AFL Beat 2021 AFL Week 16

Welcome to Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat!

Let’s see what happened this week.

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AFL 2021 Season Week 16 Recaps

Gold Coast Suns 77 – 67 RIchmond Tigers

If no one saw last week’s loss to St. Kilda coming, then absolutely no one to the infinite power saw the Suns handing the Tigers their second loss in a row.

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Geelong Cats 98 – 57 Essendon Bombers

The Bombers started well but the Cats took over in the second quarter and never looked back. It was a good bounce back from last week’s loss.

Here are the highlights:

Melbourne Demons 55 – 64 GWS Giants

The Giants came up HUGE when they needed to and have now taken away RIchmond’s spot in the Eight. They need to keep it up if they are to make anything of this season.

Here are the highlights:

Adelaide Crows 59 – 111 Brisbane Lions

The Lions are on a roll and look to be aiming to take a Top Two spot away from either Melbourne or Western. Meanwhile, the Crows are back to not being very good.

Here are the highlights:

Fremantle Dockers 64 – 80 Carlton Blues

The Dockers AGAIN blew a golden opportunity to get into the Eight. This time they lost to a Carlton team they had no business losing to.

Here are the highlights:

Hawthorn Hawks 53 – 87 Port Adelaide Power

The Power handled their business like they should and are still in the middle of the battle for the Top Four spots. They have a HUGE game next week against the Demons.

Here are the highlights:

Sydney Swans 118 – 26 West Coast Eagles

This was both a destruction and a thing of beauty to watch. Sydney played the Cats’ home ground to perfection and the Eagles have now lost two games in Geelong by over 90 points this season.

Here are the highlights:

Collingwood Magpies 61 – 70 St. Kilda Saints

The change of coach hasn’t helped the Pies any while Litre’s Saints are rallied as Litre predicted and are now in 11th place, only 1 place away from where Litre predicted.

Here are the highlights:

Western Bulldogs 108 – 79 North Melbourne Kangaroos

I honestly thought the margin would have been a lot bigger but I guess the Roos played pretty well. The Doggies are now the league leaders!

Here are the highlights:

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2021 Ladder

Here is how the teams stand after Round 16:

PTEAMWLTPTS%
1Western Bulldogs123048147.6
2Melbourne Demons123048128.5
3Brisbane Lions114044134.7
4Port Adelaide Power114044124.4
5Geelong Cats114044123.4
6Sydney Swans96036114.5
7West Coast Eagles8703295.3
8GWS Giants7713097.1
9Richmond Tigers78028100.6
10Fremantle Dockers7802892.2
11St. Kilda Saints7802883.7
12Essendon Bombers6902498.7
13Carlton Blues6902493.0
14Gold Coast Suns51002088.0
15Adelaide Crows51002084.2
16Collingwood Magpies41101689.5
17Hawthorn Hawks41101680.7
18North Melbourne Kangaroos21211064.3

Here is the Balls Graph (TM) as of Week 16:

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Footy Tipping Contest

Here is where we stand after Round 16:

PTIPPERRound TipsRound MarginTotal TipsTotal Margin
1Litre_cola63693467
2SonOfSpam73091416
3Doktor Zymm43591467
4Mr. Ayo61089402
5BFC53689517
6BALLS63688465
7Dolph Ucker63387445
851086420
9BC Dick53586462
10WhyEaglesWhy63383429
11Game Time Decision62482413
12bk10951074406
13Reverend Mayhem51063414
14Maestro51060444
15Yeah Right51060456

Litre has pulled away to take sole possession of first place while Dok has dropped all the way to third behind Spammy! There was a LOT of movement all over the table as the jostling for positions is getting intense.

Good job to SonOfSpam for getting top score this week!

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Balls Sechs

  • Australian media is all over the Richmond Tigers saying that their reign is over. I think that’s premature. They will most likely make the Eight and may yet make some noise in Finals.
  • COVID restrictions strike again as the venues for two games this week are still unknown. Also, the West Coast-North Melbourne game was moved to Monday as restrictions are scheduled to be eased there on Monday morning and that would allow a full capacity crowd. Greed is universal, kids.
  • The three-way battle for the final two places is still super tight with only percentages separating the three teams.
  • It seems no one wants the eight spot. Everyone has had a chance to take it away from Richmond and only this week did someone step up and take it. I have a feeling the battle for the eighth spot will come down to the final week.
  • While everyone is also counting out the West Coast Eagles, let’s remember they play the Roos at home this week. They’re not out of the Eight quite yet.
  • The Match of The Round next week is probably the Port Adelaide-Melbourne game although I think the more interesting game will be Western-Sydney. If the Swans could pull off the upset, that would shake everything up and make them legitimate contenders.

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Round Seventeen Schedule

Here is the Round 17 schedule (all times Pacific):

Thursday, July 8, 2021

2:40 AM – Port Adelaide Power v Melbourne Demons at Adelaide Oval

Friday, July 9, 2021

2:50 AM – Essendon Bombers v Adelaide Crows at Marvel Stadium

8:45 PM – Hawthorn Hawks v Fremantle Dockers at University of Tasmania Stadium

11:35 PM – Carlton Blues v Geelong Cats at the MCG

Saturday, July 10, 2021

2:25 AM – Brisbane Lions v St. Kilda Saints at TBD

8:10 PM – GWS Giants v Gold Coast Suns at Mars Stadium

10:20 PM – Western Bulldogs v Sydney Swans at Marvel Stadium

11:10 PM – Richmond Tigers v Collingwood Magpies at the MCG

Monday, July 12, 2021

2:40 AM – West Coast Eagles v North Melbourne Kangaroos at Optus Stadium

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That’s all for this week. See you next week!

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litre_cola

Oh, it will happen. St. Kilda is the most mediocre club in the AFL and will continue to be mediocre.

Game Time Decision

Adelaide Crows a few weeks ago: pushing to make the final 8
Adelaide Crows today: Fuck being that high in the standings is scary, better drop down