[DOOR FLIES OPEN]
Alright, Boys gather round its time for Coach Duchess to set you all straight. And by the looks of 2020 thats actually what you all need… looking at you Skylar. Now ya’ll been running around here playing slap ass and goofing off… And you need someone to tell you the truth. Your getting soft the lot of ya. Scared of this fake virus running amuck wearing dresses… Man up! Do you know what happened when we had a player get the flu? We sent him over to walk around Dripping Springs coughing on everything and everyone because this is war and we live in Vienna VA, of the US of A not Genevia France and you either win or go home!
Now your parents all blew it last month just like Skylar’s parents blew it 9 yrs ago by not wrapping it up. President Pence got robbed again. Now you know me I’m no Trump fan but we just let that AOPelosie chick take over this country and put a Californian that’s not Reagan into the White House. Don’t read into this as some anti-woman bullflop. I just think no woman politician has been worth a damn since Maggie Thatcher. The real problem here is Ted Cruz lost in ’16 that boy is like if Thatcher and Reagan adopted Elián González and raised him in the true American Way. Like Superman.
Anyways I told Mr. Abbath Bloody Abbath to give me a few laps while I show you boys how it’s really done.
A Lions and Tigers fan? Too bad his head is so big its blocking the shot of the garden hose in the back window
I haven’t seen Jets this happy since Tony stabbed Bernardo
So a Thosandaire is getting congratulated by Millionaires for losing a game? I dont get it.
Now this is just sloppy route running by the wide receiver it’s not the drunk who went to my high school’s fault… GO Cavs!
Heres what happened when every one of the Patriots put on all there Superbowl rings at the same time. Because THEY ARE WINNERS and that’s what Winners do!
Well Republicans score touchdowns too – Tanniehill
I don’t do Beastiality videos boys leave that to those drama kids who go to the comic con at Red Roof inns.
Put this on Pornhub boys because this is how you bring the wood!!
There now go do what that beautiful saint of a first lady says and next week Be Best…
Now here’s Mr. War Pigs with his “picks”
“ya’ll been running around here playing slap ass and goofing off”
I thought that was the DFO Mission Statement
GET BACK TO WORK, DRONES!
WORK THE DRONE!
Do you know what happened when we had a player get the flu? We sent him over to walk around Dripping Springs coughing on everything and everyone because this is war…
I thought this was about a Longhorn until I got to the bit about Vienna VA, because we have a Dripping Springs, snooty exurb, just west of Austin.
DS was far from snooty while growing up in Lake Travis. Hell we were the Rich Pricks from the Lake and DS we’re the Hicks.
Was not expecting the Dripping Springs reference to be caught
Buddy of mine used to live up there, I visited regularly. It has blown up over the last 20 years.
Austin and San Antonio will continue to expand until they completely merge.
/does the math…
Shit it has been 20yrs since HS
/does the math
Shit! If you graduated HS at age 18 in 2000, I graduated HS 5 years before you were born.
at 17 in 1999 but that still adds up
double shot of quotables, sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
I still don’t know who the blonde is with the Ram. Someone tell me.
Gwen Aguilera? Idk she looks like LA Blonde #5
I think she’s just a RAMMIT team media head.
So LA Blondie # 148
Ok i feel better. I thought everyone knew what was up but me.
A two-fer? For me?
The Ryan Pace nod made me cry…
Me, too, except I’m out of tears
