Evening, unfortunately there will be no orky goodness tonight as I am still learning to manage my blood sugar and I may have let it get a little low this afternoon and kinda conked out for a bit. So I am gonna throw up a Carpenter job. Ha! Of course, aforementioned low blood sugar may be affecting my sense of humor. I wonder if we get sense of humor from the middle ages where they thought disease was caused by various humors?
In something weirder than Warhammer, I saw that the person who spent $14k to turn himself into a Collie was taken for his first walkies today. No info was given if his human had to clean up after him or not. Although, if he did go, could he be arrested for defecating in public? I mean the fur suit he is wearing makes him look like a real dog. And yes he is Japanese, who else is going to fit in a Collie suit? Makes me wonder what other furries think of him?
https://nypost.com/2023/07/28/toco-the-human-border-collie-steps-out-for-first-ever-walk-in-public/amp/
I have not watched a single moment of the Women’s World Cup, but even I know that the American team needs to not lose tonight or they come home. I hope they have a draw so that the Swedes will send them home. I would probably record that match just to see the Swedish women in action.
Maybe next Women’s world cup the space aliens will be allowed to have a team. I would definitely love to see the team they would field, although I wonder if they actually have women.
I think next Monday is my last post before MNF comes back, so I will definitely have the last of the Orky goodness.
USWNT are playing a very dangerous game. One fluke goal against and they’re done.
DAMMIT. This is what I’m talking about. The woodwork isn’t going to save you.
Blech, so irritated the Futbol Karens are through.
But it did!
USA! USA! USA!
BTW, this is how a dislocated thumb is relocated in three steps.
Here’s how it started. Surgery site on top. Surgeon signature below, and site of tendon harvest at bottom.
And how it be. God bless oxy.
They say the difference between men and boys is the price of their toys. Not me, I am a simple man. But is it wrong of me to want this as my new road bike over the lighter trendier options?
Well said, Rolf. Now go throw some rocks at the Von Trapps’ windows.
Ugh, it’s not even 9. When will this stupid, stupid day be over?!!!
sorry, no cure for a bad day
While today has been Just Like Heaven, someone should sing me a Lullaby. I sez to myself, “self, Let’s Go To Bed.”
At least you got Rain today! You were not a Fire Woman although I do think you Sell Sanctuary from the back of your Love Removal Machine.
Lil’ Devil! This is why I love you guys. Goodnight, my smartass friends.
Rumor has it at midnight.
Unpossible. That’s when the ladies game starts.
Had my last game of summer lacrosse tonight and am icing my ankles as Im old.
My main goal while playing now is to not get (anymore) hurt and not to hurt anyone else. So far I’ve been doing good with the not hurting thing. My offense and defence leave lotsa room for improvement
“My main goal…is to not get (anymore) hurt”
“He saves that for me.”
— GTD’s liver
I’m usually so dehydrated after a game that the last thing I want is alcohol
Have you tried using motrin or a similar anti inflammatory pain reliever before the game? I think I read studies out there that indicate there could be benefits for some.
https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/38109176/oregon-lands-commitment-2025-qb-akili-smith-jr?platform=amp
I guess genetics only counts for the good stuff and not the bad.
“Oh you sweet, lice-ridden summer child.”
-Fred Trump
I always forget about the dingleberries hanging from the asshairs of humanity.
Canuck ladies soccer squadoo was so bad this morning. The keeper was…I just don’t know what she was doing as far as positioning. I’m not saying the Canucks could have won. No Way. But they could have done better than the final result. Sinclair needs to hang up the cleats, Beckie needs to recover from injury and a re-set is in order.
Canadian Men’s National Team: “We just totally shat the bed at the World Cup.”
Canadian Women’s National Team: “Hold our Molson.”
It’s international, so they’re drinking Molson Ex(port)
FOUR halftime changes, and not a whiff of a reaction. Oof.
Speaking of the women’s world cup….which games should I go to and how do I get tickets without breaking the bank?
At this point, whatever you can get. I’m sure you’ll be able to get a ticket at a reasonable price.
I just checked stub hub and tickets are not only available, they’re surprisingly cheap!
on teevee, it doesn’t even seem like the Matildas’ matches are sold out.
Just make sure when you buy tickets they are for the women’s world cup, and not, say…the Cult. Why can’t Gumby read?
🤣😂
I thought it was weird they were coming back this way after they were in So Cal recently, but i thought maybe they just added some new shows because the tour was so successful. Goddammit.
I’m sorry about how much I’m laughing about this.
But it’s a lot.
It is funny, in a really annoying way!
We’re not laughing at you, we’re laughing with you.
/may not actually be true
/you could do worse than The Cult.
We won’t tell the others.
They combined, it’s actually the Culret
BWAHAHAHAHAH!
Holy shit I thought SonofSpam was just messing with you.
Nope.