Your Second Round of NFL Football Open Thread

Well, there’s only one game being played in this time slot but I’ll still cover off the other two games-that’s what’s in the contract.

To The Games!

Panthers/Rams:

Rumor has it that CMC is being shopped around the league which makes sense because it’s likely time to blow up what’s left of the team after Matt Rhule did most of the dirty work. Speaking of, is Stafford’s arm blown? There was yakking in the preseason about an elbow or shoulder thingy. He’s leading the league with 7 INT’s and the Rams have scored but one passing TD in the last two games. Something weird is afoot but this could be an opportunity to put things right.

Cards/Seahawks:

Perhaps DVOA as a stat should be put under more scrutiny. Why? Because Geno leads all qb’s in that category. I’m guessing he’ll come back to earth but it will be slowed somewhat due to the receiving talent he has access to. Due to bye weeks I’m starting a Seattle D that is 31st in points allowed and dead last in yards allowed. Yay.

Bills/Chiefs:

Both teams should probably be 5-0 but the Parity Monkey decided to throw his feces everywhere across the league but Philly. And really, why would he want to go there? The Chiefs might have a bit of a problem on their hands given that they’re facing the full complement of Bills receivers. (McKenzie and Knox are back though the latter has done diddly dick all year) Something curious for those under the hold of Gamblor-Josh is 20-10-2 versus the spread on the road. I believe the Table Smashers are sitting at -2.5.

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clint greasewood

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Last edited 1 year ago by clint greasewood
Redshirt

Take a safety, Romo? Run backwards 60+ yards?

Did CTE just set in?

Spur

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Mr. Ayo

SUDDEN CHANGE!

King Hippo

About time KC got a call ,, amirite Rikki??

Mr. Ayo

Nobody circles the wagons, like the Buffalo Bills!

*ducks*

Spur

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Mr. Ayo

Tatanka!

litre_cola

Is Norwood still the kicker?

Redshirt

Rumor has it that SHANK’LOR is Scott Norwood’s grief and shame, condensed into an undying spirit, damned to punish other kickers until the end of time.

Doktor Zymm

Time to find out if I have CBS, I probably don’t

Fronkenshteen

GAAAAAAHHHH SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR FIVE FUCKING SECONDS TONY ROMO JESUS CHRIST

Mr. Ayo

JIIIIIMMMM!

Spur

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Doktor Zymm

I should rewatch Tank Squirrel https://youtu.be/2I3pYWBcQEA

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Normally this would be a penalty, but apparently tripping is now the only way you’re allowed to tackle the quarterback without getting flagged.

https://mobile.twitter.com/chiefs/status/1581784336323334144?s=61&t=0czHb6OCfk7Exeq5V3j5Vw

Mr. Ayo

Kliff Kan’t Kompete

Last edited 1 year ago by Mr. Ayo
Redshirt

Okay, maybe its not just Baker Mayfield.

Mr. Ayo

Maybe, but it doesn’t mean part of it isn’t Baker.

Doktor Zymm

The Browns or the Panthers?

Redshirt

Yes.

Spur

Backup QB for Panthers looks like he can throw a football

Mr. Ayo

Squirrel, squirrel, squirrel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRkkxs5ULC4

litre_cola

It’s a long way to the shop if you want a sausage roll. – my friends in australia

Fronkenshteen

Not for nothin’, but I suuuuure could use a garbage time TD in LA.

Fronkenshteen

what the fuck happened? they were first and goal at the 7

Doktor Zymm

Interception

Fronkenshteen

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Doktor Zymm

There must be a song somewhere that’s ‘Jew are my squirrel ‘

Mr. Ayo
litre_cola

They are a great time to party with!! Met em at a trivia night in Melbourne and partied til lunch the next day.

*narcotic assisted

Mr. Ayo

I’m not at all totally envious of this story.

Doktor Zymm

Probably this one too https://youtu.be/fTTsY-oz6Go (although only in the first line)

Last edited 1 year ago by Doktor Zymm
Gumbygirl

🎶Is there anybody going to listen to my story?
All about the squirrel who came to stay.
She’s the kind of squirrel jew want so much it makes jew sorry,
Still jew don’t regret a single day.
Ah squirrel, squirrel🎵

Dunstan

Don’t sleep on “What I Like About Jews”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rqnw5IfbZOU

Gatoraids

Andy Reid exploring trade options for Mahomes in the hopes of acquiring Sauce Island

Mr. Ayo

People forget they call them West Ham because North, South, and East Ham all disappeared during what is called the “Reid incident”.

King Hippo

Mahomes looks like he had a HT edible

litre_cola

So now I am supposed to like him?

Doktor Zymm

So, Awesome-Sauce, it looks like he was strolling down to the Packers locker room and security turned him away after Lazard assaulted his hat. He’s my favorite.

Fronkenshteen

got us a NEW Revis.

Mr. Ayo

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