Let’s keep it moving, shall we?
To The Games!
Lions/Broncos:
Javonte! I’ll be happy that if Gordon does play-he seems to be trending that way-that he’ll be on a pitch count so my guy can duplicate near to what he did last week. Denver sits at 6-6 and has Cincy, Las Vegas, the Chargers and the Chiefs the rest of the way so a W is vital here and I’ve no doubt they’ll get it. Should watch their kneecaps though…
Giants/Chargers:
Oh boy. This has beatdown written all over it because, though they are inconsistent the Chargers do tend to beat up lesser teams. The statue behind center that goes by the name of Glennon gets the start today. Why do teams have backup qb’s that are nothing like the starter with respect to skillset? You’d think the Giants would have signed a more mobile fella so that they could accomplish some of the same things on O. Instead, this concrete-footed ungulate is going to watch his o-line collapse in slow motion and he’ll not be able to escape pressure.
Niners/Bengals:
This one’s a curious inter-conference affair that I don’t know what to make of. So, umm, weather? And why was Mixon semi-stymied by the Chargers laughable run D last week? Burrow has a great future if he gets rid of the ball when pressure comes. Too many times this year I’ve seen him take the sack instead of throwing the ball away.
Bills/Bucs:
Buffalo gets another spotlight dance and they’ll likely collapse once again. They don’t look remotely like the team that busted out of the gate in weeks 2-5. But looking back they beat a Fins team before the latter got its shit together, a reeling TEAM with no competent qb, the Texans and a Chiefs team that just hasn’t been that impressive this season. The Bills O is far too reliant on Allen because their run game is such a travesty and there’s no indication that anyone is doing anything to improve it.
As you were.
Niners win, Bengals Lose, but what will Buffala and MRSA do?/revision/latest?cb=20150610131206
Well fuck
As usual, worst timeline wins.
WHEW. Helluva game (messy parts and all)
He scored. Its over.
Agreed. Let’s see what BLEEERGH thinks.
Hey, Bengals. 49ers #85 is an Eligible Receiver. Might want to account for him.
#Bungling intesifies
Am I feelin’ Draw here? Mos def, Other Hippo!
As a Blackjack player, I live by the motto “Win if you can; Push if you must.”
George Kittle don’t like FUN smgdh
But which game?!
Other hippo was having hot pot.
Bengals D is too tired from bailing out the offense/special teams all game.
Well done, fishkicker
More free ball!
Hippo, throwing away his last underwear!
/just kidding, have to keep some for doctor visits and the like
Richard Sherman missed a tackle? The hell you say!
Do I hear the wagons circling?
Too soon.
Cole Beasley snatched that ball out of the air like it was a tube of ivermectin.
I enjoy this commenting format
Pick 6 to lose the game in OT would be peak Bungles, but I’d be happy with a fumble recovery for a TD as well.
No love for the Walk Off Safety?
Bengals vs Dolphins 2013 Highlights – Walkoff Safety Game – YouTube
C’MON JOSH. I AM CALLING YOU BY YOUR FIRST NAME IN A FAMILIAR FASHION SO YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD IF YOU DISAPPOINT ME.
Joshua do your job!
C’MON STEPHON. SAME REASON AS ABOVE.
JOSH HAS FORSAKEN BOTH OF US
What a jerk, didn’t he see us using capital letters?
Come on Stephon, that pass won’t be gone, at this moment, you mean EVERYTHING
PRAISE BE TO SHANK’LOR!!!!
Urban Meyer’s doing great, you guys
https://twitter.com/TampaBayTre/status/1470140626729582600
Urban Meyer addresses the team (artist’s conception):
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_8_7Orhey-g
AAAAAAAAARGH
From my Raiders preview:
EDITOR’S NOTE: I predict the Raiders season to be much like this post. Start out with a great deal of promise, and then collapse into a spasm of unhinged maniacal laughter. Final record of 7-10.
(builds an altar to SHANK’LOR)
Nailed It!
— B. Walsh
Kittle is a Gronk level cheat code.
Gould is no Tucker cheat code though.
GEORGE YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN! CERO MIEDO!
oh, you poor Bungles
REPRIEVE!
NOT SO FAST!
Winnipeg leading by 7 with math! 2 FGs and a rouge!