Saturday NIght State of the World Thread

In case you aren’t depressed enough already, read this.  Fucking Rooskies, man.

There’s not much one can do, though.  Nuke them, and the world ends.  Do nothing, and feel like the West is just letting YET ANOTHER genocide happen.  I hate this timeline.

Sportsball?  Apologies, I had family duty so only saw Very Disappointing Everton and Men Untied.  Us Bitter Blues thank United with all our hearts, for their sleepwalking “effort.”

I presume there is basedball happening, but Hippo ain’t care.  Tomorrow morning, City of Men host the Redshite.  A win would essentially clinch the title.  A loss would make Hippo even MOAR furioso.  Bet accordingly.

Balls Update:

For some really weird reason,  teh Hippo is spending time with actual living and breathing physical human beings today. To be frank, this is concerning.

Anyhoo, he asked in the Clubhouse if anyone wanted to add something to this thread and I read it and thought it needed an injection of positivity. Therefore,  I present to you the Top Ten Good Things that happened this week:

1 – Brick’s ass is spic and span clean! Also,  disease-free.

2 – I started the Amsterdam puzzle and it doesn’t look as difficult as I thought.

3 – Rehab is going well for one of our sons and all indications are that he’s well in his way to recovery.

4 – Did you see the titties and asses that Mr. Ayo gifted us last night??

5 – The Adelaide Crows won their third AFLW Premiership last night.

6 – COVID cases are rising dramatically,  but hospitalizations and deaths are not.  It seems it has finally become another flu.

7 – We finally got to see Professor Tricias and she did not disappoint.

8 – Bi-partisanship is sorta back? There’s a new Supreme Court Justice,  weed might become legal federally,  and Daylight Savings Time might become permanent thanks to Congress finally agreeing on things.

9 – I did not cut myself shaving my balls.

AND FINALLY….

10 – The Flight Attendant Season 2 is premiering this month and the trailer just got released!

(Mighty Whitey is going to win the C’Ship – L_Cola)

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Say what you will about The Big Bang Theory (fun fact: physicists are now saying The Big Bang Theory might be wrong), but Kaley Cuoco can get it and she’s amazing in that show.  She’s also great on the animated Harley Quinn series.  Enjoy your evening!

Shoulders for teh Hippo!