Your Second Sunday NFL Football Open Thread

Let’s keep it moving, shall we?

To The Games!

Lions/Broncos:

Javonte! I’ll be happy that if Gordon does play-he seems to be trending that way-that he’ll be on a pitch count so my guy can duplicate near to what he did last week. Denver sits at 6-6 and has Cincy, Las Vegas, the Chargers and the Chiefs the rest of the way so a W is vital here and I’ve no doubt they’ll get it. Should watch their kneecaps though…

Giants/Chargers:

Oh boy. This has beatdown written all over it because, though they are inconsistent the Chargers do tend to beat up lesser teams. The statue behind center that goes by the name of Glennon gets the start today. Why do teams have backup qb’s that are nothing like the starter with respect to skillset? You’d think the Giants would have signed a more mobile fella so that they could accomplish some of the same things on O. Instead, this concrete-footed ungulate is going to watch his o-line collapse in slow motion and he’ll not be able to escape pressure.

Niners/Bengals:

This one’s a curious inter-conference affair that I don’t know what to make of. So, umm, weather? And why was Mixon semi-stymied by the Chargers laughable run D last week? Burrow has a great future if he gets rid of the ball when pressure comes. Too many times this year I’ve seen him take the sack instead of throwing the ball away.

Bills/Bucs:

Buffalo gets another spotlight dance and they’ll likely collapse once again. They don’t look remotely like the team that busted out of the gate in weeks 2-5. But looking back they beat a Fins team before the latter got its shit together, a reeling TEAM with no competent qb, the Texans and a Chiefs team that just hasn’t been that impressive this season. The Bills O is far too reliant on Allen because their run game is such a travesty and there’s no indication that anyone is doing anything to improve it.

As you were.

 

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Doktor Zymm

Niners win, Bengals Lose, but what will Buffala and MRSA do?comment image/revision/latest?cb=20150610131206

Doktor Zymm

Well fuck

Mr. Ayo

As usual, worst timeline wins.

Petronel

WHEW. Helluva game (messy parts and all)

Redshirt

He scored. Its over.

Mr. Ayo

Agreed. Let’s see what BLEEERGH thinks.

Redshirt

Hey, Bengals. 49ers #85 is an Eligible Receiver. Might want to account for him.

Mr. Ayo

#Bungling intesifies

King Hippo

Am I feelin’ Draw here? Mos def, Other Hippo!

Redshirt

As a Blackjack player, I live by the motto “Win if you can; Push if you must.”

King Hippo

George Kittle don’t like FUN smgdh

Doktor Zymm

But which game?!

hippofant

Other hippo was having hot pot.

Redshirt

Bengals D is too tired from bailing out the offense/special teams all game.

Doktor Zymm

Well done, fishkickercomment image

Mr. Ayo

More free ball!

King Hippo

Hippo, throwing away his last underwear!

/just kidding, have to keep some for doctor visits and the like

Horatio Cornblower

Richard Sherman missed a tackle? The hell you say!

litre_cola

Do I hear the wagons circling?

Mr. Ayo

Too soon.

litre_cola
  • First Nations peoples.
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Cole Beasley snatched that ball out of the air like it was a tube of ivermectin.

Doktor Zymm

I enjoy this commenting format

herodotus450

Pick 6 to lose the game in OT would be peak Bungles, but I’d be happy with a fumble recovery for a TD as well.

Redshirt
Doktor Zymm

C’MON JOSH. I AM CALLING YOU BY YOUR FIRST NAME IN A FAMILIAR FASHION SO YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD IF YOU DISAPPOINT ME.

litre_cola

Joshua do your job!

Mr. Ayo

C’MON STEPHON. SAME REASON AS ABOVE.

Mr. Ayo

JOSH HAS FORSAKEN BOTH OF US

Doktor Zymm

What a jerk, didn’t he see us using capital letters?

Doktor Zymm

Come on Stephon, that pass won’t be gone, at this moment, you mean EVERYTHING

Redshirt

PRAISE BE TO SHANK’LOR!!!!

Horatio Cornblower

Urban Meyer’s doing great, you guys

https://twitter.com/TampaBayTre/status/1470140626729582600

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Urban Meyer addresses the team (artist’s conception):

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_8_7Orhey-g

Petronel

AAAAAAAAARGH

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

From my Raiders preview:

EDITOR’S NOTE: I predict the Raiders season to be much like this post. Start out with a great deal of promise, and then collapse into a spasm of unhinged maniacal laughter. Final record of 7-10.

Redshirt

(builds an altar to SHANK’LOR)

Mr. Ayo

Nailed It!

— B. Walsh

Mr. Ayo

Kittle is a Gronk level cheat code.

Mr. Ayo

Gould is no Tucker cheat code though.

Petronel

GEORGE YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN! CERO MIEDO!

Last edited 2 years ago by Petronel
King Hippo

oh, you poor Bungles

King Hippo

REPRIEVE!

litre_cola

NOT SO FAST!

litre_cola

Winnipeg leading by 7 with math! 2 FGs and a rouge!