Oof! This one sure looks like an unquality tilt. Of all the divisions I feel that the NFC North provides the most boring football year in and year out. Give me a Jags/Texans game any time! Okay, I may have exaggerated a wee bit. Will the Bears be resigned to their fate and lose to the Pack yet again or did Rodgers words get their gumption up?
To The Game!
Bears/Packers:
-After Dalton did a Dalton (four interceptions, who does he think he is, Taysom Hill?) Nagy has come back to Fields of Fire. At least that cat can run.
-If wins against the Lions don’t count-and they shouldn’t-Chicago would have all of two on the season. There’s no way the coach survives the Monday after the end of the regular season, don’t you think?
-Here’s hoping that Dillon has powered his way into a significant timeshared backfield with Jones. He’s done everything to deserve it and with a likely run in the playoffs being in the cards, it would be smart to keep the latter’s legs fresh.
-Every NFC team worth its salt has hung 30+ on this sad sack Bears D and Green Bay should be no different.
-So then the question becomes: “Can this O unit keep up the pace?” I say no unless there are plenty of turnovers and wr Mooney goes bananas. Yeah, not happening.
Do that thing.
This was my dog Bear a few years ago. I miss him, he was a very good boy!
It’s 9:30 at night and the Dr. Mrs. is vacuuming.
That’s like foreplay!
I need to do some cleaning myself, but I need daylight. This house is a little dark, and I’m a whole lot hard of seeing.
The shrug triumphs!
That’s going to be one hell of a honeymoon!
ATLAS!!!
¡mucho drama!
OY VEY
EL WOODWORK-O
Teddy Atlas – “We want the ball and we’re gonna score”
goddamnit, take the pennos already MUY el SLEEPY
Couldn’t agree more.
You’re 3 hours behind, but also 3 pills ahead (conservative estimate). Not sure how you’re awake.
Stat That
Did somebody call timeout?
Do they deliver at this hour?!?
Atlas should be much more aggressive. They have a man advantage. They can’t play for penalties.
yeah, they done gone to sleep
I mean, he already shrugged and that didn’t help much.
Intercepted off the tip. And that will wrap it up. As well it should,
the tip is the most important part to wrap up ppl forget that!!
Makes mens bathrooms in the park just a little less seedy.
And there’s your Al Michaels very thinly veiled gambling references of the night.
WHY CANT THE NFL LET COOL THINGS HAPPEN
FOUR MUFFS!
Dear Penthouse
Jackpot
Dehydration setting in.
With much thankfulness.
Not quite an octobox, but on its way?
We’re halfway there!!!
Oh oh! We’re living on a prayer!
Well I was feeling better about my fantasy season because somehow I’m projected to win this week..
Then the night game happened
Week five: danvante adams has his second best game of the season against brocky.
Week 14: davante Adams has his best season against brocky again because brocky’s dumb ass is in a league against 10 players
Don’t fucking tell me God doesn’t do this shit on purpose
I lost to a 3-10 team, whose owner forgot to even set his lineup last week (but DID this week, of course)
You really have had more than your fair share of misfortune this season. I blame Mitch McConnell. Not for your fantasy problems, but for pretty much everything else.
The Kentucky tornados are definitely his fault some way
How come the promo has Kamara and Brady, not Hill and Brady?
y not BRADY AND BRADY obvs??
I sense a garbagedown…
Garbagegoal. Not to be confused with gabbagool.
Back at place, can watch bears embarrass themselves in peace
Nice of you to take in Buddy and his “friends” for the evening.
ah believe the preferred nomenclature is “long-time companions”
Golf cart on the pitch! Reminds me of Pat in Madden 96.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK2oyQXwhbQ
cinco minutos de los stoppage, should see another 10 or so simulated deaths
We go to extra time if it stays like this.
this a 2-legged thingamabob? I was not mentally prepared para el MOAR
Yup. With no away goal rule
So how does that work? Extra time and most goals wins? Then penalty kicks?
Correct!
Uno a cero is a done deal? There an aggregate situation here?
I suppose this is where my deficioandos para del Espanol gets disadvantageous
I’ve a lot of “units” on ATS before learning of these details.
I bet it paid/will pay for the normal time win
*bends bookie over table*
PAY THIS!
hey, gas grass or ass ,, amirite???
If you bet on the game itself, you should have won already.
That should do it.
Bears fan earlier this evening called a 20 point win for GB, he’s looking good
Made friends with a Browns fan, and he agreed it was totally appropriate that I want Dan Snyder to die painfully
Still in ignorance about the Browns ownership though, but a fan of Baker
teach him of #ThePauls!
One must know of the ways.
Indeed. And if he enlists in the ways, then he is potentially sponge-worthy!
PdL could surely squeeze in a few MOAR ads onto their fugly kit?
Ain’t no way the O/U on this was 65.
If it was, someone’s getting fired. Never seen a SexiMexi contest get even halfway there.
Oh, you’re talking about actual football. Bet the over!
Off the line para el dos!
Let’s just say that guy who fluffed the free header is fortunate not to be Colombian
Ponce De Leon lives for another minute.
I might want PdL just because of Teddy Atlas’ fucking organ
Pornhub comment again?
es verdad #DosThings
Soy solamente watching el SexiMexi ahora
¡es una sabia elección!
We got just a few too many calls in our favor in the first half, I guess.
Dumb flag is dumb
CHI**** just got f***ed by BLEERGH.
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Were you banned from OnlyFans?
Oof, BOTG post in that story.
Even I think that bleergh tribute was weak.
MUFF!
Oh shit, that’s 3 in one day. More of most men are happy.
also quite exhausted/dehydrated
Make snu snu!
WTiCa: Grey Cup winners or Tungsten-Titanium-Calcinate, the silent deadly killer invading your community!?
This game was good for about 10 (not game) minutes. It’s been pretty bad since the half.
Good. I do not like the Ponce de Leons and NO ONE saw Teddy Atlas coming this term.
Did I wander into the pornhub comment section again?
Is this Mexi-VAR??
I’m enjoying the newly weds! Did not expect to see a wedding dress in the stands.
The bearistocracy is being overrun by the packlotariat.
Truly, they’s the Decembrists
Czar Nicholas met Virginia at her debutante ball.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88sbbIX07Qg
This is a tortured, um, something. +1
Atlas!!
¡GOL!
Flipped just in time para Terry Atlas GGGGGOOOOOOLLLLLLL
You’re NOT a scientist Cris?! My life has been a lie.
This is such a good beer. Going to take the rest of the evening off to exhaust my remaining supply of it. You all be good, and go Winnipeg.
https://twitter.com/PFN365/status/1470231461198548993
This is probably the least surprising thing ever. I’m no fan of the Khans, (nods to Litre), but I hope they find a way to fire him for cause. “Look, a losing record is one thing, but cursing out our coaching staff in between bouts of fingering coeds in his own bar is clearly cause. We’re not paying his remaining salary.”
Urban Meyer is a bastard man
FUCK THIS IS PERFECT
Banner this image when he gets fired!
Hostile work environment – Wikipedia
Lol dude trying to explain baltimore colts indy ravens to his girl whil wearing a burburry jersey? “it’s only in the last two years that the browns won”