Request Line: Chatter

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – NIGHT

A producer moves around the interior of the booth, showing the basic features to its occupant, a physically perfect specimen of a man.

PRODUCER: …and so mostly everything is controlled from outside, so all you need to worry about is chatting with the callers.  Sound good?

ADRIAN PETERSON: NO PROBLEM!

PRODUCER: Actually, you’re going to want to talk into the microphone here [gestures].  The pickup on snakes isn’t really good enough for commercial radio.

ADRIAN PETERSON: Too much feedback?

PRODUCER: Depends on the snake.  But we’ve got you covered, just use this one [gestures again].

ADRIAN PETERSON: Can do!

PRODUCER: So I heard you and the Vikings are parting ways.

ADRIAN PETERSON: That’s right.

PRODUCER: Any idea where you’ll be heading?

ADRIAN PETERSON: It’s being reported that the Patriots, Raiders, and Seahawks are interested.

PRODUCER: Huh.  Reported?

ADRIAN PETERSON: Yeah, there’s some chatter out there.

PRODUCER: But, I mean, have you talked to those guys?

ADRIAN PETERSON: Nah, that’s for my agent to worry about.  I just know what I read in the papers.

PRODUCER: Who…have been quoting your agent.

ADRIAN PETERSON: Well, you know, lots of people are saying lots of things.

PRODUCER: [shrugs] Okay, well, good luck with that.  Let’s roll.

The producer steps outside the booth and counts off the start of the show.  

ADRIAN PETERSON: Hey there, folks!  You’re listening to Request Line and I’m your host Adrian Peterson.  This week’s theme is “chatter”.  We’re looking for songs about rumors, implications, scuttlebutt, you call it.  If you’ve got hearsay, we want it.  Conjecture?  Yes, please.  I’ll get us started with an extended version of Marvin Gaye’s “Heard it Through the Grapevine”.

 

 

 

 

 

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I presume this was likely posted earlier, but I’m too lazy and inconsiderate to go back and confirm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5HkuhSEnPQ

JerBear50

Twin spin from the same album.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH2EgYq_NCY

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JerBear50

Saw these guys a couple weeks ago. Good show even though he was presumably fucked up and blew a couple of the songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed9NnbVgM1A

Senor Weaselo

Unrelated double shot, the unhealthiest kind!
Neon Trees-Everybody Talks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5G9tIe84lE

and… how’d nobody take this unless it’s on the other page?
The Killers-Somebody Told Me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5fBdpreJiU

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ssi_bulldawg

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

The first sign of the oncoming Clownpocalypse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQ_xaiA6xQw

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Hmm…embed no work?

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

It’s different now. You gotta just post the link from the (desktop) web browser, not the share links.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Still not working. Bah. It’s all Trump’s fault.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

It works when you refresh the page! (But don’t tell Donny.)

King Hippo

the period in between the “youtu” and “be” will make it no worky

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JerBear50

Doug Sahm will always get a +1 from me. I actually just pulled up the guitar tab for “She’s About a Mover” about ten minutes ago.

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Beerguyrob

And now on your radio dial, a double shot of “The Jam”.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FIcxb0G_aE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXVXn-n4ip0

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SonOfSpam

Just a rumor that was spread around town

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIzcqfvi8RI

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Clutch – Who’s Been Talking?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMgqEhj4wws

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Tell me what it takes to let AP go:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSnuQcFgvDo

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

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Strung Out – Talking to Myself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctfmBSHdUV4

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

You have nothing to apologize for, you beautiful sonuvabitch.

SonOfSpam

I remember seeing this on the show and just laughing my ass off. Also, I have no idea what the actual song is, but I kept singing just that one part for like a week. Fucking brilliant.

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King Hippo

oh you a good man. Best album of 2016!!

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers takes no responsibility for the final song that RTD provided. He has shown plenty of restraint by not spamming bad music and blaming the Mongoose for it in the first place, and is simply completing his obligation to not be shanked at the next So Cal meetup. His liver is very important to him.

Jimmy Buffet – Coconut Telegraph

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSiJAtRJBpI

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Don T

Black Rebel Motorcycle Club – All You Do Is Talk
https://youtube.com/watch?v=e8v7w46WHa0