No, this won’t be a regular feature. I am too scatterbrained to commit to finishing anything.
But as a young Hippo, through various political phases, I always identified as a George Carlin disciple. What he said, and how he said it – really spoke to me. Not that he was a saint (he’d never claim to be), nor that I agreed with everything he said (he would never even TRY for that) – but he always made me think. And laugh like a goddamned hyena. His clean bits are fun. His wordplay is fun. His lengthy profanity recitation is sure motherfucking goddamned fun. Shit, he even makes despair and political hopelessness…FUN!
As I mentioned elsewhere in the Clubhouse, I hate that he wasn’t here to eviscerate Donald Micropenis Trump. If anyone is the anti-Carlin, it’s that creepy slimebucket. I’m not sure he has spent a FULL LOUSY MINUTE in thought, once in his useless life.
The 2-part, 4-hour(ish) documentary is full of interesting detail, really old clips (including sub hosting for Johnny Carson – how did I miss/forget THAT?), and analysis of the man and the FAMILY behind the legend. I liked the bit about when he left house at 17 (to join the AIR FORCE – like our imaginary pal WCS!). For his older brother, he left an envelope with something to open/look at whenever he needed cheering up.
It was a picture of their father’s gravestone.
George’s daughter Kelly is also heavily featured, and brutally honest without being bitter or seeming like a complainer. It’s so fucking good.
And hey? Did you ever realize that most people who are against abortion are people you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place??
(NOTE – my heavily-utilized, non-FB season “tag” is also from a Carlin bit.)
I think the Geographically Disparate Whalers play the Ice Gigantes tonight. Should be re-name the visitors the Whale(uh)canes? I think Horatio would buy a sweater then!
(only semi-related, Michelle Joy gives Hippo the most raging of semis…)
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