When you think about ball security, thoughts of support cups, qb’s and rb’s naturally enter your mind but what about Keenan Allen? He’s caught 65 balls without committing a single drop. Is there hope in NY? When Flacco threw further down the field in week 9 he was 7-16 for 170 yds, 3 TD’s and 1 INT. A bit of a mixed bag but it is the Jets we’re typing about. Ballage gets his 2nd ‘revenge’ game in as many weeks as he nudges ever so close to lower end RB2 territory.

Packers/Colts:

We’ll see what Indy’s D is really made of today-Rodgers is by far the highest-graded qb they’ve faced this season. Intense, varied pressure up front and an adamant refusal to give up big passing plays has been the secret of their success this year. You’d think Rodgers will take what is given to him and that Davante will get a shit ton of targets.

Cowboys/Vikes:

PFF’s highest rated passer when under pressure is… Kirkie Cousins? I didn’t see that one coming. With league average qb play now available to Dallas now that Dalton is back on the field, there exists an opportunity for CeeDee Lamb to exploit secondaries with his insane aDOT of 19 yards. Perhaps them Cowboys can get beyond the 10 points per game average they’ve been saddled with since DAK! turned all our stomachs. Also in Red Rifle’s favour is Minny allowing the 5th most fantasy points to opposing qb’s.

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Doktor Zymm

I was rooting for a tie, but I also RESPECT THE SPECS

Doktor Zymm

SPECS ARE RESPECTED

Unsurprised

Nothing like reading the Red Scare subreddit where a bunch of bitchy men and women rate female GBBO contestants.

Recovery Whiskey

Come on Marmelard you need to keep affording child support

WCS

My bad, coach.

Recovery Whiskey

Derp

rockingdog

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Doktor Zymm

I have a pile of glorious Mediterranean food, and for possibly the first time ever, I really wish I had some Arak. Oh well, gin and lemon will have to do

hippofant

I is confused. I no see mouth of man in stripey shirt but I can still hearz him loud m clear? How dis work?

rockingdog

found a funny:

abortion is murder but killing your grandfather for a slice of pecan pie is patriotic

Gumbygirl

I didn’t want overtime, but here we go.

WCS

Every time a game goes into overtime, Philip Rivers has another child.

Horatio Cornblower

If you need 95 yards in about a minute, Rodgers is your guy.

If you need a quick answer to a relatively simple family issue, eh, maybe look elsewhere.

WCS

I see the Clots have no interest in winning, either.

Recovery Whiskey

Lol. Never in doubt

rockingdog
Horatio Cornblower

1:25 and Aaron Rodgers needs to go 90 yards for a TD?

Go ahead and put this one in the ‘W’ column, Green Bay. The narrative will not be denied!

Recovery Whiskey

With at least 40 yards coming on PI calls

Horatio Cornblower

That’s what I expected as well, but that Valdez-Scantling catch was insane

WCS

King Laserface still has it!

Spur

HOT beef incoming

Horatio Cornblower

Oh that’s a fumble!

Recovery Whiskey

I don’t normally say this but nice game Dallas

Spur

Tied for 1st!

Doktor Zymm

Tied for second, Philly got that pesky yet invincible tie

Horatio Cornblower

Can’t wait for Dallas and Team to fight to a draw on Thanksgiving and really clear things up.

Doktor Zymm

That would be glorious

Spur

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Spur

YEAH

Spur

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WCS

BLEERGH is celebrating Thanksgiving early.

Spur

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Spur

Win or lose, proud of this Cowboy effort.

Recovery Whiskey

If they win they’re a half game out of first in their division!!

Viva La Tabula Raza

Good game!

clint greasewood

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ArmedandHammered

Now I am really hungry, at least Indy light snack hungry.

Spur

FUCK YEAH

Horatio Cornblower

I think McCarthy has reached the point where he’s too heavy to move. Like a black hole, promising teams will just have to revolve around him while everything is torn to shit.

WCS

1st and 30? NFL BLITZ!

WCS

MOAR FLAGS FOR BLEERGH