Well, not much more with there being only three games on in this window but we’ll watch. I read a wee blurb about The Shield looking to squeeze money out of Spain and/or Brazil for the right to host some games. Does that mean more morning football goodness? I’m not exactly Dr. Who when it comes to time zones.
To The Games!
Panthers/Seahawks:
Is anyone going to watch this blah affair? Hey, welcome to the NFL, kid: Bryce Young is doing that elf on the shelf way too early so it’s Red Rocket Time! Dalton might just be the fella to exploit a Seattle D that is 30th in defending the pass. I’ve seen bigger surprises. Thing is, the Seahawks should be able to get things done on the ground given that Carolina has surrendered 130+ yards for the last two games and the opposing o-line run block win rate is 7th best.
Cowboys/Cards:
Motion to re-name the Cards the Dead Horses because they’re going to be beaten so much this year? Can I see a show of hands? That Dallas D is something-they’re creating negative yard plays at a blistering (and unsustainable) 15.3% rate. Fantasy-wise the Cowboys allow the 3rd-least points to qb’s and the least points to both rb’s and wr’s. DAK! is playing his 100th game today and is the only one of his kind to throw for 150 TD’s and rush for 25, although I’ve the feeling that Patty will as well.
Bears/Chiefs:
Both of these teams had trouble scoring last week but one gets the feeling that Kansas City is going to resolve the issue sooner and with brute force. Eberflus is going to be calling the plays on D now that Alan Williams is spending more time with his health. And if the rumors are correct there will be some time with prison bars and therapists as well. Overthink Much?: Fields is getting sacked on 11.5% of his dropbacks despite the fact that his line gives him the 5th-most time to complete a pass.
Do your thing. Ewww, not that one!
Touched down….RICO SUAVE???
Pollard showing up is nice
considering the week they had, panthers losing and somebody else giving up 70 points are the silver linings for the bears
Red Rocket! RED ROCKET!!!
Holy shitballs. Does Moose get paid by the word? A little dead air is ok.
I am so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, SO glad that it was not My Raiders who enabled the Dolphins to make history today. I’m genuinely shocked, because this is normally right in their wheelhouse.
Allowing Mike Mali and Uncle Jack to put up 71 tonight is a Your Raiders thing to do.
Yeah, I really shouldn’t have spoken that possibility into existence.
We’ll soon find out if it’s a “hold my beer” sort of moment
I can’t even what the Cards are doing right now.
/Is that from 2012? I’ve lost track
Is that dish called The Washington O-Line?
Was finishing my pastis when a nice Scottish lady came over and chatted to me for a bit, so I think any plans to head out are nixed. Got another pastis that I’m sipping on my balcony and following various matches online
Dallas D tired from jerking off to their press coverage?
Reverse a passing td, will become a rushing td ibdont get points for
Obviously not a hard prediction, but still
Opponent’s chance of winning has dropped to 36%. Why? Because I’ve ingested a massive amount of alcohol. Prove me wrong.
You know what? I didn’t miss watching this shit at all last week.
I have been reprioritized.
Rugby has done wonders in that department for me. I flipped over to check the end of the Chargers-Vikings game and between the reviews, penalties, and constant cuts to commercial I was like, “this is the worst crack I’ve ever smoked.” The NFL is starting to seem more like a scripted legal drama than an athletic competition.
Rugby is also super fun, but not on as reliable schedule though
Halas Hall has always been a den of sin.
“Oh, if those walls could talk.”
-Virginia McCaskey
I’m actually working on something in that regard.
Yeah, but not the fun kinds
am gonna start drinking. this game is gonna be a shit show.
I know 31-9 might FEEL like a loss, but I assure you as a Donks homer it could be much worse.
Punt coverage fist fucks the dog. IN THE ASSHOLE.
That’s gonna be an extra $100 – Linda Lovelace
More like cunt poverage, AMIRITE??!
So, 3 people picked the Jaguras in the Eliminator challenge? Aside from gumbygirl, who’re the rest that for some unfathomable reason believed in Florida men not doing something stupid?!
In my defense, I used to have Jags season tickets. Ok, that’s not a good defense. Kind of like the Jaguars today.
Da Bears care? Like they want to try and play foossball?
Is this going to the weird early season loss for the Chiefs when they inevitably go 13-4?
Nope. Are you drinking again?
TayTay Jinx?
With my fucking luck espn is going to change that shovel past to a handoff on Monday so I get less points
I missed a playoff spot to that seven or eight years ago, and ragequit fantasy then and there.
T swizzle’s next album will have A LOT of DFO fodder on it! Bring on 2024.
the future swift breakup song written for kelce is gonna get played in every stadium that beats the chiefs
Look at these guys from Wales, thinking they’re the Dolphins.
The Hellwater Club
I don’t get that reference but it sounds cool as hell so it’s getting a +1 from me.
so it’s gonna be that kinda game for Dallas.
Dallas deciding to add a challenge and play from behind today?
Let’s check in on the DONKS! section of the Clubhouse…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOm5LNYvwhg&ab_channel=AliceinChains-Topic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgJ-hyzl6jg
To offset kelce and swift, I decree that sydney sweeney must start dating Justin fields
Taylor Swift at the Chiefs game is surfacing a memory for me: who was that celebrity who was known to be a curse on whichever team’s player she was dating?
Yoko Ono
Any Kardashian
Kim Kardashian?
https://www.thesportster.com/entertainment/athletes-after-the-kardashian-curse/
Jessica Simpson?
Petro nailed it
People can blame dim witted Jessica all they want. Eli beat the cowboys because of romo’s incompetence and Jerry’s arrogance
jackie kennedy
Fred Lane’s wife
Grace Kelly
Marilyn Monroe? Wait, no, that was just JFK.
Greg Olsen is dreadful and the only I would find constantly going to Taylor Swift’s box enjoyable would get them an FCC fine
I, too, would enjoy spending quality time inside Taylor Swift’s box.
Found a stream for the Dallas game. so for its a normal Dallas/Cards game. The Cards have Dallas’s number.
Is that a thing Spur?
Well, shit, I actually stumbled upon a more abysmal stat than Denver’s “achievements” in Miami, Hippo, while wading through the Ukrainian telegram segment 😀
THIS RUGBY GAME I CALL IT GALLIPOLI CAUSE THE AUSSIES ARE GETTING ABSOLUTELY OBLITERATED.
The Emu War was right there…
“Chubb’s MRI Brings Optimism’.
there’s a joke in there somewhere…
“We’re seeing good blood flow in the affected area.”
“The skin is still 100% intact.”
Tim Tebow has left the chat
Hmm. Not quite feeling as positive about the Raiders’ 1-point victory over the Broncos.
We are not exactly an 0-3 with promise, that’s for sure.
That 3rd Down stop was the best thing that’s happened to the Bears all week.
Okay, I’ve got a full proof plan today.
I’m starting mahomes and the chiefs defense.
Either my fantasy team wins or the bears find a way to not look like ass.
God himself is going to have to descend from heaven in order to fuck me over, which at the very least will undisputedly prove he has it out for me
Or you mush Mahomes into a redux of Chubb’s injury, with the Chiefs barely squeaking a win 😀
Sitting with a Bears fan and he 100% agrees
God (in a conference room, to a team of angels): “Okay, you’ll go down to Putin to remind him of his childhood. You’ll remind him of innocence. You’ll…”
God’s Assistant: “Sir! Brocky’s trying to win their Fantasy Football matchup again!”
God: “When will Brocky learn? Alright, stand down, everyone. I’ll have to deal with Brocky again.”
I’d like to personally apologize for jinxing the tie
Not going to lie, I was rooting for the tie but happy to be wrong.
– Haberdashery owner in Bangkok, apologizing to the malevolent spirit of David Carradine
….and of course we’re getting the Boyz/Cardz game because it’s too early for the Commandos to be mathematically irrelevant yet.
I love Minshew mania!!!
Minshew Orlovsky’d and still won
0-5 vs. .500 or better teams so of course this is how he gets his first w
I know there’s a Gay in the Indy-Baltimore game, but Sean Payton took a domination today unseen outside of a Milwaukee leather bar
The Referees doing Baltimore-Indianapolis must be Catholic Cardinals in their day jobs because they have no problem with inappropriate touching around the waist and backsides.
of course a guy named speed did something too early
Opponent’s chance of winning has dropped to 79% because Tank Dell went Bananas Mode.
Minnes0-3ta
This is why Indianapolis can’t have nice things.
Indiana residents don’t deserve nice things, so it works out fine.
Once again, I picked up Achane for depth purposes. He has 49.3 points.
On my bench.
“That’s a good-looking bench!”
-B. Vila
Screw the Field Goal, Mammal Fishes! Go for the record!
How hard will the Shield push the “it’s an HR issue not a criminal” one narrative for the former Bears DC.
How much evidence can they suppress?
Grumble grumble is that a challenge grumble grumble
GB the most untrustworthy of the 2-1s
Not if the Stillers win tonight.
I like your optimism, but do not quite share it . . . though the Raiders could Raider . . . there, I am back on board with a sketchy 2-1!
nothing is more trustworthy than bullshit keeping the stillers in the win column
Indy has joined the chat