Your Early Morning London Calling NFL Football Open Thread

Well here we are again. The Shield has dropped a not-enticing matchup in our laps again. But let’s try to be a Lasso about it, huh? Grab a coffee and let’s go through this.

To The Game!

Fins/Jags:

-I’m not sure who is the home team but this is somewhat familiar territory for Jacksonville so that’s my guess.

-If there are any orchards in your area you could do some apple picking-Courtlands, Golden Delicious, Honeycrisp, Ambrosia and many other varieties are ripe right now!

-The Jags have yet to kick a field goal after five games, the only team in the Super Bowl era to have sunk so low. Coach Meyer’s comment was, “Wow, we haven’t kicked a field goal? Huh, that’s something”.

-Corn mazes are fun. Bring the whole family along and regale them with a recounting of “Children of the Corn” by Stephen King and then set them free. Hire some toothless country folk to hang out nearby in order to get the full effect.

-The Fins starting corners are out but Tua’s back baby and he’s gonna shine. He’ll have to do it without wr’s Williams, Parker and Fuller but that kid loves a challenge.

-“The fall colors are absolutely gorgeous” is a thing that is said that often gets on the nerves of one half of a domestic pairing. But you’re bigger than that-hop into your hybrid vehicle and putter on over to a ski hill or a mountain or, if you’re feeling murderous, an outcrop with a steep descent. They won’t find the body for days!

-There’s some talk that Fins coach Flores is losing the room. Numerous injuries aside, where is that 10 win team from last year that was in ascending mode?

Have at it.

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Petronel

Own goal by Spurs!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m gonna test out being a Chargers fan today and see how it goes.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Hmm. I guess if I can develop a field position fetish it’d be going great!

Gatoraids

haunted teams

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Game Time Decision

On a scale of drunkenness, from Jordan Poyer( 1 year sober) to Michael Irvin, how bad(good?) Will the Jags kicker be?

Last edited 3 years ago by Game Time Decision
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’ll go with “Jeff Reed on a Tuesday”.

Cecil Rhodes

Huzzah!!!!! Time for some tea and crumpets!

Last edited 3 years ago by Cecil Rhodes
Dunstan

Well, that does it.

Coffee, you’re benched. Liquor, suit up!

Game Time Decision

Can always add liquor to coffee

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s quite special how spectacularly incompetent the Miami Dolphins are this season.

Warthog

As a long time Dolphin fan I’ve become quite the connoisseur of the various formulations of fail they’ve developed. I must say, this is one fine vintage.

Gumbygirl

Who wants OT? Nobody.

Don T

So time outs are beneath Urban. Genius hire indeed!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Short of the first down by about the length of a finger, right Urban?

Game Time Decision

We can stop watching the NFL today as nothing is going to be better than the Jags reaction to their kicker making that FG.

Gatoraids

ready for overtime

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Gatoraids

Bend it like Beck’lor

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

ROHK’NAHS!