Your Very Last Day of the Regular Season Open Thread

Can you smell the finish line? It’s a heady mix of flop sweat, brats and beer burps. We made it! Again. As always. We laughed, we cried, we shook our heads in disgust and we said to ourselves, “never again!”. But we’ll do it again.

To The Games!

Bengals/Browns:

Cincy watched their shot at the #1 seed disappear yesterday afternoon but they certainly have come a long way. They’ve exorcised many ghosts this year on their way to winning the division-an unlikely thought to most that live outside a small area of Ohio. I just worry about the number of hits Burrow takes-best to grab a quality starter (or two) on the o-line via trade, free agency or the draft.

Packers/Lions:

Holy bananas! What would be the point of a Detroit fan showing up for this tilt? I guess Campbell has them playing hard but that talent deficit is going to be hard to overcome. It looks as though the league’s favorite anti-vaxxer will play until this game is put to bed. So half time?

Bears/Vikings:

One team seems to always play down to the competition and the other is always playing down. How low can these two go today? Dalton gets the start because Fields is on The List. I’m guessing the latter gets one more year to prove he’s The One or Not The One.

TEAM/Giants:

A Salute To Futility! should be the name of this game. Double digit losers as far as the eye can see. Afterwards I’m sure that Judge will say that everyone was playing for their job next year or some other empty platitude. He’s his ten year old self’s idea of what a tough guy should be and the cracks in that persona are getting too large to ignore.

Colts/Jags:

Indy needs this to get to the postseason but haven’t won in Jacksonville since 2014.(!) No doubt Taylor gets the ball 25+ times unless Reich wants to get cute again. (he put Hines in during the very first series last week-what a putz)

Steelers/Ravens:

T.J. Watt is going for the sack record vs a team that gives up the most sacks-so pencil his name in over Strahan’s. I’ll point to the fiction that both teams have a shot at the playoffs if several unlikely things occur.

Titans/Texans:

Can Tennessee ‘bye’ another week while Henry continues to heal? Houston have been bizzaro spoilers for the likes of the Titans and Chargers but I’ve too much respect for Vrabel and the way he negotiated this team through a slew of injuries and setbacks.

Have at it.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Holy shit that was a game!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Goddamnit, Ravens. Maybe Mark Davis can talk Spanos into that tie thing.

Spur

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Gumbygirl

Hahahahahahahaha! Suck it haters!

ballsofsteelandfury

WOOOOOOO!!

Sharkbait

Boooo Steelers

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

SHAN’KHOR I BESEECH THEE HEAR MY PRAYER!

Mr. Ayo

We have been forsaken.

Doktor Zymm

Stupid Gods are never there when you need them

Doktor Zymm

Hey Stillers! Hey Rabens!
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Game Time Decision

Come on Shank’lor

Petronel

For once, Ravens fans not cheering for Ray-Ray

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litre_cola

Give us another damn tie!!!!

Redshirt

FUCK THE OTHER GAMES!! STAY HERE!!!

Redshirt

Roethlisberger can’t throw ball farther than 10 yards. Driving to win the game in a Playoff Environment.

Where have I seen this before?

Game Time Decision

Tie here gets RTD’s Raiders in. So need a tie here

Redshirt

The only downside is a tie may knock both teams out. That may put a team in position to go for it on 4th down in their own territory that may cost us the draw.

clint greasewood

Big Ben pick 6 would be nice.

Spur

come on Ravens win this. The thought of Big Ben in 1 last playoff and the lovefest from all the talking heads makes me sick.

rockingdog

That would be Rocking

Redshirt

I’m rooting for Baltimore Win or PIT/BAL tie. 8-8-1!

Doktor Zymm

TIE TIE TIE

Redshirt

I’m okay with that! We get most glorious 8-8-1 and a moster gloriouser crocked number in a tie column.

Best of both worlds!

Sharkbait

We need to save our Tie energy for the late game

Doktor Zymm

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Game Time Decision

Or four lights

Redshirt

There are five lights. I don’t know how you can be so mistaken.

(presses GTD’s pain button)

Mr. Ayo

And it would eliminate both from the playoffs.

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!

Spur

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Spur
Redshirt

That line showing on the clip picture is perfect!

ThePirateSloth

Your future QB Green Bay!

Game Time Decision

He’s just sharing the love

Mr. Ayo

Most glorious draw, please visit upon us your blessings!

Game Time Decision

Or a Back breaking Ben pick 6

Sharkbait

BIL just said the ending of the Gmen-WFT game was poetic

ThePirateSloth

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The Maestro

THAT AMENDOLER FELLA PLAYS THE GAME THAH RIGHT WAY!! NEVAH SHOULDA LET HIM WALK! NO ONE DENIES THIS!

rockingdog

Ummm
Anyone check before the game how many pts of an underdog JAX cats was?

litre_cola

Jax +14.5

Game Time Decision

Bleergh rejoices in the chaos

The Maestro

It’s almost like Urban Meyer was the problem all along!

ArmedandHammered

I want a Big Ben pick six.

Game Time Decision

Nice of the LioUns to sleep through the rest of the game

The Maestro

Patrick Peterson can still ball. Gotta be kicking himself for leaving the Qards (unless I’m misremembering that they wanted to let him walk?).