Banner Madness: The 2021 Penultimate Four!

Yes, and then there were four. From 52. Our region winners:

BLEERGH Regional Final
44. “Thoughts and prayers for COVID-19 as it has tested positive for Stephen Miller.” defeats
6. “What do Kobe and democracy have in common? They both died this past week.” 13-11

GAMBLOR Regional Final
35. “Brady’s big mistake was asking Jason Pierre-Paul what down it was.” defeats 41. “Washington is gonna have to remove ‘Football’ from their name next.” 17-9

SHAN’KHOR Regional Final
34. “I’m sorry, did someone get addicted to getting every call and break for 20 years?” defeats 19. “The protests have reached Cleveland but with the current condition of the city it’ll be social unrest’s first ever beautification riot.” 13-12

DOINK Regional Final
46. “Two in the thoughts, one in the prayers.” defeats 5. “I’m shocked Kobe Bryant has passed away, strictly because that would be the first time he has passed.” 18-7

So there it is. Your Penultimate Four. The brackets were done top-left to bottom-right so this is how they line up as well.

44. “Thoughts and prayers for COVID-19 as it has tested positive for Stephen Miller.” vs. 35. “Brady’s big mistake was asking Jason Pierre-Paul what down it was.”

34. “I’m sorry, did someone get addicted to getting every call and break for 20 years?” vs. 46. “Two in the thoughts, one in the prayers.”

Not only that, but fuck it, let’s get 48 hours to vote. Why not?

Sorry, there are no polls available at the moment. Sorry, there are no polls available at the moment.

So yeah, 48 hours to vote. Do the thing!

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Horatio Cornblower

Much like the year UConn beat Duke in the semis, then Ga Tech in the championship, the real title game here is the 46-34 game.

Game Time Decision

I think that it’s interesting that not all the polls have the same number of votes. IT’S FIXED. WAKE UP SHEEPLE

LemonJello

Fun Fact: Fixed Poles is a new Eastern European vasectomy themed PornHub series

Downfield Matriculator

Donald J. Trump and Joseph R. Biden both have 12 letters and the Cleveland is a dumpster fire banner quote above got 12 votes and there are 12 jurors on a jury and a baker’s dozen is 13 not 12 — WAKE UP SHEEPLE, INDEED!

LemonJello

That 34 v 46 final is a tough call. Tougher than the call Britt Reid made while ignoring the children he injured with his truck while driving impaired.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Next year’s tournament is 64 Britt Reid jokes

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

When you said “64” I thought you meant “0.64” and were talking about what Britt Reid blew on the breathalyzer the night he crashed into a stopped car on the freeway and put a 5 year-old in the hospital with life-threatening injuries.

Last edited 3 years ago by Rikki-Tikki-Deadly