Welcome all to some Week 2 Quotables. We’re posting on Wednesday so you’ve all got a Color Rush-free short week. You can complain about it all you want but the [DFO] owners are always looking to spread around #content because they want this site to be a 7-days-a-week bookmark. Just put your heads down and drive because together is the only way the rest of you are getting through this life.
Also, I’m kicking off an online OSHA training class today. As anyone who has read any posts around here about dealing with — what is this, just typical corporate lowest-common-denominator bureaucracy? — you can imagine the hell i am in for in the coming day(s). Please effectively entertain in the comment area. Oh good! This guy is just on his cell phone and he’s going to “call my guys to get them on” — which is code for, “I didn’t tell anyone we signed them up and just hoped someone would mail them their card for being on the sign up list.” So like a bunch of 4th graders, we’re delaying the class for the guy who couldn’t be bothered to be ready on time.
Anyways, please see below your Week 2 Quotables submissions.
Jets-ly enough, the right side up flags are the distress signal, not the upside down one.
It’s also the old logos and helmet on the flags, not the one that is now in its third season (but still sucks).
Danny are you ok?
Danny are you ok?
Are you ok, Danny?
Where’s the dumpster for his suit?
“DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO EAT ASS THROUGH ONE OF THESE THINGS?”
That offensive line for the Jets looks same as always
All he has to do is avoid driving and mistresses and he can have a long and fruitful career post-Titans
“It’s a long season. Stay healthy. Hit the weights. Avoid being Rod-and-Todded.”
The “Got away with murder” dance
not to be confused with the Twist and Shout dance
Squirrely Dan is about to lay some of Professor Tricia’s wisdom on the degens from upcountry.
That’s what I appreciates about you
I got that reference!
And I got that reference.
[pointing at the wacky waving arm inflatable tubes]
“…and that is how more Jets fans are made!” – New Jersey sexual education teacher
I wonder if retirement has changed Ray…nope. Still a douchecanoe.
A moment later, a nun holding a pipe wrench appears behind Swaim and tells him “excuse me, Mr. Swaim, you’re needed in the cockpit…I’ll handle this…”
“No, no, Najee, it’s my Guardians and Gladiators <i>character</i> that gets sent to the underworld, not me personally.” – Jonathan Abram
“When he also got picked at #24, I knew that Aaron Rodgers and I would eventually be kindred spirits. It took a while, but the day seems to have arrived.” – Todd Marinovich, showing this gif to a motorist waiting for the light at the Harbor Blvd exit ramp
“I hate these high draft picks, thinking the world revolves around them. I’ll show Danny Dimes what it <i>really</i> looks like when the world revolves around you.”
shown right to left are the 7 stages of grief over another losing season.
Note that acceptance is not shown.
The Price is wrong, bitch!
Aaron’s inability to do the shocker correctly was why we broke up
-Olivia Munn
Dammit, i was going to go with “Now we know why Olivia left”
Not so much a Quotable as it is an observation, but there is no chance that the Pats fans on the right are not currently slowly turning to compost in a landfill outside of East Rutherford.
/takes notes
//Tyreek Hill
Fuck Cole, just get your fucking shot so I don’t need to wear this thing.
Nothing like the “Marinovich” silent audible.
PITT! THE! ELDER!
“I don’t care about your vaccination status, you need to maintain social distancing.”
Haven’t seen a Las Vegas guy taken down like that since Montecore decided to take his show in an exciting new direction.
He’s not advocating taking drugs, he’s telling Miles Teller to get the fuck off his couch.
He’s encouraging Packers “ownership” to get vaccinated.
THIS DANIEL JONES FELLA I CALL HIM DON QUIXOTE BECAUSE HE JUST GOT HIS ASS BEAT BY A WINDMILL
When you
stabdance like nobody’s watching, every day is St. Vitus’ Day.This is my best friend’s go to quote whenever i’m bitching and looking for sympathy. It works.
THIS RAY LEWIS, I CALL HIM OLD CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS BECAUSE HE’S DRAGGED OUT ONCE A YEAR FOR EVERYONE TO LOOK AT!
Looks like someone read “Support Your Friends The Louise Woodward Way”
♫ One of these fans is not like the others ♫
♫ One of these fans is not quite the same ♫
♫ One of these fans is doing his own thing ♫
♫ Now it’s time to play our game…it’s time to play our game ♫
THIS METLIFE FIELD, I CALL IT THE DAVIS-MONTHAN BONEYARD BECAUSE ALL THE JETS INSIDE IT ARE BROKEN, OUTDATED OR GOING TO BE SOLD FOR PENNIES ON THE DOLLAR OR SPARE PARTS!
Even safe in his blanket fort, Eli pees his underoos a little watching this tackle.
Alternate: I haven’t seen a bunch of giants standing around uselessly like this since the final season of Game of Thrones!
Sir, I must strongly insist that you remove yourself from my chosen path of advancement.
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Gonna wrap you up like a blanket! BTW we want Manhattan back.
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