NT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE – DAY
A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are seated behind the desk, having another conversation (via speakerphone) with their location manager.
JOLIET JAKE DELHOMME: …the homeowners are really upset that the parking restrictions went up early.
RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: Well, get out there and take them down.
JJD: I can’t, the city is the one who put them up. If parking enforcement comes by while I’m out there they’ll give me a ticket, and that’s just for starters. If it goes up the chain and they get mad enough they could shut the whole thing down.
DARKEST TIMELINE ZACK MORRIS: Relax, they’re not going to pull our filming permit just because you cut through a couple of zip ties.
JJD: Trust me, I’ve dealt with some of these local petty tyrants before, they can get pretty, uh, petty.
RTD: We’ve budgeted for that, I don’t understand why this is a problem.
JJD: What are you talking about?
DTZM: What he means is…hang on a second. [raises wristwatch to mouth] SIRI STOP TRANSCRIBING.
SIRI: TRANSCRIBING PAUSED.
DTZM: What he means is did you pay them their bribes yet.
JJD: The front half, yeah.
RTD: Great. And if it becomes an issue you can let them know that there’s a back half. Anyhow, we’ve got to go, Prince Harry will be here any minute.
JJD: You guys have a meeting with Prince Harry? Holy crap, can you…
RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY punches a button to end the call.
SIRI: WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO RESUME TRANSCRIBING?
DTZM: No, that’s okay honey, we’re done for now.
RTD: Did you just call your watch “honey”?
DTZM: What? No.
RTD: [loudly] Honey, what time is it?
SIRI: THE CURRENT TIME IS ELEVEN THIRTY A.M.
RTD: Ha!
DTZM: Oh shit, we’re overdue for a Request Line post.
RTD: Shit. How about…[glances around the office frantically, his eyes fix on the tea set that’s been laid out in advance of their visitor’s arrival]…royalty?
DTZM: Nah, we’ve already done that one. And he’s not really royalty anymore, anyways.
RTD: What are we supposed to call him now?
DTZM: I don’t know, we’ll…oh! That’s an idea, how about “titles”?
RTD: Huh?
DTZM: Titles! Like, people request songs with their favorite titles.
RTD: What the hell, let’s do it. I’ll get us started. Honey, play “Prom Night at Hater High” by The Long Winters.
This is an incredible song, especially when you consider this is essentially how Scott Hutchison ended his life. I should have played this one during the Gone But Not Forgotten episode.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1jfPyosOi5k
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9UAPkNzb2QQ
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cYRvQpmk7Do
Can’t believe these guys stayed on the board until Day 2, but it’s probably fitting.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4uqbJE5nnt8
Come on let’s dance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oMFdj71ekQ
Double shot from Gumbygirl’s earlier.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrKKt6NprVM
If I should fall from the grace of God
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hp15C-CU5fY
Dude you were mentioned last week too.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ESTSaRJwhFY
This is “Ariel Vs Lotus” by Limblifter. Imo, a fantastic driving/running tune. “Hurray up and wait! Hurray up and wait!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOrP4JOBEcY&ab_channel=thedealbreaker