Your Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread

Oof! This one sure looks like an unquality tilt. Of all the divisions I feel that the NFC North provides the most boring football year in and year out. Give me a Jags/Texans game any time! Okay, I may have exaggerated a wee bit. Will the Bears be resigned to their fate and lose to the Pack yet again or did Rodgers words get their gumption up?

To The Game!

Bears/Packers:

-After Dalton did a Dalton (four interceptions, who does he think he is, Taysom Hill?) Nagy has come back to Fields of Fire. At least that cat can run.

-If wins against the Lions don’t count-and they shouldn’t-Chicago would have all of two on the season. There’s no way the coach survives the Monday after the end of the regular season, don’t you think?

-Here’s hoping that Dillon has powered his way into a significant timeshared backfield with Jones. He’s done everything to deserve it and with a likely run in the playoffs being in the cards, it would be smart to keep the latter’s legs fresh.

-Every NFC team worth its salt has hung 30+ on this sad sack Bears D and Green Bay should be no different.

-So then the question becomes: “Can this O unit keep up the pace?” I say no unless there are plenty of turnovers and wr Mooney goes bananas. Yeah, not happening.

Do that thing.

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Horatio Cornblower

I’m surprised Rodgers uses an insulated jacket to stay warm, rather than just slathering his naked body with clay and essential oils.

TheRevanchist

*Clay Matthews warms hands in preparation

Mr. Ayo

Well, he usually uses a thick beard for that.

Horatio Cornblower

That’s no way to talk about Ms. Woodley, sir.

Gumbygirl

She does seem like a dumb bunny. Thick as a brick!

Doktor Zymm

Okay, that was superfun and I recruited dude next to me to care about canadian football and now he is texting his boss about the grey cup and we took a pic? Whatevs go winnipeg!

NotShogunButShogun

The bearistocrats have entered the building.

Mr. Ayo

Wait, has anyone watched today’s episode of Succession?

Horatio Cornblower

Not yet.

But then, I have yet to watch any of them.

Mr. Ayo

That’s one way to save time.

Horatio Cornblower

It’s one of those shows I mean to catch up on but never do. And now I hear the third season went off the rails and one of the main actors is completely insane.

Mr. Ayo

That last part is wrong. But I’m the same way with Yellowstone. Grew up there and no idea how I’m catching up on 4 seasons.

Gumbygirl

Like I have the attention span for that! This Bears/Pack game is as complicated a plot as I can handle. Barely.

Dunstan

Time to go back to watching Victoria. Which is confusing for me because Jenna Coleman is way too hot to play Queen Victoria.

Gumbygirl

Is she playing young Vicky, or the old one that had a zillion babies?

Dunstan

Eh, she’s like 3-4 kids in at this point. I also didn’t think Victoria was ever that attractive even in her youth, though I guess I haven’t looked up any pictures.

NotShogunButShogun

Unnecessary Favre reference: Shoot up!

King Hippo

THIS GUY gets it!!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Time for wine and burrata spinach salad and something other than sports! G’night all! Had a great time watching the Grey Cup with you hosers.

Doktor Zymm

But you can still watch the Bears play! *maintains straight face* *busts out laughing*

Doktor Zymm

They don’t call it Loseipeg

Dunstan

Eh, they kind of do. (Sorry, litre.)

litre_cola

I left when I was 21!

Dunstan

So I guess Hamilton threw away their shot?

King Hippo

oh, well done. Took me a minute to process

The Maestro

Now THAT’S a fuckin’ ending!!!

Mr. Ayo

Are you aware this is not a pornhub comment section?

NotShogunButShogun

It’s not? Crap. That means my punching it in comments…oh boy.

Dunstan

To be fair, it’s often hard to tell.

TheRevanchist

“Who is she?”

“I would fuck her hard.”

“They’re all method actors.”

Dunstan

One of the things that amuses and delights me about the CFL is seeing American players who probably barely even knew this league existed when they were growing up get really excited about winning it.

litre_cola

Hell Lucky Whitehead ex Cowboy who now plays for the LioUns was in the Winnipeg endzone with the fans partying in the conference final because he played there for a couple years. That was incredibly cool.

TheRevanchist

I thought it was a league, like the XFL, having died off in the past.

Horatio Cornblower

‘We’re bringing this back to Manitoba”

Gee, sure hope you can find room for it out there.

King Hippo

There was an organ in the Teddy Atlas/Leon from Curb Your Enthusiasm heavyweight title match, like a baseball event. Fucking weird.

King Hippo

Did I just not notice before, or is this a new Sexi Mexi-thing??

ballsofsteelandfury

I think you just haven’t noticed it.

King Hippo

I am usually pretty high, but tonight am even MOAR high??

NotShogunButShogun

2 MONTHS UNTIL CURLING!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!

Mr. Ayo

Are you the one that signed me up to their email blasts? Someone here did it.

herodotus450

So did the Roughriders win the Grey Cup or did the Roughriders win?

Gumbygirl

That was the greatest pickerception evah!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It was pretty amazing. Three different defenders touched it.

Redshirt

Do I have to go back to SNF? Can’t I end Football Sunday with that CFL OT ending?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m going to end my night with it. Join me!

Last edited 4 years ago by Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Mr. Ayo

I’m on to La Liga, or Futbol Mexicano Primera Divesion according to my TV guide.

Mr. Ayo

On the 2d screen of course. Bears/Fraudgers still on main screen.

litre_cola

Yeah, I have Teddy Atlas v Ponce de Leon on my other screen.

King Hippo

channel 444 para el Hippo!

Mr. Ayo

722 here. The TUDN! Muy bueno!

Mr. Ayo

Also, quein es la chica on my TV right now?

¡Muey caliente!

Redshirt

“World Chase Tag – UK Nations”

That may be awesome:

Extreme $500,000 Game Of Tag! – YouTube

Horatio Cornblower

“Heartbreak for the city of Hamilton”, or, as we like to call it, literally every day an NHL team suggests moving to Hamilton and then everyone has a good laugh about it and then that team moves to fucking Phoenix and goes bankrupt.

Mr. Ayo

Another HAM pipped at the post today.

Redshirt

Putain de merde!

litre_cola

FANTASTIC!!!!!! They were the best team all year and deserved it.

ballsofsteelandfury

PICKOFF GREY CUP!!

Gumbygirl

Wooooooooo!

Horatio Cornblower

You have to go for 2 in OT?

Fucking love it.

ballsofsteelandfury

TOUCHDOWN PEGGERS!!

King Hippo

why is the Canadia end zone so deep?

Horatio Cornblower

Need room to account for polar bear incursions.

Mr. Ayo

It’s your fault that you can’t reach that far, not theirs.

ballsofsteelandfury

I love a deep end zone…

Dunstan

You know, with the Bears playing tonight, I really didn’t think it would be a Grey Cup comment that would light the Buddy Cole signal.

litre_cola

YESSSSSSSS>>>>>

Horatio Cornblower

I love all the receivers running around like utter lunatics before every snap.

Redshirt

Can an CFL OT end on a rouge or would that be too epic?

Mr. Ayo

Yes, but BOMBS AWAY!!!!

King Hippo

Shouldn’t you be able to QB sneak it, get a yard and off the hashmark, then call timeout? Surely that doesn’t burn five seconds.

litre_cola

This is fucking wild.

Mr. Ayo

Dude, ixnay on the oryay.

The Maestro

Hamilton wins the toss. HERE WE GO.

Mr. Ayo

We got a proper trencher on our hands here with this tie in our hat.

Horatio Cornblower

/Nods head enthusiastically

(psst, guys, get the tranq gun; Ayo’s off his meds again)

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

OUVERTIME!

Redshirt

What are CFL OT rules?

ballsofsteelandfury

Looks like college-style!

The Maestro

Like college ball. Each team starts at the 35… if team A scores on their first possession, team B has to match or improve. Otherwise, it’s over.

Last edited 4 years ago by The Maestro
Mr. Ayo

NERD!!!!

Horatio Cornblower

So much better than the NFL

Horatio Cornblower

Both sides of the coin are Queen Elizabeth II with moose antlers, so whoever can throw the coin farther gets the ball first.

NotShogunButShogun

Calvinball rules?

ballsofsteelandfury

Hamilton fans CRUSHING those Coors Lights…

Horatio Cornblower

Gotta stay hydrated while drinking all that Molson, so frequent water breaks are necessary.

Fronkenshteen

wow. that was the fastest I ever smashed the mute button on a pro game. utter unlistenable horseshit. there’s a better way. multiple tv and radio broadcasts need to exist. fuck Westwood one and nbc etc. America WANTS to hear bill burr call a game from his couch. or snoop Dogg and Kevin hart. or bob odenkirk and David cross. or Larry David and Richard lewis. MAKE IT HAPPEN NFL!!

ballsofsteelandfury

Grey Cup OT!!

Dunstan

You mean OuT

Horatio Cornblower

Free football in Canuckistan!

NotShogunButShogun

Somebody get the bananas ready for baking…

hippofant

For you Grey Cup watchers, would you believe me if I just told you that you missed a Bears 95-year punt return TD for a 24-14 lead?

NotShogunButShogun

Witness!

ballsofsteelandfury

Two screens baby!

Mr. Ayo

PREACH!

hippofant

I have you all on one of my 2 screens <3

Redshirt

Yeah, and Pence released the Trump-Putin sex tape as an act of revenge.

Horatio Cornblower

I saw that flipping back and forth. I’m almost afraid to flip back to see how the Bears are going to fuck this up.

Because they absolutely are.

Mr. Ayo

Look, they’re still ahead. Just not as much ahead as before.

Horatio Cornblower

The Grey Cup looks like something aliens designed after seeing Lord Stanley’s Cup, but they did it in the dark, using echolocation.

litre_cola

FUCK YOU BOB YOUNG YOU SLIMY DICKHEAD

ballsofsteelandfury

ANOTHER SINGLE!

TheRevanchist

Grant is having a game!

King Hippo

Robert E. Lee has left the chat

Sharkbait

He surrendered his position in the chat.

Redshirt

His home has now been turned into a cemetery for past Banner Comments.

Gumbygirl

Woohoo Blue Bombers!

Mr. Ayo

BOMBERS!!!

King Hippo

Sometimes, you get to the bottom of a Tussionex bottle, and maybe folk got lazy shaking the bottle. And they’s extra dopey goodness in that last little bit.

Hippo be all flying now. I’d go have one of the excellent Puerto Rican beers DonT sent me, but afraid I’d wake up nekkid in the middle of the interstate.

Horatio Cornblower

Afraid?

NotShogunButShogun

I gotta admit I wish Kate McKinnon batted for our team. She scratches an unexplainable itch.

Mr. Ayo

Wait, she’s a lesbian too?

My world is properly shook this evening.

NotShogunButShogun

Yup.

King Hippo

I will never understand why any woman would have sex with one of us disgusting men. God bless the biological imperative.

NotShogunButShogun

Valid point. I wouldn’t either were I female.

Mr. Ayo

Don’t encourage them! I still have hope!

Doktor Zymm

It can be quite nice. Can compensate for a lot really.

Redshirt

Almost every woman I have a celebrity crush on ends up a lesbian.

With the exception of Ellen Page. She went a step beyond that, that magnificent son of a bitch.

King Hippo

Before she went dude, she had a sex scene with Kate Mara. Highly recommended.

Redshirt

Noted for future scientific reference.

NotShogunButShogun

Oh I memba!

Dunstan

Oh, she is the hotness. No explanation required.

Gumbygirl

I wemt to the store. Figured Sunday evening, weekend tourists would be gone, get ahead of tomorrows “Jesus Christ it’s snowing” crowd. Nope. Still a shitshow. But if they’re wrong and we get way more than a foot, I have milk!

TheRevanchist

And lots of ice right outside the door.

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