Happy short week from all of us here at Quotables. Checked out for next 6.5 hours of work? Well, have we got a time waster for you! Take a submission and copy it to the comments below with your favorite caption. Then visit on back to [DFO] on Friday for results! It’s no facing the 0-10 Jets but, still, is good no?
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Alright then! Please find below your Week 11 Quotables submissions.
“Mini tractores quaeso parum de potentia increpem te!”
“Guys…GUYS!! Who left their bottle of clean urine out here on the field?”
“THAT’S NOT HOW YOU PREP A SHOULDER ROAST!”
-Scotchnaut and Yeah Right, in unison
Thursday night uniforms and football on a Monday? Fuck you 2020, I’m out!
The bottle is better at blocking than his o line
”And this kids is how KC Masterpiece BBQ sauce is made”
”Excuse me, sir, would you like to donate to the Human Fu….”
Curtis Samuel wowed the judges with his Touchdown Dance entitled ”JFK vs Dallas”
Usually when a kid tackles like this it means his mom will soon be single next year coming to games wearing yoga pants and bringing all the kids Smart Water for half time.
Um, is that the dancing bear at left?
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Still not the worst of his stupid fucking commercials
“Yeah but where’s the hooker?” – Ryan Fitzpatrick Bateman
-Vikings players, setting sail on a booze cruise
Oh yeah? Mine’s deadlier.
–Brian Kelly, gesturing at a scissor lift
Coach, i know how to turn a dry rub into a wet rub
Damn!
Beavers should be all about ax wounds not chainsaws.
6 points for the touchdown and 5 more for the Bironas tribute.
Another touchdown due to Tom Brady’s greatness
“You can see how badly Mike Evans wanted to get that touchdown for his quarterback.”
“Wow, those guys really know how to use their hands!”
–Robert Kraft, shifting in his seat
Seeing a bird get blasted that hard in the face by a Chubb reminds me of Sophie Dee.
Stephanie Swift for me, but a rock solid comment either way
Is he playing a videogame, bobsledding, or having a seizure?
Unexpected medical problems from enjoying Cool Runnings for PS5?
When did Carson Wentz start playing defense?
Kimo von Oelhoffen is impressed by the FedEx Turf
[is triggered] – former Jacksonville punter Chris Hanson
“Want to see my ‘guy trying to tackle Derrick Henry’ impression?” – #95
“That kind of weaksauce handshake will never fly here. I’m sorry, but we have *standards* here at Fort Stupendous…” – Elisha, peering out from between the couch cushions
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George C Scott “Turn it Off” – YouTube
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“Listen. Do you hear? That is the Sound of Ultimate Suffering. My heart made that sound when the six-fingered man slaughtered my father. Cincinnati sports fans make it now...yet again.” – I. Montoya, Florin
rusty chainsaw > running chainsaw*
For insults only
…And you shake it all about
You do the hokey pokey
And you turn yourself around
That’s what it’s all about
You put your whole self in….
We’ve secretly replaced the Rams’ secondary with canisters of Folger’s Crystals wearing football pads. . . let’s see if anyone notices.
Aw, it’s sweet of Travis Kelce to pay tribute to Angela Merkel on the 15th anniversary of her becoming Chancellor of Germany.
/seriously, it literally was her 15th anniversary two days ago.
#neverforget
Apparently #31’s strategy of yelling at Evans until he collapsed in a pile of shattered self-confidence didn’t work out.
Yeah, not as mean as the stuff Jonathan Allen apparently said to Burrow’s knee
[vomits, curls up in pain holding knee]
You wanted me to comment about what now?
C’mon Coach, let me eat at your house for Thanksgiving! I will even bring my own bbq ribs.
Hank Stram: Matriculate the Ball down the field!
Andy Reid: Manipulate my neck for a meal?
You get a plus one for working your own user name in!
Thx — A&H’s comment inspired me and sorry for not responding sooner. Guess that makes me a bit . . . umm . . . Pokey?
The power of Jim Brown compels you! Sit Down!
No locked co-ed doors will stop me tonight!
“Get my good side then.”
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