“But Wait, There’s More!” Your Next NFL Football Open Thread

Well, not much more with there being only three games on in this window but we’ll watch. I read a wee blurb about The Shield looking to squeeze money out of Spain and/or Brazil for the right to host some games. Does that mean more morning football goodness? I’m not exactly Dr. Who when it comes to time zones.

To The Games!

Panthers/Seahawks:

Is anyone going to watch this blah affair? Hey, welcome to the NFL, kid: Bryce Young is doing that elf on the shelf way too early so it’s Red Rocket Time! Dalton might just be the fella to exploit a Seattle D that is 30th in defending the pass. I’ve seen bigger surprises. Thing is, the Seahawks should be able to get things done on the ground given that Carolina has surrendered 130+ yards for the last two games and the opposing o-line run block win rate is 7th best.

Cowboys/Cards:

Motion to re-name the Cards the Dead Horses because they’re going to be beaten so much this year? Can I see a show of hands? That Dallas D is something-they’re creating negative yard plays at a blistering (and unsustainable) 15.3% rate. Fantasy-wise the Cowboys allow the 3rd-least points to qb’s and the least points to both rb’s and wr’s. DAK! is playing his 100th game today and is the only one of his kind to throw for 150 TD’s and rush for 25, although I’ve the feeling that Patty will as well.

Bears/Chiefs:

Both of these teams had trouble scoring last week but one gets the feeling that Kansas City is going to resolve the issue sooner and with brute force. Eberflus is going to be calling the plays on D now that Alan Williams is spending more time with his health. And if the rumors are correct there will be some time with prison bars and therapists as well. Overthink Much?: Fields is getting sacked on 11.5% of his dropbacks despite the fact that his line gives him the 5th-most time to complete a pass.

Do your thing. Ewww, not that one!

5 2 votes
Article Rating
Subscribe
Notify of
208 Comments
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
jjfozz

ate dinnerr kinda betterr now

blaxabbath

Excited for this week’s edition of Cardinals Talk! Arizona Cardinals postgame radio show.

King Hippo

oooooh, please get some choice nuggets (Mike Bidwill’s sexuality aside)

fleshwound_NPG

WHO THE FUCK AM I GONNA HAVETA FIRE AFTER THIS SHIT?!?! YEEE HAWWWW GONNA NEEDS A DOZEN STRIPPERS TO GET THIS LOST OUTTA MY SYSTEM!!!

jerry-med.png
yeah right

Shit man! I don’t want to go back to work tomorrow.
Knew I should have canceled my return flight.

Spur

Diggs injury was big. Bland cant cover

LemonJello

THIS DALLAS TEAM, I CALL THEM ALTAR BOYS BECAUSE THE CARDINALS HAVE BEEN ABUSING THEM ALL AFTERNOON

LemonJello

I was complaining about leaving the Buffalo D and its 32pts on my bench, then I saw my opponent has Achane and his 49.3pts on his bench.

blaxabbath

Cowboys must suck.

fleshwound_NPG

YEE HAWWW

jerry-sm.jpg
Spur

that’s game

fleshwound_NPG

holy shit, pats/cowboys next week and nantz will be nowhere to be found

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I hope all the Bears go to temple immediately after the game to atone for this.

LemonJello

The Bears would fuck up, go to a Shinto temple and commit Seppukku.

ArmedandHammered

How would that affect the teams cap space?

fleshwound_NPG

dj moore: exists, to a degree

King Hippo

‘Persons still winning this, sadly