Well, that was unexpected, actually expected last night. The Chargers are truly a cursed team that will squander any break they’ve been given. They need to bring Rivers in to talk to Herbert and say, “This is your life now, you need to accept that.”
To The Game!
Fins/Bills:
-Buffalo ended the season with 7 straight wins including a close W over Miami 32-29 a month ago.
-Meanwhile, the Fins limped to a 2-5 record over the same span which included an uninspiring 11-6 victory over the Jets to guarantee a postseason spot. For those reasons they’re a 13.5 dog on the sports books, the largest spread ever for a Wild Card game.
-A Trend?: James Cook was eased into the Bills game plan over the first nine weeks of the season, only averaging 4 carries and one catch over that time. Since then his workload has doubled and he ended the season out-touching Singletary for the first time. (might be because they were resting him though) He might be the safe outlet in the flat if the Fins take away the deep ball with a two high safety look.
-Poor Skylar Thompson-it’s one thing to be a rookie qb that wasn’t expected to play (may even have been drafted to be a camp arm) but it’s quite another to have to play and then be pitted against the defenses of the Pats and Jets (the only teams he’s played serious minutes against) and now the Bills. McDaniels has made it very simple for him and his 5.1 average pass completion stat reflects that.
-I’ve read out in the ether that Waddle and/or Hill may be put on punt/kickoff duty for this tilt and why not? Leveraging your speed guys/playmakers and giving them extra touches seems like good thinking to me.
Attack The Rook: The Fins have an undrafted young ‘un playing slot corner by the name of Kader Kohou. Though he’s generally played well (10 pass breakups and an INT) expect the Bills to rotate Diggs and Davis into that spot to take advantage of the 5’10” freshman.
See you down below.
“Yes.” – THE NARRATOR, rubbing his hands together gleefully.
Will we be sending Miami back to the Derp Mines? Or will Buffalo have one play to try and hit a rich seam of derP?
Holy crap this game
Hahahaha Jeem, say nuclear again!
Four false start penalties, three timeouts wasted and crucial delay of game penalty. Way to let them off the hook.
We still have more than 2 minutes for more derp, IT AIN’T OVER YET
Welp, the game was closer than we thought. Alas, the Dolphins are an average team
I figured the dolphins would put up a fight, but I didn’t count on this many lead changes
Does Thompson not know what the Play Clock is for?!
Oh, it’s inexperience. They don’t have a play clock in college, right?
Even Andy Reid is appalled at this clock management.
Ouch
FUCKING GODDAMNIT WATCH THE FUCKING PLAY CLOCK YOU STUPID FUCK
Miami should have gone to the other Thompson Twin after halftime.
Is this game in Canada? Both teams are politely trying to lose the game for the other team
DUVALLLL!
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He’s a delightfully goofy fucker, ain’t he?
Never seen so many Dolphins tripping on they dicks.
I had no idea it was so easy to trip when you don’t even have legs!
He needs to survive the catch in the process of being knocked unconscious.
That’ll stand if challenged.
(this zebra crew is REALLY good, BTW)
Maaaybe try breaking the huddle with more than 5 seconds on the clock?
You would have thought that “QB Dive on 2” wouldn’t have taken 30 seconds.
I know it’s counter intuitive, but the Dolphins need to run the ball
Not on 3rd and 10, obviously
This game is annoying me. I’m going to take a bath. Later taters
THAT’S MY BELOVED CHUBB SHOWING THERE!!!
Jeez, at least wrap a bandanna around it.
They holding the kickoff in the Bird Murder Dome?
Yes. 4:50 pm
Kohou getting roasted.
Well, that is a good way to prepare salmon
“Alien” Allen… Romo is drunk and has nicknames now.
“Space alien, not one of them dirty illegals that clean the Jerrydome”
Hips Don’t Lie
Andy Reid approves
Bills Mafia, 2-for-2 on icing their defense
Has anyone seen where Sex Cannon is? Allen constantly going deep and overthrowing his receivers looks oddly familiar. . .
It is like Sexy Rexy, just with more…livestock practice
How many GMs will take a Big Twaaaalllllve QB in the 7th round next season? 10??
I haven’t really seen much of the Dolphins this year, but how did this guy become a head coach in the NFL? He went to Yale?
He looks like the kind that would go to Yale.
-R. Fitzpatrick.
Dat Skull & Bones card ain’t just redeemable for 1 free Democratic Presidential nomination!
Jason Garrett made a disparaging comment about Princeton’s rivals at Yale which turned into a hire
“Yeah! What a nerd! Who’d trust that guy with an important job?”
Gene Steratore looks like a Dollar Store version of Tony Bennett
(announcers watch 3 clear replays of the shin being down)
But I think he’s still up here!
Who you gonna believe, me or your own lying eyes.
BREAKING: Canadian QB and fourmer BC LioUns player, Nathan Rourke, has signed with AEW Jags
That’s right. Big loss for the LioUns, who now have to go with Vernon Adams, Jr. as their new #1. Not bad, but not Rourke.
NGL, I was hoping Rourke would sign with Miami or the C-Truthers.