To The Games!

Browns/Falcons:

Seriously considering playing Brissett because Fatt Matt is a slow-starting bastage. When is the latter ever going to get going? Atlanta rb Patterson, the 3rd leading rusher, has a knee ouchie but has vowed he’s going to play.

Bills/Ravens:

Baltimore is giving up an unRavens-like 26 points per game and that’s not likely to change with Josh coming to town. There’s hope that Staley (he’s missed 31 of the last 32 games) will be able to play. Von Miller will be singing “Welcome Back”.

Commies/Cowboys:

“Crush with the D, Stay Cromulent with the O” is the buzzphrase in Dallas these days. Should work like a charm vs the Sewage Water Warriors.

Seahawks/Lions:

Somebody’s walking out of this game at .500 and the loser won’t be in that bad a spot. I’m betting Detroit gets the L because the Sun God has set. You’d better go off, Hockenson.

Chargers/Texans:

You’d think this would be a ‘get well’ game for LA even if they can’t run the ball with one of the league’s best rb’s sitting in the backfield. T’udder rb-Pierce-a fast-riser on fantasy boards in August, finally had himself a game last week.

Titans/Colts:

Former and current rushing champs get to share their wares to one another. Henry hasn’t sprung for a 100 yards yet but it’s on the way, just a matter of time. Hot-takers are embracing the ‘he’s done’ narrative. Silly people. Indy is about as uneven as you can get as their 1-1-1 record suggests. A tie vs Houston, a shutout loss to the Jags and a W against KC? They’re all over the map.

Bears/Giants:

They both share a 2-1 record but that’s not all they have in common. They’re each not as good as the record suggests and yet one of these stiffs will emerge from this tilt at 3-1. Sorry guys, you’re finishing at 8-9 if everything falls your way.

Jags/Eagles:

Will Philly fans be classy and give Pederson a hearty hello? We know the answer and that’s why I’m pulling for Jacktown. Thing is, the Eagles are playing better than anyone else right now.

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