GET THE F*CK OUT! Your “Our Long National Nightmare” Is…Well, Not As Bad As It Has Been Open Thread

While our comments section can get highly political at times, we here at DFO generally try not to do political posts.  We’re here for football and other, lesser, sports, dick jokes, and soft-core porn.  Politics, other than that it involves people getting fucked, does not fit that vibe.  Today is, however, an exception, because Donald Trump, the 45th President of the United States, will, after 12:01 pm, be the Ex-President of the United States.

What can we say about Donald Trump as President?  Well, very little if you wanted it to be read anywhere outside of dick joke and football blog.  In a dick joke and football blog, however, we can say that he was truly an asshole, that he has done more damage to the institution that is the Presidency than was previously thought possible, that he was selfish, stupid, fat, a fucking piece of shit without a single redeeming value, a sexist, a racist, a person of incredibly poor taste in virtually all facets of life, a would-be tinpot dictator, a man so blinded by his own delusions and ignorance that 400,000 Americans are dead, (to date), because Donald could not bear to take the hard steps necessary to confront a pandemic, a serial liar, a xenophobe, a narcissist whose constant need for affirmation led to the appointments of truly terrible and/or incompetent people into positions of power and, in the end, he was what we always knew and he always feared he was, a loser.

There are, of course, up to 74 million voters who would disagree with this, and that’s fine, so long as they can manage to just not invade the Capitol because their special orange boy didn’t win.  While this country has undoubtedly got some serious work ahead of it, I take some comfort in the fact that at least 81 million voters likely do agree with it.  And there are no facts, alternative or otherwise, that make 74 more than 81.

I close with the thoughts of ‘Bloom County’s Milo Bloom, writing a biography of the infamous Senator Bedfellow:  “Leaving a trail of slime wherever he went…” Donald J. Trump has left the building.  Hopefully destined for prison, but that’s a post for another time, and probably place.

Let’s not make me do this again any time soon, America.

Yours in the comments.