I despise Satan Incarnate Block Editor, so this will be brief.
But huzzah, Premiership footy is back, even if we don’t get our Everton fix until Monday. Start your day with Chelski and the Brummies (7:30, NBCSN)! OK, only if you have small chilluns or is somewhat insomniac.
Things get a little better with manic Leeds against mentally-checked-out Team Knifey (10:00, NBCSN). This might be like watching a car crash, might be one of those out of nowhere bounce-back performances. Who the fuck knows?
1 v. 3 in the Spotlight Dance, City away to Foxy Footy (12:30, NBCSN). We have seen the Mancs in “crown their asses” mode for some time now. Leicester faces some fire from below, hoping not to blow Shempions League two years running. I have an inkling that this fixture will deliver, entertainment-wise.
Wakey’s 2nd position Red Devils get pseudo-resurgent Trash Birds to close our Lesser Day (just in time for hoopsball – 3:00, NBCSN). This is also gonna be kind of fun, methinks. Brighton always at least puts a shift in, and Ole’s bunch can be pretty up-and-down. But they certainly have the quality to take all three points. Just not without effoUrt, eh?
UPDATE – Woopsy doodle, I read the schedule wrong. It’s Gooners away to the Redshite instead. FUCK OFF, you get what you pay FOAR.
KMOX on the radio, coffee in me #BFIB mug, Redshite slurping footy commentators muted. Life is…adequate!
This will make it even better
Awww baby Perry
What?!. The good guy and the bad guy both jumped out of an airplane that was on a tarmac and neither one sprained an ankle? My theory that ligaments and lower leg joints were much stronger in the late Sixties is finally, at last, coming together!
McQueen’s Mustang lost about 11 hubcaps during the iconic car chase.
How many hoofs tho?
A telecopier? A cigarette machine? Sixties technology was wild, man!
There’s The Paper Chase starring John Houseman, which of course is first in the genre and then the chase scene in Bullitt, which is a close second.
Was Houseman wearing a bra?
I couldn’t tell-once I looked into his dreamy blue eyes, I was taken away to a meadow where Houseman and I-holding hands-skipped amongst the daisies. Even in death, he still has that power over me.
/[sighs]
//[rubs one out]
He had that effect on everyone.
Oh my, a young-ish Robert Duvall! He’s also braless. I’m sensing a theme…
Oh my, a young, braless Jaqueline Bissett!
Was there anyone cooler than Steve McQueen in Bullitt? (playing on TCM right now) I’ll take your answer off air.
Michael Owen giving some serious slurping action to The Broom.
In a surprising twist, this year Jesus does the burying.
Weird how it stayed buried, tho
Mendy. What a fiiiiiine goal. What a winner that would be.
Shrouds beating the Old Lady? That’s unpossible!
There ‘s the 2nd goal from the Old Lady.
git a third, cockwallets!!
Anything can happen on this weekend. Just ask Jesus Christ.
Don’t ask him now, he’s sleeping. He had a bad experience yesterday, and he’s still a bit cross.
Pretend Man City got to Matchday 15 of the 2092-93 season before our first League non-win. Fucking Cherries, man.
Still, a Draw keeps us 8 points clear.
“Going clear is overrated.”
-Leah Remini
Good tune while we wait for this fixture to heat up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NajO6Ua-kQ
Hike Time! Then I’ll watch the 2nd half of the Manc tilt.
Be careful out there, it’s bear season
Shit!
I miss pubs
What the fuck Chelsea???? I do not believe that the Westest of Bromwiches will play much a role with Mightey Whitey and the Barcodes, but fuck Fat Sam all the same.
Good day, fellow Christians. Let us hope that those barbarians from the Merseyside get utterly dismantled by the King’s African Rifles today.
Huzzah to that, Good Sir!
Cecil has returned from foreign lands! Perhaps our issue with the website will be rectified with the dark arts from the dark continent.
If he can figure out how to get an avatar for me I will worship him like a god! I went to Gravatar, they say I have a word press password, but they won’t tell me what it is. I don’t know what it is either!
My avatar switched to my twitter one apparently with the Fulham flag.
I think mine has switched back to an older one that I used in error and Balls changed out for me several years ago. But I’m not sure, it’s not something I pay much attention to.
Found a funny
The rubber/ eraser one got my poor kid no end of grief when he came back from Scotland in 3rd grade.
Good news! I’m dating again.*
Bad news: I’m the biggest sap for the Statue of Liberty selfie. Imagine if instead of a torch, Ms. Libertee had a cellphone, so it’s just face and cleavage. Critical thinking is no match for a dirty mind. Tch.
* Apologies to Barry Zuckerkorn.
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And I fixed my profile with just the appropriate amount of fibbing
Swipe right
Wow! I didn’t realize Rodrigo Blankenship posted on this site!
Are you…are you dating the Statute of Liberty?
Because if so, coloUr me impressed.
Don’t tell anyone, but…
/looks around for overhearers
…biggest tease evah!
Her swimsuit coverup is super bulky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPtD0ZcEYt8
Remember, around the 65-70′ mark, the match commentator said “this feels like a 5-2.”
First win at Chelsea since ’78? That’s crazy. Litre must be so happy for them!
/chuckles
Admittedly, this would have been #4 in my list of “Most Likely to Go Bananacakes Plaid” today
I don’t think we’ve EVAR seen…rockingdog Reacts Reasonably. Might he growl??
Oof! That’s an unfortunate result. Did Chelski not play a keeper today?
Had a defender sent off at 1-nil to Chelski.
Safe to say Tuchel did…Na-zi that coming?
How shite are the Brummies? They just let an Ugly American score a soccer point!!