Has everyone had just the bestest day?  Since I’m the only (living) Wolven Sort around (paging Warthog!), I knew y’all would have.  Talk about el beisbol if you want, but know that I will be quietly judging you for doing so.

Ballsy: And he will be not so quietly judging me for my proclivities.

Washington (-26.5) at Stanford (7:00, FS1)

Mighty big line, for a team who should have lost to Sparky last weekend.  But bad weeks happen in the JV-verse, just like the random good half that the Trees played to shock Colorado.  Since then, they’ve done the square root of fuckall.  Hippo just loves this Washington cheerleader pic, ok???

Ballsy: Boy, Stanford really dropped in quality, didn’t they?  I’m really curious as to what happened. Did they all of a sudden realize they had academic standards and forgot to tell the coach? Something really weird happened there… Also, I aim to please.

Tennessee (-3.5) at Kenfucky (7:00, ESPN)

Neither of these has any shot at the SEC East (which will be settled when Mizzou goes between the hedges next Saturday), but this could still be kind of watchable.

Ballsy: WCS will back me up on this since he’s all about geography: HOW THE FUCK is Mizzou in the SEC EAST???

/Looks at map

// Looks at SEC division standings

So I guess they didn’t want to split up the Alabama schools?

Pussies!

Ohio State, THEEEEEE (-14.5) at Wisconsin (7:30, NBC)

The Tree Nutz still have to get their offense right, despite having the player who really should (but won’t) win the Heisman (Marvin Harrison’s namesake kid).  Bucky Badger, on the other hand, will be happy to avoid the shutout.  As uncomfortable as it is, Hippo must root for tOSU to win out, as I don’t trust the B1G nor the NCAA to keep Lesser Harbs’ cheating arse home for the holidays.

Ballsy:  I like cheese curds. I also like Pam Poovey and she’s from Wisconsin

Colorado (+17) at UC-Los Angeles (7:30, ABC)

OK, fine.  I won’t ignore this completely, but I really have nothing to say.

Ballsy: No hatred for Chip Kelly?? No hate for Coach Prime?? WHERE THE HELL IS FOZZ WHEN YOU NEED HIM??

Oregon State (-3.5) at Arizona (10:30, ESPN)

Only one Raging Semi of a Tweaker option, but it could be quite tasty (as the line hints).  BEAR DOWN FOAR Midterms pretty much ruined Wazzu a few weeks ago.  Niiiiiiiiiice Beaver lost much of its national attention after an earlier loss to those same Cougars – but have been an absolute machine ever since.  Win this week, and that Very Last Civil War with Quack Attack could have massive implications for both.  Imagine all the rivalry fights November will bring, with realignment on the horizon!

Ballsy:  Teh Hippo brings up a really good point. You should absolutely be watching the Last Days of the PAC 12. Like senior year in high school, a lot of crazy shit will happen because people are leaving and no one gives a shit anymore.