Your “Where My Bitches At?” Sunday Evening Open Thread

Around here, we like things.

And one of those things, is dogs.

Mine are just a couple of the site’s unofficial mascots.

So tonight we are blessed with a COVID miracle – the second night of the Westminster Dog Show. This weekend marks the 145th iteration of the event – the second-oldest continuously held sporting event behind the Kentucky Derby – which began Saturday at Lyndhurst Mansion, a National Trust for Historic Preservation property, in Tarrytown, New York.

Because when I think “dog-friendly”, I think Cruella DeVille’s place.

Because of COVID restrictions in New York, there are no fans allowed, and I guess MSG was apparently busy not hosting Knicks or Rangers playoff games. So, that’s why they went upstate.

Last year’s winner was a Standard Poodle named Siba,

the first win for a poodle since 1991. Who wins tonight will be anyone’s guess, although the smart money is on little rat dogs like Papillons, Shih Tzus, or some other shitty runt from the Toy group. [Late edit – the Pekingese! Which won the Toy group.]

But who cares – it’s just one more delight on our screens this evening.


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • played earlier today
  • NBA:
    • Suns vs. Nuggets – 8:00pm | TNT / TSN4
  • WNBA:
    • Liberty vs. Mercury – 6:00pm | TSN2
  • MLB:
    • Cardinals vs. Cubs – 7:00pm | ESPN / TSN3
  • Copa America 2021:
    • Group Stage – Colombia vs. Ecuador – 7:30pm | FS1 / TSN
  • Westminster Kennel Club:
    • 7:30pm | FOX / Sportsnet
      • Groups: Sporting, Working, Terrier, Best In Show
  • Wrestling:
    • NXT TakeOver: In Your House – 8:00pm | USA / Sportsnet360
      • the Gods have given Jake a Sunday evening present…besides the Cubs.

Tomorrow is going to be shitty, because tonight’s TV is so good. Enjoy!

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Gumbygirl

Who feels the need to photoshop out a dog’s butthole? Fucking weirdo!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Looks like the kontent elves have logged in to Horatio’s accounts and are writing posts for him in advance of his deadlines.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I ordered a Bob Ross sun shade for our car / for our upcoming road trip.

Lady BFC is either going to laugh or give me the ole “what the hell is wrong with you?” Either way, it’s a win.

Col. Duke LaCross

My little buddy Bowie. I’m kind of his step-dad. He’s goofy as shit, but a really good boy.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

DUKE!

Gumbygirl

When we lived in Montana, Gumby’s admin used to bring her dogs to work. One of them looked just like this, two different eyes too! There were 3 dogs, sometimes 4 if Bear was there. They all used to pile in the snocat and tear around the field.

TheRevanchist

Up in South Lake Tahoe this week. The drive was long, as SacTown is always a traffic jam. Exercises a lot upon arrival. I regret not getting more to eat at dinner, but that half lb burger was good. Thinking of eating at a diner tomorrow for breakfast. Not sure yet

Horatio Cornblower

Just fished a moth out of my beer.

I’m assuming it died happy.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I am fucking exhausted

Gumbygirl

You should have taken a nap before. She said.

Dunstan

That doesn’t bode well for Monday morning.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Nope

Doktor Zymm

I think this asymmetry qualifies you as a batman villain

Horatio Cornblower

Wrist, elbow, shoulder, hip, knee, ankle.

You lying bastard, 1 out of those 6 is apparently fine.
/I am not a doctor

Doktor Zymm

A good meal when you can’t waddle the half mile to bed

Doktor Zymm

No one offer me a wafer thin mint

Gumbygirl

Oopsie!

Gumbygirl

Fetch the bucket.

litre_cola

Just said that to Mrs. Cola, the damn mop won.

Horatio Cornblower

I have a theory that the big dogs never win because big dogs look stupid when you prep them for a show. Little dogs, on the other hand, have no reason to exist other than to be shaved, dyed, primped, and curled for other people to mock.

Doktor Zymm

They have the same faults, but they’re smaller and therefore harder to see

Brick Meathook

No surprise here. There was a lot of mob money on the Pekingese.

WCS

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Brick Meathook

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Frankie & Ellie
2005

Gumbygirl

Baby’s got back!

Dunstan

About 14 years ago, my sister’s then-young kids badgered her to get a puppy.

You all know how this goes — the kids promise to take care of the dog and do all the chores, but pretty soon the kids lose interest and it’s Mom’s job.

She was ok with it, though. Marley became her best friend and loyal companion, until she passed last week.

Pour out some kibble for a good dog:

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Horatio Cornblower

Did she only read the first half of ‘Marley & Me’?

Brick Meathook

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Gumbygirl

These Best in Show memes are really enhancing the dog show, bravo!

Gumbygirl

Better than these?

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WCS

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Gumbygirl

Dear God. Gumby sends me gross food pics, here’s a beauty

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WCS

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Gumbygirl

Better in paste form

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Brick Meathook

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Gumbygirl

I had a westie when I was a kid. Mr. Shag. He was a great dog, soooo smart. And in the part of Scotland I lived in, they were everywhere. Usually at least one in every pub, and tons of Scottish deerhounds too.