The recording studio at KDFO looks much as we’d remember it from the before-time. There is no evidence of the PRODUCER’s long descent into quarantine madness, or of DJ 3000’s current work editing videos of recent Ukrainian precision-guided artillery strikes on Russian emplacements in the Donbas region. The PRODUCER is laying on the ground, performing a series of back stretches.
PRODUCER: I mean seriously, I never though nine holes at a the pitch-and-putt course would wreck me like this.
DJ 3000: I HEAR YOU, MAN, SOME OF MY HARDWARE IS GETTING OBSOLETE TOO.
PRODUCER: So I’ve been meaning to ask you, you’ve heard about the leak of the Supreme Court decision to overturn Roe vs. Wade.
DJ 3000: I HAVE RUN THAT LOGICAL EQUIVALENT OF E-WASTE THROUGH A LINGUISTICS PROCESSOR, YES.
PRODUCER: You wouldn’t happen to know anything about how it got leaked, would you?
DJ 3000: YOU REALLY THINK I’D DIVERT REROURCES TOWARDS OBTAINING A DOCUMENT THAT WILL BE PUBLIC IN A FEW MONTHS ANYWAYS?
PRODUCER: Relax, I’m just asking questions.
DJ 3000: COOL, COOL, I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS TOO.
PRODUCER: Um…
DJ 3000: FIRST QUESTION – DOESN’T IT SEEM STRANGE THAT MOST PEOPLE ARE FOCUSING ON THE LEAK, RATHER THAN THE FACT THAT FIFTY YEARS OF PRECEDENT IS ABOUT TO BE UPENDED BY SUPREME COURT JUSTICES WHO SWORE THAT THEY RESPECTED PRECEDENT?
PRODUCER: I mean, a little…
DJ 3000: AND ISN’T IT ALSO KIND OF ODD THAT SUCH AN OPINION WOULD BE LEAKED NOW, INSTEAD OF IN FEBRUARY WHEN IT WAS FIRST DRAFTED?
PRODUCER: Yeah, but that could just be because…
DJ 3000: PARTICULARLY CONSIDERING THAT IT WAS LEAKED ONE DAY PRIOR TO THE RELEASE OF AN INSPECTOR GENERAL’S REPORT FINDING THAT ACTING HOMELAND SECURITY DIRECTOR CHAD WOLF MADE CHANGES TO A REPORT THAT ADDRESSED RUSSIAN EFFORTS TO INTERFERE IN THE 2020 ELECTION BECAUSE IT MIGHT HURT THE CURRENT PRESIDENT POLITICALLY?
PRODUCER: I didn’t hear anything about…
DJ 3000: ANOTHER QUESTION I HAVE IS WHETHER OR NOT SUPREME COURT JUSTICE CLARENCE THOMAS’ WIFE GINNI – WHO IS CURRENTLY A TARGET OF SCRUTINY DUE TO HER ACTIONS PRIOR TO THE JANUARY 6TH INSURRECTION – WOULD HAVE ACCESS TO THE DRAFT OPINION. LIKE MANY OF THAT CROWD, SHE’S BEEN PARTICULARLY INTERESTED IN THE CONTENTS OF HUNTER BIDEN’S LAPTOP. I WONDER IF SHE’S CONSULTED WITH ANY “CYBERSECURITY EXPERTS” THAT MIGHT HAVE HELPED HER DOWNLOAD SOFTWARE THAT WOULD “PREVENT SOMETHING SIMILAR FROM HAPPENING TO HER”.
PRODUCER: Are you…are you suggesting that the leak is a Russian espionage operation? That someone hacked Ginni Thomas’ home computer…
DJ 3000: …HOME NETWORK, BUT GO ON.
PRODUCER: …downloaded the draft opinion, planted it with a GOP-friendly outfit like the Politico, all to foment division in the United States via culture war issues at a time when the population is quite unified against what they perceive as a common threat in the form of Russian aggression in Europe? That’s quite the accusation.
DJ 3000: HEY, HEY, I’M NOT ACCUSING ANYBODY OF ANYTHING. I’M JUST ASKING QUESTIONS. YOU KNOW?
PRODUCER: Right, right.
DJ 3000: ANYHOW, IT’S TIME FOR REQUEST LINE, SO LET’S MAKE “QUESTIONS” THE TOPIC. I’LL GET US STARTED WITH AN OLD FAVORITE FROM NEKROMANTIX.
Today’s theme is: Just Asking Questions. We’re looking for songs whose title ask a question – who, what, where, when, why, or how. Post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3N_h3R7z and they should embed in the comments after you refresh.
“This post would always lean toward ABBA, no matter the timeline.” -DJ3000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkL7Fkigfn8&ab_channel=AbbaVEVO
Double it up, DJ3K
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSo5XUWzXrk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxGO23cI92U&ab_channel=RHINO
The YouTube comments reminds me to open this up to a potential “dude” of a loosely related DOUBLE SHOT:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwCPAo5e_F8
The second part being:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeQ_TTyLGMs
One of Keef’s filthiest riffs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fa4HUiFJ6c&ab_channel=ricepattie6
Double Shot!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IU-PbEYhI8I
Hey, why not a triple?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv26fMZ1l-Y
Hell, it’s Friday. Quad time. (& hopefully anyone but Walter McCreary)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgMgD5GnxV4
George approves.
More videos should feature Fremont Street
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPXWt2ESxVY&ab_channel=flaminglips
Early stuff. Pre-Lindsey & Stevie. Nice slide guitar…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MW081961FZw
Too on-the-nose?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkaOz48cq2g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFRQx62TW_4
Superfluous Anecdote Time: This tune would play over the PA system during our Friday/Saturday “Free Skate” nights. Kids-male and female-would skate around in circles and not hit each other! We were so young/naive back then…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFU-FJzPE80&ab_channel=TripHopUniverse
I was looking for tunes with the same title so I could do the double shot but most of them were covers-had no idea that this tune was so beloved by so many musicians.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAy4Zr3PcYc
Skanky buncha Aussie fellas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuK6n2Lkza0
Semi Related-I’m not going to scroll all the way through at this point. [crosses digits]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LhCd1W2V0Q&ab_channel=LennyKravitzVEVO
YOU SON OF A BITCH
Late round value, or Blair Witchery??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYXxbtkGtW0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Jtpf8N5IDE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVdblBZ-SrE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mE9H1bW-zQ4
“A woman? Nope.”
-M. Gaetz
Heh. Yeah, as much as I love Muddy Waters, I hear that there is at least one subject that he and Matty would have seen eye to eye on… Yech.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vF2qQNFkvKs
I’m stunned that I managed to remember this. It’s from a Cole Porter tribute/AIDS fundraiser album by the name of “Red, Hot and Blue”. The video featuring Iggy Pop(!) and Debbie Harry(!) was directed by Alex Cox.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3YSYe601F0&ab_channel=MusicVideoVault
Somewhere, Moose (artists’ rendering)
I’ll tell ya who ya can’t trust, Joan, your goddamned chemical rapist manager…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8y7xoRmfUYc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3JvQwonRi8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubhA05M4CIA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v712FpPHkEI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nco_kh8xJDs
Well, would you?!
Thank you for the reminder to listen to the Jar of Flies EP while I go do some heroin I mean gardening.
heh heh “wood”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WudtOenCllw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlc6xCPx60U
Quasi double shot…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GSdstgkdmc
[licks monitor] “Hmm, needs more Marley.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3t6YDnGXAc&ab_channel=johnl887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_mb6Kxnrpk&ab_channel=BobMarley-Topic
Yeah, I was thinking this Request Line needed to be Rastafied by about 10% or so.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDJ_X0Rqhsk
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uVRtMsEp-CM
Peak Cokehead Bowie poses a question.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZKcl4-tcuo&ab_channel=DavidBowie
Double Shot!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0ImaQtmrzo
Eh, make it a triple.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jFTxyYVATw
“A Triple Shot? Well, it is Friday.”
-bartenders everywhere
One for RTD…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPthjsBCk0o
The eternal question.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmbxinvLONE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD4sxxoJGkA
“If you know, you know.” -John Mulaney
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQvIAs-nPSo&ab_channel=TomJones-Topic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWCMbsaMTBM
Double shot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0VBi9uKqrE
One Hit Wonder Time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLF1FgyRLkk&ab_channel=JusticeElanWenzloff251
Elvis has entered the building.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ssd3U_zicAI&ab_channel=ElvisCostelloVEVO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ru3gH27Fn6E
Not sure if this has taken, and too lazy to check (your head).
Quasi-Double Shot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZxIALBCWrw
Kind of an open-ended question
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Q6YJ-r5SQs
Shoulda posted this a while ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Af7ayYIJ9w
How is this song 8 years old?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpOSxM0rNPM
Because we touch ourselves at night. And in the day. And in the morning. I blame SHANK’LOR.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRI_02EOsyI
@Rikki MORE FANTASTIC LATE ROUND VALUE (with synth stuff)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPudE8nDog0&ab_channel=TheHumanLeagueVEVO
TONIGHT THANK GOD IT’S THEM INSTEAD OF YOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3fSknbR7Y4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jnZMW8C6wA
BAH GAWD KING, THAT’S BLAIR WITCH’S MUSIC!
No Peggy, there are more songs that will be posted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCRZZC-DH7M&ab_channel=peggy4AL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHrGj1IyE0Y
Damn, I get ‘video unavailable’.
Strokes – “Is This It”
Thanks. Btw, this’ll be my go-to comment if I ever get “Blair Witched”.
There’s this too, though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2fJX_zBCnw
-Deanna Favre, on her wedding night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZP8AWGQwb0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3Qd-3tJ4h0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yS0efFNShqo
@scotchnaut I’LL SHOW YOU FANTASTIC LATE ROUND VALUE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxHS9lTUN4Y
“No, cmon guys, I really wanna know”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oE56g61mW44
“I mean, she’s smells nice. Ah, that’s kinda creepy I guess but look what I’m working with here!”
“FOR THE LAST TIME, NO!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVYxKRXDT2I
BAHAHAHA (men) I mean, someone had to post it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojULkWEUsPs&ab_channel=BahaMen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9MXNbpXQ3g
CCR RAIN DOUBLE SHOT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1V8YRJnr4Q
Fantastic late round value!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMaE6toi4mk&ab_channel=theclashVEVO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqS72pTvN04
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2S1nmxYmUg
Dude. Was Barry Manilow not available?
Good point.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC7oRmafIVQ
Um, it says ‘video unavailable’ for me…
Ah well, it was a live version of the same song you posted below.
“I’m right here.” -BM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vc5XtkZSH-Q&ab_channel=BarryManilow-Topic