Sexy Friday, Catsup/Ketchup edition

Not to open a can of worms here, but how did we get to the point that the words “Catsup” and “Ketchup” mean the exact same thing?

Are they supposed to be pronounced the same too?

I always think “catsup” is pronounced the way one cat would greet another cat on the street: “Cat! Sup?”

On the other side, I think “ketchup” is pronounced the way you say the words that you use when you are trying to do a Sexy Friday using the pictures the kids have posted for the last month: “catch up”.

FWIW, the Spanish pronounciation is “Cat Soup”, which I believe is the correct and most fun way of identifying this particular condiment.

This week, we are cat souping with all the pics you submitted since the last time I did this.

Without further ado, TO THE TITS AND ASSES!

For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music videos.

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Without further ado, here are the Top Twenty Five Pics of The Week:

h/t Horatio
h/t Brocky
h/t
h/t WCS
h/t Brocky
h/t Brick
h/t Lemonjello
h/t RTD
h/t BFC
h/t Lemonjello
h/t BFC
h/t ArmedandHammered
h/t RTD
h/t Brocky
h/t me
h/t me
h/t JimU
h/t Brocky (Balls’ Pic O’ Da Week!)
h/t RTD
h/t
h/t
h/t
h/t Brocky
h/t Brocky
h/t Brocky

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YOU’RE-A-PRUDE

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And now, for the music!

As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!

Today we are back to the puzzles! As always, I will give up to three hints in the comments at your request. You try to determine the hidden theme or link between all the songs. Good luck!

Song Number One:

The Grid – Swamp Thing

Canción Número Dos:

Crystal Fighters – In The Summer

Chanson Numéro Trois:

Jesse McCartney – Leavin’ (MSTRKRFT remix)

Canzone numero quattro:

MSTRKRFT – Work On You

Canção número cinco

No Age – Eraser

Seigarren zenbakia:

Japanther – First of All

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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and try to stay the fuck away from stupid people. That’s not COVID-19 advice, that’s just general good sense. See you next week!

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Doktor Zymm

Let’s go get sushi, and not pay

Gumbygirl

I’m heading to bed. Here is a picture of my blue bathroom in Birmingham. I miss that house

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TheRevanchist

I just made that Cocktail of The Week. Might I say, not bad. This is something I would drink again. Thanks, mysterious internet person who totally isn’t a serial killer, for sharing this one.

Doktor Zymm

Business life.

Doktor Zymm

An episode about accounting practices? NOW I’m excited!

Doktor Zymm

TOMORROW IS TODAY AND TODAY IS YESTERDAY! You heard me.

TheRevanchist

As an accounting professional, I can understand your excitement.

Mr. Ayo

Match 4 pick Euro edition

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Gumbygirl

She’s very pretty. Got a Maud Adams vibe.

TheRevanchist

Personally, I’m more of a Maude type of guy.

Gumbygirl

Who isn’t?

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Gumbygirl

Center square Maude is a naughty girl!

Mr. Ayo

Match 3 pick Euro edition

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Mr. Ayo

Match 2 pick Euro edition

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Dunstan

Look, I don’t mean to brag, but I am currently tied for the lead in the Euro pool.

SonOfSpam

Holy shit you called Italy? Almost no one did!

(Haven’t looked, may not be correct)

Gumbygirl

How do wecheck that? I have no clue how to do this. Just let me know when it’s time to pick again.

Mr. Ayo

Go here:

https://www.pooltracker.com/w/menu.asp

The Result button shows the standings. The Picks button is where you make picks. There are matches everyday through 6/23.

Gumbygirl

I’m a dumbass. I have the icon on my phone, just not on my main page. But hey, I’m tied for first!

TheRevanchist

Spring football is terrible, but it’s still football.

TheRevanchist

This kicker has missed field goals and an extra point. I hope he got a degree in something other than “Communications” or “Sports Education”.

TheRevanchist

And a blocked field goal makes him 0-3 on FG attempts.

Doktor Zymm

Instead of quite a few fireworks pops going off tonight (and yes, people are dumb and bored enough to constantly set off fireworks in an extreme drought) there was one especially loud explosion sound and it has been silent since then. I’m setting the fingers lost line at JPP

TheRevanchist

You should get a police scanner for all these special occasions. Imagine all the good things you can hear.

Brick Meathook

There are phone apps that have scanner feeds for everything (police, fire, ATC, Coast Guard, etc.) and you just pick the city.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Evening

Dunstan

I already said that. Copycat.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Gobbledygook

Mr. Ayo

Guys, time is but a false construct.

Evening has already past, is here, and is in the future right this moment!

In conclusion, you were both right.

Also, evening everyone!

Dunstan

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Doktor Zymm

Time is a circle, or perhaps a toroid or some sort of muffin shape. Time is a macaron and I have eaten it.

Horatio Cornblower

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We talkin’ about time? I have opinions about time.

Mr. Ayo

I just learned it’s possible for a planet to form in the shape of a torus.

Meteorologists are conflicted on the climate and weather patterns that would result.

Doktor Zymm

Let’s go vacation in the hole!

Mr. Ayo

That’s my motto.

Also, that means you could do a figure eight tour of the planet.

Which means you could stage a figure eight demolition derby with airplanes that half the planet could watch!

TheRevanchist

Everything already happened, so it’s all in the past.

In conclusion, you are all wrong

Mr. Ayo

Everything is still to happen, so it’s all in the future.

In conclusion, time is a land of contrasts.

Horatio Cornblower

Started with one of these, courtesy of the Good BFC, and weighing in at a delicious 8.3 ABV.
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Have moved on to one of these, courtesy of me, and weighing in at an also delicious 9.0 ABV
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Next stop: Bad Decisionville. Population, Me.

SonOfSpam

Had the Maximus, and it’s just fine.

Horatio Cornblower

It’s like if alcohol was candy and just wanted to give you a big hug. That said, Lagunitas does have better, like Hop Stoopid, but there’s nothing wrong with this one.

Mr. Ayo

Started with one these, courtesy of a won bet, and weighing in at a delicious 47 ABV

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Have moved on to one of these, courtesy of me, and weighing in at an also delicious 80 ABV.

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Next stop: Bourble. Population, Me.

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SonOfSpam

Nothing wrong with Tito’s especially when price-compared to Grey Goose.

Mr. Ayo

Grey Goose is distilled geese shit.

SonOfSpam

It’s fine except not for what it costs.

But if some other douchecanoe bought it, I’ll drink it. (true for everything)

Gumbygirl

Is Fozz doing ok? I miss him.

Mr. Ayo

Well, Baltimore is not a smoldering crater yet so I assume so.

Doktor Zymm

Concur. I hope he hasn’t gone to one of the bad versions of Homer, but if he has, I hope he bounces back like Homer.comment image

Horatio Cornblower

BAH GAWD!! THAT’S LEMONJELLO’S MUSIC!!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’m on this to start, courtesy of not realizing i had opened it and barely had any of it:
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Doktor Zymm

Ooh, I’ve got me that same bottle from NYE. Still haven’t opened it. Was very tempted to get it a companion in the Ardbeg Corryvrecken, but I was really after a peated Jura and I didn’t see that in the case

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I prefer the Uigedail to the Corryvrecken but can’t go wrong with either.

Dunstan

Time to settle in with an episode of Match Game ’75.

ProTip: Always go with Richard Dawson.

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WCS

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

How come i only learned this week that you can’t stream Dogma because the Weinsteins own the rights?

Brick Meathook

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SonOfSpam

Nightly Ohtani update…

Fouled a ball off the inside of his knee which looked really painful, then hit a double to the gap, then threw a pitch 100 mph the next inning.

Dunstan

I’m beginning to think that guy is good at baseball.

SonOfSpam

Absolute freak.

Mike Trout is the 2nd most interesting player on the team.

Doktor Zymm

I bet he’s even better at hackeysack

Sharkbait

He’s good

Horatio Cornblower

Great player. Great for the game.

Gonna miss him when he blows out his elbow again trying to do the “pitch and hit” thing.

Because the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim Over Near The Mobil Station Across From The TGIFriday’s You Know, The Stadium With The Waterfall No Not Kansas City The Other One can’t have nice things.

SonOfSpam

You’re right about the Mobil, but we have a Hooters, not a TGI Friday’s.

Horatio Cornblower

I was there back in ’98, (fresh off my triumphant first appearance on Jeopardy, and even fresher off my not-quite-as-triumphant second appearance on said show, and I swear there was a TGIFriday’s right across the parking lot.

Not that those chains haven’t swapped places 72 times by now.

SonOfSpam

It’s entirely possible that Hooters was a TGIF. It’s also entirely possible I saw you there and said Shit That Guy Was Probably On Jeopardy Which I Will Do In Five Years. I mean, maybe.

Your two shows were taped on different days?

Horatio Cornblower

Oh no. Same day. I sat through 4-5 tapes before I got my turn, the one before mine included a category on sports that literally no one knew any of the answers to. I was going crazy, while my wife was assaulting Neve Campbell by waving my then 3-month-old son at her.

To this day I have no idea how we didn’t wind up in prison.

Dunstan

Evening.

SonOfSpam

And it is a lovely evening. Gonna be warm next week.

Gumbygirl

It’s going to be over 90 like three or four days up here. This is unacceptable! It’s a fucking mountain lake town, not the Sahara. I don’t have air conditioning. I want to see the manager. I will go full Karen,while I’m melting.
Rant over, carry on!

SonOfSpam

Yeah that ain’t right. At least it’ll drop down to 50ish at night, right?

Big Bear heat is different from flatland heat.

Gumbygirl

We’re closer to the sun. Or it’s God, giving me a preview of coming attractions, unless I mend my wicked ways.

scotchnaut

Today I ran four miles, fought with SO, got super drunk and ordered pizza-BINGO!

Horatio Cornblower

I’m betting the fight burned more calories than the run.

WCS

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Doktor Zymm

Catsup or ketchup, if you have it in the UK it’ll have a load of extra sugar in it and be gross

Game Time Decision

It’s ALWAYS gross. Way too sweet for me

Doktor Zymm

If you haven’t already, now is a great time to opt out of Amazon Sidewalk!

Sharkbait

Holy shit this.

Sharkbait

Alexa, Ring and Echo speakers are the main devices I think

Mr. Ayo

These are all songs Mr. Ayo has never heard or heard of before today.

Mr. Ayo

I have never watched LetterKenny actually.

But they were all enjoyable except Eraser’s pile of shit sound.

Game Time Decision

To be fair

Gumbygirl

Wow! Accidental excellence is still excellence.

Game Time Decision

These songs are all covers of song from Ferris Buller’s day off sound track

ArmedandHammered

I have used both spellings. The different brands seem to be unable to agree amongst themselves, so why should I bother.