Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Boat Drinks

Happy Friday before Snowpocalypse 2022. My original plan for a theme this week was to utilize my Allspice dram and come up with a tropical type of drink since it has been fuck ass cold up here in the Northeast and a bit of pandemic cabin fever has me longing for a beach and somewhere warm. Now, with the weather map looking like this

The island escapism sentiment I’ve been feeling lately is even more justified. I knew I wanted to use the allspice, and since I am bereft of rum, I settled on using rye as the base, with some added pineapple juice I had on hand. Thinking I needed more, I called in some reinforcements and a bartender friend and I came up with this basic recipe for an allspice sour:

2 oz. Rye
1 oz. Pineapple
.5 oz. lemon juice
barspoon allspice dram
egg white
lemon peel

Add everything to a shaker and dry shake. Add ice and shake again, then strain into rocks glass with ice. Top with a couple drops angostura bitters

Before I begin, I do need to mention that I fucked up and forgot I was using my 2 ounce/1 ounce jigger, instead of my 1 ounce/ half ounce, so I added double the lemon juice I should have. I ended up adding another splash of pineapple juice to the shaker to compensate, but the lemon is just too powerful and doesn’t just add the sour notes that make this drink work. It comes in a little too hard and makes too much noise in the flavor profile.

Anyway, on to the drink. The nose is citrusy and bright, thanks to the lemon and pineapple base. Slight hints of the angostura bitter aromas coming in, but it isn’t much, and might be because I was directly over one of the droplets I put on top.

The sip is clean, crisp, and ever so slightly sour. The pineapple flavor leads the way, with the sour lemon flavor underneath. The lemon slowly gives way to become the predominant flavor in the sip. The lemon maintains its flavor dominance all the way to the end, when you start to get slight hints of the allspice dram in there. The allspice notes really brings this together and provides an excellent finish. The lemon, pineapple and sour flavors need the dark and spicy notes the allspice brings and the fusion works very well in this application. The aforementioned flavor combination is what finished the drink off in style as well. I’m a little surprised the rye kind of got lost here.

So, I really like where this is going. It is a delicious sour  I definitely want to keep experimenting with this one, and make it with the proper proportions next time. While it wasn’t the island theme I was going for, it was certainly tasty and a great foundation to build on.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be looking to book an appointment with Mr. Plow for tomorrow.

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Sharkbait has not actually been bitten by a shark, but has told people in bars that he was for free drinks. Married to a Giants fan, he enjoys whisk(e)y, cooking, the Rangers, and the Patriots.
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Doktor Zymm

This sounds right up my alley, if I saw it on a cocktail menu I would totally order it

scotchnaut
Gumbygirl

It’s a good choice, therefore it can’t be true!

scotchnaut

Done Deal!!! First good coaching hire in almost a decade! WOO!!!

https://www.bigblueview.com/2022/1/28/22904722/brian-daboll-hired-as-ny-giants-head-coach

Gumbygirl

That’s a huge step in the right direction!

scotchnaut

/Penn vs Harvard is on

My observation is that coach Tommy Amaker has been there 14 years and has been very successful but it appears as though the seats in the gym are still those pull-out bleachers that you had back in high school.

King Hippo

Look forward to the Saturday morning column praising Tory Cunt Frank Lampard, as he has agreed terms to slightly change his shade of blue…

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
rockingdog

Found a funny;

[jesus dying on the cross] please… make a tv show where vegetables talk about me

scotchnaut

/related

[Caesar bleeding out] “Mix together some vodka and clam juice, add some hot sauce, salt, perhaps a little Worchestershire? [takes deep gasp] Maybe rim the glass? Add a stick of celery. Use that to swirl the drink because everything tends to fall to the bottom. Could you do that for me?

ballsofsteelandfury

If you haven’t seen the episode, you really should.

rockingdog

Also, getting hyped for this New England snow storm!
Got my boogie board and am planning on bombing some hills when it’s right.

Should be Rockingggg

King Hippo

Damn, imaginary canine pal. You is livin’ right!

scotchnaut

“He’s Much Younger Than Us-Kill Him!”

-Voice in my head that I’m trying to ‘shush’

rockingdog

For the full year 2021, the U.S. experienced 5.7% growth, the strongest for a calendar year since 1984.

Whoa, 6.9% annualized GDP growth in 4q.

That’s Rocking!

SonOfSpam

It’s a shame Joe Biden is ruining America.

-every news network

Gumbygirl

He’s doing a speech in Pittsburgh today, to talk about infrastructure. Two hours before he got there, a fucking bridge collapsed. Visual aid for the idiots who don’t get why it’s so important!

SonOfSpam

Probably his fault somehow.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Yeah that’s been the talking point

Gumbygirl

I saw a recipe for a drink the other day, can’t recall the name, but it was invented in one of those old colonial hotels, like the Singapore Sling. It is a version of a mojito, starts with muddled mint, but the rum is aged, and there’s a float of bitters on the top. I’ll see if I can find it again.

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Gumbygirl

Queen’s Park Swizzle

Game Time Decision

just watched that episode. Fuck ya.

Downfield Matriculator

Mark Davis may need to lock up Josh McDaniel fast — it appears Jeff Fisher is no longer available! https://sports.yahoo.com/hes-back-jeff-fisher-agrees-to-become-first-coach-of-the-usf-ls-michigan-panthers-192721551.html

King Hippo

Looks like my little slice of the Old Confederacy will get an angry inch or so.

Game Time Decision

In the banner image, you can see that Maestro had been by on the left
/ski tracks

SonOfSpam

Go with The Plow King. Mr. Plow is a loser, and I think he is a boozer.

WCS

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