Your Thursday Night NFL Football Open Thread

Kaloo Kalay! Up here in The Canada some folks have back-to-back long weekends due to Truth and Reconciliation Day and Thanksgiving falling where they fell-I’ve got six of the next ten days off (starting Friday afternoon) and am looking forward to it. How will I be celebrating? Well, first there’s a haircut and the ceremonial raking of the leaves and then who knows what frivolity will follow from that. A truly special time.

Wee Tidbits:

-Between a Rock and a Harder Place: (I’m sorry) So to no one’s surprise the XFL and USFL will combine their ‘assets’ and try to survive another year. Might I suggest a small contingent of owners take a whirlygig over to Saudi Arabia and shake some loose change from the bellyfolds of some sheik that wants some sports cred? Gotta be someone out there…

-The ESPN headline tells me that Burrow has used Rodgers as a counsel. I imagine the convo went something along the lines of, “That was great advice about calf injuries but I was thinking, I’m generally popular out their in the mediascape-how can I turn that around? Kidding, kidding.”

-Joe “One Year Wonder” Namath took a chunk out of Zach Wilson’s soul (I’m making a presumption here) with his comments. I’d note that the former’s career record was 62-63-4 That’s Eli Manning approved! and he tossed 173 TD’s and had 220 INT’s. If anyone can relate to shitty qb play…

To The Game!

Lions/Packers:

-Propage Alert! Maybe take the over on Sam Laporta’s 42.5 yds. He’s beat his number every week. And how about this Dontayvion Wicks and his 16.5? That’s over and done in one pass.

-Here’s two Love stats that I can’t square. His pass completion percentage is 53.1% and yet he’s sitting with a 7TD/1INT split. He must have gotten super lucky and that pick number has to rise. He’s not throwing catchable balls.

-There’s another thing going on as well-Lafleur is asking him to toss balls down the field and another statistical aberration becomes apparent. Green Bay opponents have been flagged for 154 yards worth of pass interference penalties. Dallas has the next best total and they’re at 76. The team after that is 54. Last year’s leader had 240 the entire year!

-Turn Around D?: The Lions D was near the bottom of the league last year but is in the middle of the pack (15th in pints allowed, 11th in yards yielded) after three weeks. I expect them to keep on improving.

-Detroit is 10-2 ATS vs their NFC North brethren recently.

Should be a good one.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Sup

bk109

The sky? Also, my BS-meter

Mr. Ayo

JP CRAWFORD! The ‘Ners live to disappoint until a later date.

SonOfSpam

Yes, I am watching Golden Bachelor. AMA.

Gumbygirl

Just make sure you don’t watch it for 4 hours.

SonOfSpam

The women are incredible, in that they are desperately throwing themselves at a 90 year old guy.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Are they all golddiggers? The twist will be that he’s actually only sixty and won’t be dying in the next three months like they’re all anticipating.

SonOfSpam

Nah, just desperate. Honestly I think he’s close to 70 and in good shape. Not coffin-ready.

Brick Meathook

William Clay Ford traded in the true “Continental Division” back to his family, and then bought the Detroit Lions franchise. They had just won an NFL Championship, yet never even got close again.

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fleshwound_NPG

monty is making the pack his rommel bitch

fleshwound_NPG

look at the bright side love, you padded your stats well in the 2nd half again

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Brick Meathook

Buddy Love exposed:

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fleshwound_NPG

that woman ref turns out is from jersey, which makes more sense as to funny stuff making the game closercomment image

Mr. Ayo

Can’t believe I’ve already lost my FF matchup this week. Stupid Montgomery and Sharkbait.

fleshwound_NPG

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Brick Meathook

A Montgomery Martini:

Vodka/Gin:vermouth in a 27:1 ratio. Serve chilled with garnish.

Sharkbait

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If it makes you feel better I’m getting Monty’d in another league.

Gumbygirl

Prevent offense.

Gumbygirl

Never mind!

fleshwound_NPG

lol they had to do that after the 0:00 debacle

Brick Meathook

Hey did you notice how one of the cheerleaders is dressed as referee?

I think that’s a wonderful tribute to the officiating crew.

SonOfSpam

And she keeps conferring with the ref for some reason.

Maybe getting his drink order?

Brick Meathook

They’re probably dating. This stuff happens in pro sports.

2Pack

Welp… gotta run… Bye bye cute little French brunette.

fleshwound_NPG

oh didnt know that sideline judge ref was french

fleshwound_NPG

nope, jersey italian! has to know the spread at all times

https://www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news/robin-delorenzo-nfl-down-judge/

2Pack

She can call me for holding all game.

Redshirt

Saying goodbye to us or the two Francophones getting their cable fixed?

Either way, that’s respect you don’t see nowadays.

SonOfSpam

Bye!

(how did he know I was a brunette)

Brick Meathook

2Pack we hardly knew ye

fleshwound_NPG

lol it was 0:00 gotta make this a close game, example #324

Col. Duke LaCross

Why would that shit not be reviewable?

SonOfSpam

I’m very happy no one reviews my shits.

WCS

I wouldn’t mind watching tape of some of mine.

SonOfSpam

FOUND THE GERMAN

2Pack

Wakes up. Heads downstairs for his pre run coffee. Turns on the game to see how it’s going.

Turns off the game. Watches titty movie instead.

ballsofsteelandfury

Do tell

2Pack

This is a weird French one with a 3 way in a car currently going on.

SonOfSpam

Love me some Citroen porn. Or even Opel.

Brick Meathook

Does he fix the cable?

2Pack

He’s fixing two French ladies right now.

Sharkbait

Sharing is caring

Brick Meathook

Some of those refs have Hochuli biceps, but one of em has big ol’ titties.

fleshwound_NPG

holy shit you aint kiddin

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Mr. Ayo

Indeed!

clint greasewood
WCS

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Spur

and here comes the Packer flags. Fuck that

jjfozz

Refs got the call from the Commish to make this a game. What bullshit.

fleshwound_NPG

“hands to the shoulder pad, 30 yard penalty, gotta make this a game.”

Brick Meathook

All around Detroit are restaurant signs saying “Coney Islands”

So I went to the oldest Coney Island place, Lafayette, which is right next to the second oldest one, American.

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So I had a Coney Island. It’s just a chili dog, but it was pretty good.

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Redshirt

In Cincinnati, putting cheese sauce on a chili dog would get you thrown into the nearest river/creek.

Brick Meathook

There’s no cheese sauce on it