Not bad but not too good either.

Are we talking about:

(1) Carolina Panthers Football Club on Thursday Night Football;
(2) Deshaun Watson’s legal outlook;
(3) Your Week 2 Quotables submissions?

WIth over 1/9th of the regular season behind us (also know as “The Entire Season” to Urban Meyer), it will soon be time to make bold predictions about the 2021 playoffs. Will I be doing it? No. I’m afraid my interest is mostly in watching others take digs at husky fans but, hey that’s the perks of dropping 23 pounds on a crash diet and taking your BMI from ANDY-REID RED to a greenish-yellow, right?

Oh man, speaking of terrible humble brags, I was at the bank the other afternoon and — you know this intro — dude comes in on his phone all loud talking like he has such big and important deals going down that the quiet bank lobby needs to listen to his bullshit. So he gets off the phone and asks the date to one of the staff behind the counter (I was with the lone teller). They tell him to which he says, “Oh I should have known that! Guess this what happens when you’re juggling three new accounts…and the air conditioning is out for the third time — in the Maserati.” Like, I hate my Ford and the AC has never given me fits. So what’s the brag about buying the name when it doesn’t meet your basic summer climate-controlling needs?

I saw his car when I walked out. You can see your Week 2 Quotables results when you scroll below (Submissions here).