To The Games!
Cards/Panthers:
Woe is you if this is your only offering on this slate. CMC is listed as “Dicey” but should play. (Can we please have some alternate injury designations? How about ‘Probable’ being, “Likely Gonna Go” or ‘Questionable’ being, “That’s a big 50-50, good buddy!”) No doubt Kliffo and Matt have a side bet as to who lasts longer-loser pays the bill (and stiffs the server) at Buffalo Wild Wings.
Pats/Packers:
With Macadamia Jones out, outer Boston turns to vet Brian Hoyer, who has lost his last 11 starts. Perhaps his 3.6 completed air yards per game since 2018 has something to do with that. It’s always and forever about Qaron of course but Green Bay’s D has stepped up, allowing a mere 15 points per tilt so far.
Broncos/Raiders:
The AFC West was supposed to be the rootenist, tootenist division that the NFL ever saw and then the Raiders hired McDaniel, who didn’t get the email. A Raider win would muddy the water a bit but I’d much rather they sink up to their chin, especially if it’s because Russell Magic finally manifests itself again.
/this post is well short of the self-imposed 250 words limit that writers on this site like to adhere to but Jeebuz, there’s not very much going on in this slate’s offering
//after my hospital stay I was put on a 6 pill regimen that would cause Hippo to be all kinds of jelly (14 words to go. Oops, now 11, I mean 7)
Make love in the comments or something
Tonight on CBS: Chicago Fire Country.
This is gold.
https://twitter.com/BobbyBigWheel/status/1576690840151285762
https://twitter.com/RGIII/status/1576678694978220032
That’s awesome
Carr rocks the smokey eye like a Jersey girl!
God I hate the Patriots, but at the same time, I enjoy seeing Rodgers eat shit.
Same
Same and I’m a packer fan
hes gonna have a worse comp % today than fields!
New England QB right now:
Remember what I said about the Raiders giving up cheap points before halftime?
Donks have players cards too
Wait, ROB RYAN IS ON THE LAS VEGAS RAIDERS????
How have we not created a series of posts on The Wolfman in Vegas???
“AH, WOO. WOLFMAN IN VEGAS! AH, WOO!”
-Warren Zevon’s estate, trying to help out
And his hair was perfect.
Sling. MOAR. Charm.
Wolfman Rob is still in the organization??
I had no idea myself.
Why is Patricia wearing the Italian flag on his team pullover, and how is that not getting a fine from the NFL?
One of them placement-types (DET??) had a Kraut flag on his helmet.
Belichick has a Croatian flag. A papist after my heart!
Probably excited that the fascists are in control again.
to be fair belichick said be to help the pats be more offensive and, well, he is
I know we’re concerned about health, and that’s good, but I absolutely cannot stand that QBs are allowed to intentionally ground without any consequences aside from an incomplete pass.
The defense needs to get something out of forcing a QB to do it, maybe the next down from the point where the QB threw it, or 5 yards, or heck, 10 yards and loss of down seemed fun back in the day.
You could just make every incompletion into -2 yards.
I don’t understand — the existing rule calls for loss of down and spot of the foul or 10 yards.
Are you saying it isn’t called enough, or do you not like the “outside the tackle box and the throw goes to the line of scrimmage” exception?
Good point. The exception is what I hate.
Not sure what I think about that. I get what you’re saying, but in addition to the injury point, I like QBs rolling out of the pocket and creating some excitement and don’t want to discourage that.
i am rather enjoying the broncos’ strategy of keeping josh mcdaniels employed for as long as possible
It’ll pan out in the long run.
Just like Charmslinger’s 7-year deal!!
eyes longingly at wrist veins
Across for attention, up-and-down for results.
Taking Jonathan Taylor with the first overall pick is not proving to be as productive as taking him with the 11th pick last year was.
I don’t know who thought they could name a football player Melvin but I think it’s clear now that they made a mistake.
He’s been quite the Melvin this season, inshallah.
As someone currently need Javonte Williams to put up something eleventybillion points, I concur.
BUT TEH PASS BLOCKING???!!!1111
I think I am Reacting Reasonably. FIRE MELVIN GORDON INTO THE SUN.
6-pill odds (-135)
The nap has me behind the chains, but I am quite determined to catch up.
This is the Darkest Timeline, huh?
“he’s as quick as a hiccup!”
harlan, what
Qards @ Panthers putting on a Clinic of Sissyphusball
Can’t wait for the half-ending missed FG or saddest of Hail Marys.
josh mcdaniels WANTS to be fired today
I mean, after yesterday, it takes a lot to get Hippo tumescent. But that’d do.
Raiders…lead?!?? Am I concussed? Please tell me I’m not Tua!
That’s Rikki’s Raiders?????
At least they missed the extra point to reassure us they’re still them.
it doesnt matter what incarnation the lions have been the past 30 years
still the same 1-3 team
So if Bilbo Zapruder gets killed…we don’t know who would get to cosplay Tahmmy out there?
If Bilbo Zapruder gets killed, a fan of Douglas Adams’ work gets the best seat at the restaurant at the far end of the universe.
Patriots upgrade Hoyer to out.
Better tackle than anything Cutler ever made
Your ‘beetus pill can cause an infection in the skin of the perineum?
OH HELL NAW
The Greatriots are down to their 3rd string QB?
And yet beating Qaron..lol
Not no mo’
That play was the Koack Kliff Qards in a nutshell.
Koach Kalls Krap?
AT&T Lily is the LeBron James of making dudes act real weird online.
Is it weird that I made out with her in an elevator? I don’t normally do that; it’s weird for me.
Licking your phone is not “making out with her”, ya big weirdo!
Phil Snow auditioning for Kliff Kingsbury’s job.
What the heck Is a …Baylor Zippy?
Bring Me The Zappe!
I presume after this game the Raiders will be ranked last in power rankings, which is where they belong.
Jeudy make some disparaging comments about nanobubbles? Why no receptions?
Also, Hoyer country may have just been annexed by Zappe
Yep, Hoyer left
GrumblegrumbleYouveGotMyAttentiongrumblegrumble
<3 <3 <3
Gentlemen.
Unconfirmed.
I made a #ShameBet, we need to pull through. DONKS WOO!!!!
So, is this Hoyer country?
What was NWO Red? The Raiders should work that into their alternate uniform combo.
Imagine the gear sales of just adding some red in there two games a year….
Isn’t there like a story to it?
And Kevin Nash? I remember him from the video game.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_World_Order_(professional_wrestling)#Dissension:_nWo_Hollywood_and_nWo_Wolfpac
I like Baker Mayfield. I’d like to see him and the other Browns QB’s start doing films, a la Broken Lizard.
Bring in Brian Cox as OC.
How do you feel about ” malarkey”
Is that a guaranteed buried under the jail offence?
[sees that the Raiders are in the red zone]
[goes to fold laundry knowing all they will score is a field goal]
I am a month unto using Sudster. Pretty sure I’m a convert.
JUST SAW THE SCORE!
RAIDERS HAVE THREE!
Raiders kicker Daniel Carlson thinks that turkeys can fly.
I’m being inducted into my hs sports hall of fame on Friday. Only took 20+ years.
So, sorry Kliff Kingsbury you idiot, I’m off to Men’s Warehouse.
Say “Hi!” to Buddy Cole from the clubhouse.
Huh. Pats/Pack feed was some interesting Impressionist art for a few seconds there.
Here too.
Do you want your Monet back?
Nah, as long at it doesn’t happen again this Cezanne.
Got 42 points out of my TE position in money league. Wowza!
Its must win for that Raiders coach right. Win or you’re fired.
BRING BACK GRUDEN!
I see UA got Colorado’s coach fired. I’ve never gotten anyone’s coach fired but I’d be proud of such an accomplishment.
Nah. He’s there for a year at least.
Somehow I’ve added RedZone to my Fubo package without realizing it and I’m a happy dude.
RedZone is my favoUrite. Tell the others.
[runs off crying] – Frozone
That and TNF has been my NFL offer. Can live with!
I’m stuck with Grumblelord V Q-aron. I’d rather watch That’s Rikki’s Raiders flail about against DONKS WOO!
This slate of games is like anti-football. Gonna have to be Raiders- Broncos for lolz.
Seattle/Detroit is the most amazing game that no one is watching.
Just got dumped to it from another game, and enjoying it so far! (Will enjoy more if the Loins can get the win!)
Last possession wins
And it ends in Scorigami!