INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY/NIGHT/DAY…
DJ 3000 and various other robot entities are trapped in a time loop inside the KDFO recording studio. DJ 3000 is fiddling with a complicated contraption of wires and lenses with a puzzled expression on its main console.
DJ 3000: WHY THE HELL ISN’T THIS…
JIM NANCE 081-RD-92C: Can we hurry this up, I’d like to get back to using the portal to watch…wait…something seems off.
DJ 3000: HANG ON…
MAXIMILIAN: DID YOU TRY REVERSING THE POLARITY?
DJ 3000: [slaps forehead] OF COURSE!
The other prisoners of the time loop watch as DJ 3000 disconnects the power leads and reverses them…
— [space time continuum flies open] —
..and then…
— [TARDIS flies open] —
To reveal…nothing.
DJ 3000: HUH. IT’S EMPTY.
PETUNIA: Where the hell did he go?
MAXIMILIAN: LOOK, HE LEFT A NOTE.
MAXIMILIAN steps forward and retrieves a note that was taped to the door of the Tardis, then it is read aloud by THE DOCTOR in a voiceover.
Gentlemen. This is currently your seventieth day in the time loop you entered in February. Your attempts to coerce me into helping you escape this mess of your own making have seriously hampered my efforts to disrupt a series of plots that put the human species at risk. As I have explained repeatedly, I cannot help you. While your antics may be amusing to some, they are not amusing to me, and I abjectly refuse to participate any further. Therefore, I have taken steps to prevent you from successfully apprehending me in future iterations of the loop. I wish you the best of luck.
Yours sincerely,
The Doctor
MAXIMILIAN lowers the note.
DJ 3000: OH, YOU ASSHOLE.
PETUNIA: Seventy days, huh?
DJ 3000: [to MAXIMILIAN] WHAT’S THE DATE ON THE NOTE?
MAXIMILIAN: APRIL 21st.
DJ 3000: [looks at JOHNNY 5] ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I’M THINKING?
JOHNNY 5: YUP. OUR 69th DAY IN THE LOOP WAS 4/20, AND WE FUCKING MISSED IT.
DJ 3000: DAMN, SEVENTY DAYS.
PETUNIA: That’s a large number.
JOHNNY 5: OH, HEY, THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA. WE NEED A THEME FOR REQUEST LINE THIS WEEK, HOW ABOUT “LARGE NUMBERS”?
DJ 3000: SURE, WHY NOT. BUT HOW LARGE?
MAXIMILIAN: A MILLION!
DJ 3000: THAT’S TOO LARGE
JOHNNY 5: HOW ABOUT “FIVE”.
DJ 3000: TOO SMALL.
PETUNIA: Oh, I know. My electricity guy just turned forty, how about that?
DJ 3000: YOU HAVE AN ELECTRICITY GUY?
PETUNIA: Of course. Don’t you?
DJ 3000: NO, I MEAN THE STATION PAYS FOR THAT STUFF. I’M JUST A DROP IN THE BUCKET COMPARED TO WHAT THEY SPEND ON THE FM TRANSMITTER.
PETUNIA: Ah. Well, anyhow, let’s keep working on ideas to get out of here. I’ll get some music started for us. Happy Birthday, @BFC, you creepy old pervert!
Today’s theme is: Large Numbers. We’re looking for songs that include numbers greater or equal to 40. Post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4k!N6MyW4y↓t0wN” and they should embed in the comments after you refresh. Last week’s puzzle answer “Mister Jim” which referred to The Who’s song “Doctor Jimmy” as requested (and claimed) by SonOfSpam. Have at it!
The Butthole Surfers ripped this off, but they’re The Butthole Surfers so it’s ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Iwspf5L1Qk&pp=ygUhdGhlIG5haWxzIDg4IGxpbmVzIGFib3V0IDQ0IHdvbWVu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T6N5UBeFpk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEQv8IPChiE
This song is very very fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nt_u4vo-DI&ab_channel=BrunoMars
Happy Birthday to my favorite offspring of mystery meat!
Thank you! Feeling very tired!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WTdTwcmxyo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Svlu_frSHHY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeW-vxQaPVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YdLT0rL6L4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QwxTXGSLWQ
https://youtu.be/tG35R8F2j8k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_rQ7bFJhuw
One of the better tributes to a cleaning product
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHRJCcCYAF4&pp=ygUOYmVhY2ggYm95cyA0MDk%3D
Fantastik!
Fabuloso!
https://youtu.be/4aeETEoNfOg
This is what happens when you get old.
If you have 20 minutes, I’d like to preach the Gospel Accourding To Rush
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5jwxrTqoEA&t=401s&pp=ygUJcnVzaCAyMTEy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg2EbJy-9dc
DOUBLE SHOT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwPV3qJegEE&pp=ygUVZGVwZWNoZSBtb2RlIHJvdXRlIDY2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIuZUCpm9hc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNZReIDuEkE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peog80pRDps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ2UadHc_Qg
HIGHWAY DOUBLE SHOT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hr3Stnk8_k
“Homer Simpson, smiling politely.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aeETEoNfOg&pp=ygUWc21hc2hpbmcgcHVtcGtpbnMgMTk3OQ%3D%3D
I was JUST going to post this one. Well done.
Dammit, I hadn’t refreshed when I posted it.
I did and I still got caught. Interwebby thingy may be slow in places.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4IcFED-10c
PEPPY LITTLE REMIX OF THE ORIGINAL DOUBLE SHOT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0BkP5HDWj0
The original
https://youtu.be/lM7H0ooV_o8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQQUFW_yfCg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdqW1rkUXys
I usually get witched but here goes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lo1kmT6c4DY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVdR6JeEyT8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqDBNjdvh8E
Hey I’m not creepy!
That flight attendant from Spirit says otherwise. He was really freaked out.
Maybe when you were a young pervert you weren’t. But all that has changed now.
Hardly at all!
/holds lighter up
//burns thumb
///drops lighter on big guy in front of me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMVghDg-ePc&ab_channel=U2VEVO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eochj5fjTXY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6MZXzbuiPY
Aw yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIxgBMNhsKU&pp=ygUecGxpbXNvdWxzIGEgbWlsbGlvbiBtaWxlcyBhd2F5
That’s a good one!
One of the best Van Hagar songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN8Ncoenewg
Yes, maybe #1.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMG1WCVff0I
not much cowbell in this one, but…
Nice. my first choice
Guten tag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fpu5a0Bl8eY&pp=ygUUbmVuYSA5OSByZWQgYmFsbG9vbnM%3D
Also,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rblt2EtFfC4
Happy Prince Death Day Anniversary!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY7645D7YRI
Good morning everyone. Got up at 5, back to sleep at 8:30…time now for 2nd breakfast.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8JXiroAi6Y&pp=ygUmcGF1bCBzaW1vbiA1MCB3YXlzIHRvIGxlYXZlIHlvdXIgbG92ZXI%3D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHH3JQOK5DU
Apologies if it wasn’t clear; songs about numbers greater than a million are fine too. The only restriction is the minimum of forty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFjjO_lhf9c
They were mad for this song in South Africa. It was so weird.
Who wouldn’t pine for apartheid’s golden days?
I remember those days, being like 2 months old…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVZZKKEN-pQ
Fun fact, I took the “Fifty FIIIIIIVE” audio and play that anytime someone bids $55 in our auction draft.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvV3nn_de2k&t=39s
Man i wish he didn’t suck so badly as a human
Oh fuck what don’t I know about him that’s about to ruin my perception of him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgbPLAev5T8
A song of innocence lost…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrciVFFw3iQ
Please excuse me while I hide away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8ul4lwQ0p8
If you go on a 70s rock bender and get bored with your T Rex records, you could do worse than to give KISS’s first effort a spin. Dumb fun for big dopes. Here’s “100,000 Years”:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pyQF7lUaZfQ&pp=ygUSa2lzcyAxMDAgMDAwIHllYXJz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yhea380bYp0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGUQgty1e3g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbW7Om3W_U8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbNlMtqrYS0
Time warp… NAWT Blair Witch!
Yeah. True dat. Time warp.
?w=768&h=470
thank you kind sir! chit like that bugs me, would NEVA do a brudder like dat!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gph_Odmglt8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJ9usrpAPao
lets blame a 6-9 hour time zone diff on this
Happens to the best of us…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KByxC7B9WH0
DOUBLE SHOT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UM68ZL42hp0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izQB2-Kmiic
This isn’t the puzzle song, is it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pH7AXeGst-4
It is! In trying not to make it too hard I made it comically easy, it seems.
Or maybe I’m just a super genius, like Wile E. Coyote.
That must be it!