No more byes, since we’re in the round of 32. Once again we start in the BLEERGH Region:

51. “Haha, the interesting thing is now every commenter has hobo blood lust and will have to fulfill it on their own.” had a bye.

44. “Thoughts and prayers for COVID-19 as it has tested positive for Stephen Miller.” defeats 38. “Rudy will be asking the Supreme Court to overturn the results of his COVID test.” 15-7

16. “Jesus just popped a bottle [of] champagne to celebrate that he still has the only undefeated life in history.” had a bye.

52. “‘Ben trying to slam it in there.’ Is he watching the game or reading a deposition?” defeats 36. “THIS DREW BREES, I CALL HIM KATRINA BECAUSE HE’S SINGLE HANDEDLY RUINING NEW ORLEANS” 15-7

6. “What do Kobe and democracy have in common? They both died this past week.” defeats 24. “Peter King talking about accountability is like the pot calling the kettle Favre.” 16-5

21. “Joe Biden is so senile he thought his Aunt Jemima bottle was a trophy from the NAACP.” defeats 1. “Josh Allen just went on Wheel of Fish and took What’s in the Box.” 12-11

31. “Think Dallas has to change their name to Houston after getting scored on this much.” defeats 48. “They warned me that if Biden was elected, Tennessee would be overrun by The Browns, and they were right!” 12-10

23. “Australia is Willy Wonka’s Factory as an entire continent.” had a bye.

So with that, here are your Round 2 BLEERGH Region match-ups:

51. “Haha, the interesting thing is now every commenter has hobo blood lust and will have to fulfill it on their own.” vs. 44. “Thoughts and prayers for COVID-19 as it has tested positive for Stephen Miller.”

16. “Jesus just popped a bottle [of] champagne to celebrate that he still has the only undefeated life in history.” vs. 52. “‘Ben trying to slam it in there.’ Is he watching the game or reading a deposition?”

6. “What do Kobe and democracy have in common? They both died this past week.” vs. 21. “Joe Biden is so senile he thought his Aunt Jemima bottle was a trophy from the NAACP.”

31. “Think Dallas has to change their name to Houston after getting scored on this much.” vs. 23. “Australia is Willy Wonka’s Factory as an entire continent.”

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