Imperial system all the way – Sunday evening thread no Litre

Evening,

As Litre is unable to wow and stun us with his wine knowledge, I decided to step up and do the open thread post, unfortunately for you and the English language.  There are no NFL games tonight and the dirtfootball game on ESPN is between two teams that are only involved with nation telecasts 95% of the time (fuck you MLB tv, please show more games that do not involve these two teams) and the leastest of lesser footy (MLS) has two games, there is fuck all for sports on the telly (I bet Telly Savalas head would have made a great projection screen).  So read a book, binge some great shows, get relaxed by, either the drink of your choice or other substances, listen to early YES through some great headphones, or binge eat all the Ben and Jerry’s in your freezer.  If you really, really are desperate for something to do, you could greatly confuse and terrify your families by actually paying attention to and interacting with them in a meaningful way.  Since the NFL season is getting ready to start, this might keep them from trying to demand your attention when it should be focused on the games and the kommenting.

Speaking of the NFL season and Kommenting, I would like to introduce the use of a new acronym in the DFO lexicon –  KUI or CUI, K(C)ommenting Under the Influence.  I know that we already have bourble, but that seems to be related to drinking bourbon or whiskey exclusively and I feel that freezer vodka enthusiasts and those of us who love to partake in edibles have been left out.  I like to think of the clubhouse as inclusive, unless you show your metaphorical ass by attacking or belittling another member (remember you can belittle someone’s member, just not the member).  And now that I have the necessary word count, I am out of here to make a blueberry pizza and maybe KUI later this evening.

MLB

Yankees vs. Red Sox at 7 on ESPN

WNBA

Dal vs. LA at 7 on NBA TV

MLS

NSH vs MIN at 9

SEA vs RSL at 10 on ESPN +