To The Games!

Cards/Panthers:

Woe is you if this is your only offering on this slate. CMC is listed as “Dicey” but should play. (Can we please have some alternate injury designations? How about ‘Probable’ being, “Likely Gonna Go” or ‘Questionable’ being, “That’s a big 50-50, good buddy!”) No doubt Kliffo and Matt have a side bet as to who lasts longer-loser pays the bill (and stiffs the server) at Buffalo Wild Wings.

Pats/Packers:

With Macadamia Jones out, outer Boston turns to vet Brian Hoyer, who has lost his last 11 starts. Perhaps his 3.6 completed air yards per game since 2018 has something to do with that. It’s always and forever about Qaron of course but Green Bay’s D has stepped up, allowing a mere 15 points per tilt so far.

Broncos/Raiders:

The AFC West was supposed to be the rootenist, tootenist division that the NFL ever saw and then the Raiders hired McDaniel, who didn’t get the email. A Raider win would muddy the water a bit but I’d much rather they sink up to their chin, especially if it’s because Russell Magic finally manifests itself again.

/this post is well short of the self-imposed 250 words limit that writers on this site like to adhere to but Jeebuz, there’s not very much going on in this slate’s offering

//after my hospital stay I was put on a 6 pill regimen that would cause Hippo to be all kinds of jelly (14 words to go. Oops, now 11, I mean 7)

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