One blowout, one sorta interesting tilt and one helluva slugfest (though it could go blowout as well). Seems like a typical 4 O’ Clocker in there’s not much choice.
TO THE GAMES!
Jets/Rams:
Who are you taking-Aaron Donald’s league-dominating 75 pressures or the Jets 31st ranked O-line? Rb Akers has a stranglehold on ‘lead dog’ status in the Rams backfield as they (and you) play the important games. He’s had some nice production with 50 carries over the last 2 games. If you’re looking to stream a tight end (and the majority of you probably are) you could do worse than Higbee or Everett given that this New York squadoo can’t defend the position at all and has given up more TD’s to that spot than anyone else.
Eagles/Cards:
Hurts had 14 designed runs and 4 scrambles for 106 yards last week in their upset win over the Saints and you can expect more of the same as Philly heads down the stretch. Must be nice having this sort of wild card that teams, even though they now have a bit of game film, will still likely have trouble defending his tendencies. On t’udder side expect Hopkins to get double-digit targets as the Cards exploit a very weak Eagles coverage unit. Kyler has worried fantasy owners and fans alike by running only 5 times in each of weeks 11-13 but bounced back with 13 gallops last week.
Chiefs/Saints:
This is one for all the eyeballs. Too bad Mikey Thomas has been put on the shelf like an elf-Brees will likely need all the horses he can get his hands on if he’s to keep up with K.C. No matter what Kamara’s pass-catching prop is, take that over. That Mahomes kid just keeps on doing things-he has the 2nd-most 20+ yard completions, he has the highest qb rating under pressure and takes sacks at one of the lowest rates in the league. For a dude that goes for the big play as often as he does, he sure protects the ball well, don’t he? It may not be wise to start CE-H though-in his last 4 of 5 he’s averaged 3.5 ypc or less. I haven’t seen the phrase ‘hit the rookie wall’ yet so I’m calling dibs.
Hammer that keyboard like the god/goddesses you are.
I fell asleep. But now I’m BACK! To watch Steelers vs Ben… I ‘m going back to sleep.
Oh sorry, that’s tomorrow’s shit-ass game. Tonight’s shit-ass game is Browns vs Giants.
Whoa, has Red Zone guy been wearing that getup all this time?
No, Jeeem. I can tell you who’s had the better year. Fucking Mahomes.
Brokeback QB should get a vote or two. His stats are not that different from Mahomes’, and the Bills aren’t circling any wagons without him.
Huh i wonder why Andy Reid’s mask as a brisket-shaped lump in it.
He can stick whatever he wants in there as long as it isn’t doing the chin diaper thing
Love that big dumb Kelce.
A depressing Pogues song, or the most depressing Pogues song?
https://youtu.be/_iYqWtIm0zI
False the most depressing is…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19ImPCpUUto
Written and sung by Andrew Ranken after his wife died while recording this album!
Not actually depressing, but 100% my favorite:
https://youtu.be/gPPscelHVhA
Wonderful album indeed.
I want both teams to do well. Let’s get a NO FG, go to OT, then TIE THE TIE
With 2:06, really should throw on 1st down.
Andy Reid needs all his timeouts to decide what type of Po’boys to order.
I may as well kick myself in the dick and sleep on the lawn for how I am going to feel after tonight’s game.
Sounds like that involves stretching, and stretching is healthy, so excellent plan!
CEH is that you?
Not going to be easy to get that 6-10 playoff team from the NFC East, but it’s still possible!
If a 6-10 team makes the playoffs, I’m putting all of the money down on them in case they win the Superb Owl. I’m secretly hoping that I get to bet on the Football Team.
I’m not a medical professional, but, that’s a ouchie.
That looks like a season-ender.
Yup. Joins the Saquon club.
https://youtu.be/nQK8xql7SUs
A round of Irish Car Bombs for them
KC Chief RB has a Wounded Knee. ColoUr me surprised.
He will fight no more forever
Okay, it’s now boring again.
The Forty Whiners of Santa Clara are eliminated.
Aw that ending Hurts
Happens to everybody. Sometimes.
It pisses me off so much to see these idiots leave their feet when a quarterback pump fakes. Just lower your head and hit him!
The late games outperforming
Air raid fumblerooski
JEEBUS, what a window!
BEAST MODE ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
Northern Ireland had about 25 years of Civil War and it’s self-effacingly referred to as The Troubles. We’re all kinda shit, aren’t we?
We drank drinks to mock them as we funded their terrorists. A round of Black and Tans
Gotta go half and half. And never, ever try to order an Irish Car Bomb.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m296tHPIlsY
Yes. Yes we are.
Okay I have to take back what I said about the Saints game.
Holy shit Mahomes is a tough motherfucker.
That’s gregg williams music baaah gawd the HMS Bounty sails again
“There will be pizza with all sorts on the toppings on the plane ride home to New York.”
That explains it: the New York Jets are run like a youth baseball team.
I don’t trust them to order pizza
/orders pizza
//ends up with glass of Hudson River water instead
I know this is a typo on CBS’s website, but its funny because it might be true.
Report: Wentz will ask for trade if Eagles stick with Wentz in 2021
Playing all the angles
This Saints game has become uninteresting.
Yeah, I just noticed there was almost a full quarter lefts and was unimpressed
Not over yet!
Stiff Little Fingers weren’t familiar with the NFL, but they did anticipate what it’s like to be drafted by the Jets, Browns, Team, etc. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3mqtXQAunw
HOORAY FOR EMBEDDING DOUBLE SHOT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIitQNXVgb8
Beat me to it!!
Pretty soft red
and they don’t even know if it was VAR. Quite the shambles.
Well, this wouldn’t be the first time college students fled to Canada to evade a draft.
Good thing DFO has the world’s finest CFL coverage!
LeVeon Bell did…a…something?!
Who’s the consensus #2 pick in the NFL draft? Someone should probably keep an eye on them tonight, and make sure there’s no loose rope around the house. Oh, and take their shoelaces away.
Boy howdy, did this JV weekend ever show the chasm between Prison Girlfriend and that Fields dude at tOSU. Maybe that mammoth Oregon OT goes 2nd instead?
Then maybe its a good thing Finley is starting tomorrow. The Bengals may need to move up to lock up Sewell.
“NFL? Never heard of it. We’re going to college for our degrees in communications.”
— Justin F, Columbus, OH
— Penei S., Eugene, OR
Students need draft forgiveness
Shit! Wrong draft! Was trying to go to Afghanistan!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5jPNbvyZ7w
Take ‘em all
As you say
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WI2NYRhlM30
Although I was disappointed when I realized they were just talking about music execs, but gotta start somewhere I guess
Seattle did used to be known as JET City
…and the 2008 Detroit Lions and the 2017 Cleveland Browns opens the Ginger Ale!
Can’t wait for the Gase press conference
When I killed our draft position, I talked just like this!
Jest vs. Jaguras
Who blows Trover Lawrence’s career first?
“I’ve decided to take a year off, might go backpacking in Europe”
“I’ve decided to volunteer at a COVID-19 Intensive Care Unit.”
Haven’t seen a killing by a Hopkins like that since Silence of the Lambs
Mike Francesa is gonna troll the FUCK out of Jets fans tomorrow. The NY Post sports page will be like a massive accident on the turnpike. Like a mayonnaise truck colliding with a tanker filled with fart spray during a Mets rainout.
I’m now contemplating the supply chain dynamics of fart spray
Atmosphere collection from midwest old folks homes should create enough to meet the world’s demands.