Once again onto the GAMBLOR Region with results and polls:

11. “An XFL stadium employee tested positive for coronavirus, so Vince McMahon can finally celebrate the XFL going viral.” defeats 12. “Everything I voted for is losing. Sometimes I hate being reminded I’m a Democrat.” 12-11

43. “I think I heard that at the end of his rookie year, Lamar Jackson bought his O-line [R]olex watches. Joe Burrow should get his O-line IED’s.” had a bye.

35. “Brady’s big mistake was asking Jason Pierre-Paul what down it was.” defeats 20. “The White House serves Luftwaffle fries.” 21-3

8. “THIS OSCARS, I CALL IT ‘LEGALIZATION’ BECAUSE IT’S A VICTORY FOR BONGS EVERYWHERE” defeats 17. “Should have been Roger Goodell.” 13*-12 (Senor casts tiebreaking vote.)

41. “Washington is gonna have to remove ‘Football’ from their name next.” had a bye.

25. “Relax fucker; we are just trying to figure out if Billy Idol eat[s] Thin Mints.” defeats 30. “Huh. I thought OBJ was the Receiver of Wreck. History!” 16-8

22. “Most productive Pole since Chopin. Or the one in the Vegas Spearmint Rhino.” had a bye.

14. “Rumors are that NFL is considering playing the 2020 season in empty stadiums with no fans. They have asked the Bengals for advice.”  defeats 49. “NFL knows exactly what it[‘]s doing by telling the Donks tough shit on not having a QB. We’re all going to watch this game now.” 20-4

Which makes the second-round matchups:

11. “An XFL stadium employee tested positive for coronavirus, so Vince McMahon can finally celebrate the XFL going viral.” vs. 43. “I think I heard that at the end of his rookie year, Lamar Jackson bought his O-line [R]olex watches. Joe Burrow should get his O-line IED’s.”

35. “Brady’s big mistake was asking Jason Pierre-Paul what down it was.” vs. 8. “THIS OSCARS, I CALL IT ‘LEGALIZATION’ BECAUSE IT’S A VICTORY FOR BONGS EVERYWHERE”

41. “Washington is gonna have to remove ‘Football’ from their name next.” vs. 25. “Relax fucker; we are just trying to figure out if Billy Idol eat[s] Thin Mints.”

22. “Most productive Pole since Chopin. Or the one in the Vegas Spearmint Rhino.” vs. 14. “Rumors are that NFL is considering playing the 2020 season in empty stadiums with no fans. They have asked the Bengals for advice.” 

Go vote!