Your Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread

Oof! This one sure looks like an unquality tilt. Of all the divisions I feel that the NFC North provides the most boring football year in and year out. Give me a Jags/Texans game any time! Okay, I may have exaggerated a wee bit. Will the Bears be resigned to their fate and lose to the Pack yet again or did Rodgers words get their gumption up?

To The Game!

Bears/Packers:

-After Dalton did a Dalton (four interceptions, who does he think he is, Taysom Hill?) Nagy has come back to Fields of Fire. At least that cat can run.

-If wins against the Lions don’t count-and they shouldn’t-Chicago would have all of two on the season. There’s no way the coach survives the Monday after the end of the regular season, don’t you think?

-Here’s hoping that Dillon has powered his way into a significant timeshared backfield with Jones. He’s done everything to deserve it and with a likely run in the playoffs being in the cards, it would be smart to keep the latter’s legs fresh.

-Every NFC team worth its salt has hung 30+ on this sad sack Bears D and Green Bay should be no different.

-So then the question becomes: “Can this O unit keep up the pace?” I say no unless there are plenty of turnovers and wr Mooney goes bananas. Yeah, not happening.

Do that thing.

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Gumbygirl

This was my dog Bear a few years ago. I miss him, he was a very good boy!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s 9:30 at night and the Dr. Mrs. is vacuuming.

TheRevanchist

That’s like foreplay!

Gumbygirl

I need to do some cleaning myself, but I need daylight. This house is a little dark, and I’m a whole lot hard of seeing.

Mr. Ayo

The shrug triumphs!

ballsofsteelandfury

That’s going to be one hell of a honeymoon!

ballsofsteelandfury

ATLAS!!!

Mr. Ayo

¡mucho drama!

King Hippo

OY VEY

King Hippo

EL WOODWORK-O

King Hippo

Teddy Atlas – “We want the ball and we’re gonna score”

King Hippo

goddamnit, take the pennos already MUY el SLEEPY

Mr. Ayo

Couldn’t agree more.

You’re 3 hours behind, but also 3 pills ahead (conservative estimate). Not sure how you’re awake.

TheRevanchist

Stat That

King Hippo

Did somebody call timeout?

Mr. Ayo

Do they deliver at this hour?!?

ballsofsteelandfury

Atlas should be much more aggressive. They have a man advantage. They can’t play for penalties.

King Hippo

yeah, they done gone to sleep

Mr. Ayo

I mean, he already shrugged and that didn’t help much.

Doktor Zymm

Intercepted off the tip. And that will wrap it up. As well it should,

King Hippo

the tip is the most important part to wrap up ppl forget that!!

TheRevanchist

Makes mens bathrooms in the park just a little less seedy.

Col. Duke LaCross

And there’s your Al Michaels very thinly veiled gambling references of the night.

Sharkbait

WHY CANT THE NFL LET COOL THINGS HAPPEN

ballsofsteelandfury

FOUR MUFFS!

Sharkbait

Dear Penthouse

Jackpot

Mr. Ayo

Dehydration setting in.

With much thankfulness.

King Hippo

Not quite an octobox, but on its way?

Mr. Ayo

We’re halfway there!!!

Oh oh! We’re living on a prayer!

Brocky

Well I was feeling better about my fantasy season because somehow I’m projected to win this week..

Then the night game happened

Week five: danvante adams has his second best game of the season against brocky.

Week 14: davante Adams has his best season against brocky again because brocky’s dumb ass is in a league against 10 players

Don’t fucking tell me God doesn’t do this shit on purpose

King Hippo

I lost to a 3-10 team, whose owner forgot to even set his lineup last week (but DID this week, of course)

Gumbygirl

You really have had more than your fair share of misfortune this season. I blame Mitch McConnell. Not for your fantasy problems, but for pretty much everything else.

Brocky

The Kentucky tornados are definitely his fault some way

TheRevanchist

How come the promo has Kamara and Brady, not Hill and Brady?

King Hippo

y not BRADY AND BRADY obvs??

NotShogunButShogun

I sense a garbagedown…

NotShogunButShogun

Garbagegoal. Not to be confused with gabbagool.

Doktor Zymm

Back at place, can watch bears embarrass themselves in peace

Mr. Ayo

Nice of you to take in Buddy and his “friends” for the evening.

King Hippo

ah believe the preferred nomenclature is “long-time companions”

Mr. Ayo

Golf cart on the pitch! Reminds me of Pat in Madden 96.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK2oyQXwhbQ

King Hippo

cinco minutos de los stoppage, should see another 10 or so simulated deaths

ballsofsteelandfury

We go to extra time if it stays like this.

King Hippo

this a 2-legged thingamabob? I was not mentally prepared para el MOAR

ballsofsteelandfury

Yup. With no away goal rule

Mr. Ayo

So how does that work? Extra time and most goals wins? Then penalty kicks?

ballsofsteelandfury

Correct!

Mr. Ayo

Uno a cero is a done deal? There an aggregate situation here?

King Hippo

I suppose this is where my deficioandos para del Espanol gets disadvantageous

Mr. Ayo

I’ve a lot of “units” on ATS before learning of these details.

King Hippo

I bet it paid/will pay for the normal time win

Mr. Ayo

*bends bookie over table*

PAY THIS!

King Hippo

hey, gas grass or ass ,, amirite???

ballsofsteelandfury

If you bet on the game itself, you should have won already.

NotShogunButShogun

That should do it.

Doktor Zymm

Bears fan earlier this evening called a 20 point win for GB, he’s looking good

Doktor Zymm

Made friends with a Browns fan, and he agreed it was totally appropriate that I want Dan Snyder to die painfully

Doktor Zymm

Still in ignorance about the Browns ownership though, but a fan of Baker

King Hippo

teach him of #ThePauls!

Mr. Ayo

One must know of the ways.

King Hippo

Indeed. And if he enlists in the ways, then he is potentially sponge-worthy!

King Hippo

PdL could surely squeeze in a few MOAR ads onto their fugly kit?

NotShogunButShogun

Ain’t no way the O/U on this was 65.

Mr. Ayo

If it was, someone’s getting fired. Never seen a SexiMexi contest get even halfway there.

Mr. Ayo

Oh, you’re talking about actual football. Bet the over!

King Hippo

Off the line para el dos!

King Hippo

Let’s just say that guy who fluffed the free header is fortunate not to be Colombian

Mr. Ayo

Ponce De Leon lives for another minute.

King Hippo

I might want PdL just because of Teddy Atlas’ fucking organ

ballsofsteelandfury

Pornhub comment again?

King Hippo

es verdad #DosThings

King Hippo

Soy solamente watching el SexiMexi ahora

Mr. Ayo

¡es una sabia elección!

Col. Duke LaCross

We got just a few too many calls in our favor in the first half, I guess.

Sharkbait

Dumb flag is dumb

Mr. Ayo

CHI**** just got f***ed by BLEERGH.

Mr. Ayo

Subscribe to my Patreon for the uncensored versions of my posts.

Sharkbait

Were you banned from OnlyFans?

Mr. Ayo

Oof, BOTG post in that story.

NotShogunButShogun

Even I think that bleergh tribute was weak.

Sharkbait

MUFF!

Mr. Ayo

Oh shit, that’s 3 in one day. More of most men are happy.

King Hippo

also quite exhausted/dehydrated

Sharkbait

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Mr. Ayo

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Doktor Zymm

Make snu snu!

herodotus450

WTiCa: Grey Cup winners or Tungsten-Titanium-Calcinate, the silent deadly killer invading your community!?

Sharkbait

This game was good for about 10 (not game) minutes. It’s been pretty bad since the half.

litre_cola

Good. I do not like the Ponce de Leons and NO ONE saw Teddy Atlas coming this term.

Mr. Ayo

Did I wander into the pornhub comment section again?

King Hippo

Is this Mexi-VAR??

Mr. Ayo

I’m enjoying the newly weds! Did not expect to see a wedding dress in the stands.

NotShogunButShogun

The bearistocracy is being overrun by the packlotariat.

King Hippo

Truly, they’s the Decembrists

NotShogunButShogun

Czar Nicholas met Virginia at her debutante ball.

litre_cola
Mr. Ayo

This is a tortured, um, something. +1

ballsofsteelandfury

Atlas!!

Mr. Ayo

¡GOL!

King Hippo

Flipped just in time para Terry Atlas GGGGGOOOOOOLLLLLLL

NotShogunButShogun

You’re NOT a scientist Cris?! My life has been a lie.

Horatio Cornblower

This is such a good beer. Going to take the rest of the evening off to exhaust my remaining supply of it. You all be good, and go Winnipeg.
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Horatio Cornblower

https://twitter.com/PFN365/status/1470231461198548993

This is probably the least surprising thing ever. I’m no fan of the Khans, (nods to Litre), but I hope they find a way to fire him for cause. “Look, a losing record is one thing, but cursing out our coaching staff in between bouts of fingering coeds in his own bar is clearly cause. We’re not paying his remaining salary.”

Sharkbait

Urban Meyer is a bastard man

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King Hippo

FUCK THIS IS PERFECT

Mr. Ayo

Banner this image when he gets fired!

Doktor Zymm

Lol dude trying to explain baltimore colts indy ravens to his girl whil wearing a burburry jersey? “it’s only in the last two years that the browns won”