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"This site goes down so often we oughta change the name to “Dating Nancy Reagan”" – Horatio
Good run with Quotables this season, all. Between losing our main joke-butts (fans at games) and dealing with the mental anguish that is the present day, I’d like to come down from my ivory tower for a moment and just pay my sincerest gratitude and express the great levels of respect that I have for each and every person, especially in a time like this, who has —
Oh. I hit my word limit. Please enjoy your Week 17 Quotables results below (submissions here).
I’ll probably post this again when the open thread goes up this evening.
So, when I read that the San Diego lady that died during the Treason Assault on our Capitol had been carrying a Gadsden Don’t Tread on Me flag (you know, the one that looks like a shit emoji on a yellow background) and had died from being trampled to death, all I could do was laugh ironically and think of the T-shirt that was briefly available in the Rolling Stone classifieds after the Cincinnati Who concert disaster. It read:
“I’D WALK OVER YOU TO SEE THE WHO!”
Paraphrased/updated for 40 years later:
“I’D WALK OVER YOU TO START A COUP!”
Cue up the LZ:
It’s really, really funny that she went out that way.
Twitter finally grew a pair and banned the orange turd.
Really hope Urban Meyer passes on the Jaguras coaching spot. Go shit the bed somewhere else.
Tangentially related: Harbs the Lesser reported to have signed extension to continue MEEEEshigan’s slide into the depths of the B1G Conference.
I will admit to being happy about Capt. Khakis staying in Ann Arbor — a useful palliative for taking the sting out of Saban’s minions ruining my Monday next week.
So does that mean no Playoff Quotables?
Great job, everyone, on the weekly SonOfSpam spotlight dance.
They can take our Quotables when they pry the keyboards from our cold, dead hands!
So we CAN take Heston’s gun now. Cool.
How about a playoff of quotable see what quote is the best quote of the season.
There will be sanctioned post-season Quotables action.
Quotables is and has always been my favoUrite post here. The funny that’s brought each week is just outstanding.
Quotables is one of the rare bright spots of the last 12 months. Thank you for the work you do in these dark days. Seriously.
I’m still angry about everything else though.
What’s the line, “if you’re not angry, then you’re not paying attention”?
Or you have been paying attention and just uncomfortably numb
“I thought it was ‘if you’re not hungry, you’re not paying attention.’” – Andy Reid
“Andy, let’s go get some fucking snacks!” — Rex Ryan
/slaps Reid on the ass, HARD
I feel like this is the team-up that we’ve all been waiting for.
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