Just the three on tap for this afternoon and 66% of them are watchable according to these eyes. (don’t mind me-I’m still reveling in the Giants upset of the Packers. I haven’t seen adept play calling and excellent coaching in so long, I wasn’t sure if I could recognize it)
To The Games!
Niners/Panthers:
The league’s worst offense versus the league’s best defense. Sign me up! And by ‘sign me up’ I mean, ‘turn the channel’. We still have channels, right? The pathetic numbers being put up in Carolina is the end result of pairing the malcontent that is Mayfield with the play stylings of the incompetent Ben McAdoo.
Eagles/Cards:
On paper this looked like a barn burner but 1) Kliff’s Koniptions are killing the Kards and 2) the Eagles are firing on all cylinders right now. Thing is, Arizonny has all the pieces sitting there and could go off at any time. Is Jalen Hurts the frontrunner for MVP right now? No? He should be.
Cowboys/Rams:
Can LA ever get going? Their two losses (to the Bills and Niners) were by a combined 36 points. Season-long you’d take Fatt Matt as your qb but short term Cooper Rush is looking mighty competent-the guy knows what his strengths are and continues to play within them. Also, I’d pick Rush because he doesn’t have to play against the Cowboys D.
Have at it.
Eagles having to play a team was a functional offense
Whoa. Potential 3-way tie for first place at 4-1 in the NFC East? Make it happen, demon!
CeeDee Lamb Drops
30-15 is less fun, but still mathematically pleasant.
nice game of tennis
I fully expected San Franny to win but I didn’t expect them to pile up the points.
yeah really liking the Kittle season high of 7 some pts in PPR
no good. Dallas getting lucky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYDn_4zSc3E
THAT EXTRA POINT ATTEMPT I CALL IT JFK BEING ASSASINATED BECAUSE IT WAS BACK AND TO THE LEFT
Go for two, 32-12 is a fun scoreline
(also I needed them two Aiyuk points)
I was looking for a picture of a Sav-On brand plastic jug of vodka so I Googled “sav-on brand vodka” (with the quotes) and one of the image answers was a DFO post from 2017 with my own comment about Sav-On brand vodka. WEIRD
That’s some good SEO!
“Time is in a bottle and that’s where I’d like to be.”
-Jimmy Croce
[bikebikebikebikebikebikebikebike]
bike worked. Parsons with a sack on 3d down
Drinking time.
Erin Andrews isn’t skipping “Biceps Day”, that’s for sure.
locking that hotel top lock is a workout
Shoulders for days. Somebody give Hippo a call.
Might need to witness this live
https://www.f1lasvegasgp.com/track-layout
Janeane, you GO, grrrrlllll
Red Zone seems to be just airing the Niners/Unlucky Kitties and I’m okay with that
Well HELLO hot, very high gal in the Qards Qrowd!
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/man-allegedly-magic-mushrooms-arrested-assaulting-crew-members-united-rcna51338
Brocky – I can do you one better. I’m going to lose in a DEEP league, despite having Dalvin Cook, Horny Fourny, and Justin Jefferson in my lineup.
https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1579225950956687361?s=20&t=4Wozl8X3Navx0trxVOLXZw
Giants trainer doing his best to put the ‘yank’ back into “Yankees”.
I think the Rams do best when they wear yellow pants
You know how we feel about pants around here, Ma’am.
Hey, I’M not wearing them
Tricky Rams
Great/ballsy call.
That OKC Bomber fucking EARNS his parole.
Leaving the rookie on an island to guard Aaron Donald is a bad idea
Another delicious and fragrant, home Bakered $6 turnover, yum!
I’ll give you a 3rd rounder for it!!! – Andy R., Kansas City, MO
Pollard with the answer. Aaron Donald got a finger on him
Kupp is all RAMMITT has and Dallas still cant contain him
Kuppeth Runneth
That Cowboy was showing his injury to a trainer, and that trainer absolutely did not GAS.
I did not realize that we were at the “Is yah dick bent? Well we got medication for that shit” level of 2:00 minute long medication commercials during sports games.
But here we are.
Hall of Famers approve!
https://twitter.com/bruinshockeynow/status/1487983316242468865
And the ladies will love it too!
This is some fine work from The Onion
https://www.theonion.com/nfl-players-react-to-the-league-s-concussion-protocol-1849620646
That is excellent.
Gronk for the win!
https://www.theonion.com/nfl-players-react-to-the-league-s-concussion-protocol-1849620646/slides/11
Hurts is what Wee Kyler would be, if he only had a brain.
Oh, according to the ticker someone who was ambulanced off the field in the morning games is able to move their extremeties. It sure would be nice if we could have even one week of football without someone being rushed to the hospital.
“morning games”. I’m a little jealous of you PDT folks.
I think I liked the noon start time when I lived in Chicago better, there’s a lot of stuff that gets scheduled for around 10 am on Sunday mornings
Okay, fuck right off, Call of Duty.
“I’ll take, ‘what was the original title of Bulls on Parade’? for $600, Alex.”
Fatthew Lives??
Sounds like the away support is the majority in ALL THREE late fixtures
Ok, I’m getting local commercials from Surrey, BC. The latest is a car dealership ad that features a qb in the parking lot evading defenders and throwing a pass to an inflatable T-Rex.
/I feel fine, seriously
better #PillUp, homey
I’m currently staring at a lineup of 7, including a pain one. Let’s do this!
/wipes away tear of immense pride
*Checks scores from the morning games*
What the hell? I have so many questions. Did the Liouns catch mange? Was Tua’s concussion so bad it became contagious and infected the entire Dolphins D? Why Jaguras-Texwhatevers? How did DA bears score 11 safeties, cuz I refuse to believe their offense scored that many points?
“became contagious and infected the entire Dolphins D”
The offense.
No Deebo and No Aiyuk make Hippo go crazy
There’s pills for that.
Every morning for like 20-25 years!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2atr-SKjM8E
Damn, love seeing a blocked punt
Nice job of the punter stopping the TD block after being steamrolled.
Ok, I think I got everything I need done before heading to the airport, and I don’t have to do that for another 4ish hours, so time to sit down and have a chicken sandwich and a beer!
I’m having a tuna sandwich and some ale!
/ginger
I’m watching the replay of that “Roughing the Passer” against Brady and it serves nicely as my weekly reminder that the NFL is kayfabe.
Imo, Kay Fabe is probably the sexiest sideline reporter in the business.
Nice little Romonobyl tribute there.
We MISS YOU, big guy!
Hell yeah! Dallas Defense scoring points now
The Gospel According to Fatthew
looks like he was playing hot potato with the football
too much chicken grease on his hands
This is such a weird year, what’s with the NFC East having one of the better records in the league? There’s not much you can say about WAS, but at least they know their place and are continuing to suck in grand NFC Least tradition
looks like a Dallas home game
Holy cow I legit didn’t even realize it was LA until I noticed your comment.
/walking past the Stillers season
Hey, hawkey starts this week!
You must admit, that is a great dumpster fire. Hobos can roast some weiners there and there will be some residual warmth that will keep them warm at night.
/my glass of Thunderbird is half full.
And hatchet is sharp.
I’m pretty sure that was the Torie party from last week.
LOTR NARRATOR: …but something happen then that Rikki did not intend…
MIAMI DEFENSE: [gives up 40 points to the FUCKING JETS]
Oh Geno, you dumb shit-you could have thrown it away and had a manageable 4th down but you tried to make a play and took the sack instead.
I started Herbert instead of Montgomery because of the injury.
Fuck my life
I sat the P*ts D, 35-ish points flushed down the loo.