Are you on the cusp of getting into the playoffs in a few leagues as I am? Are you depending on the likes of Jeff Wilson, KJ Osborn (he came through!) and Jalen Guyton to get you there? I pray that you’re not my kind of stupid-otherwise I wouldn’t be special anymore.

To The Games!

Ravens/Browns:

Baltimore is digging into their practice squad and beyond for some, any, kind of db help because they are about seven guys down at this point. It’s the perfect time for that secondary to be exploited by a competent qb but fortunately they’re facing Mayfield.

Jags/Titans:

“You’re tearing me apart from the inside out!” is what a certain franchise would say if it had a mouth hole and was coached by a narcissistic asshole the likes of Meyer. As per the usual this week he lied about the Robinson situation, undermined players and coaches alike and made a fool of himself. It’s very telling, the amount of info that’s being leaked from the organization.

Raiders/Chiefs:

This sure looks like a ‘get right’ game for K.C. as Las Vegas (losers of 4 of 5) are reeling just as everyone and their mother predicted. I’d be stunned if the Raiders turned things around at this point.

Saints/Jets:

Kamara’s Back! Fantasy owners needing a win to get into the playoffs (sounds familiar…) dance in their sweat-stained underwear. Wives cover their children’s eyes and pets try to hide under the couch as the dreadful spectacle unfolds.

Cowboys/TEAM:

Washington has won 4 in a row and the D looks formidable again. Dallas can land a crushing blow with a W and finally separate itself from the dross that is the rest of the NFC East.

Falcons/Panthers:

A sub .500 team might just make it into the NFC playoffs and it may just be one of these two teams if either one can put a stop to their respective skids. Nah, I was kidding.

Seahawks/Texans:

Seattle might just win back to back games for the very first time this year today. But t’will mean not a thing. Houston is angling for that #1 overall pick so they’re not interested in putting up any resistance.

Who do you need to go off today? Let me know.