AFL Beat 2024 – Round 1

I’m going to try a new format this year. Let’s see if it works.

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The Ladder

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The Results

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The Highlights

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Next Round’s Schedule

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Footy Tipping Contest

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Notes and Comments

I don’t think anyone would have guessed that the defending champion Collingwood Magpies would be 0-2 to start the year. That’s a huge surprise to me.

Hippo take note: Carlton is looking pretty pretty pretty good this year!

St. Kilda (although I do like St. Kinda Good) will be a tough team to play this year. Maybe Ross Lyon really is as good a coach as everyone says he is.

Your early leader of the competition is BFC and Lemonjello’s GWS Giants and it’s not close. They look the real deal. They should make finals and will probably get the Minor Premiership (regular season #1). Barring any injuries, of course.

They’ve announced details for the new team in Tasmania! As expected, the team is named the Tasmania Devils. If you want a founding membership, go here! I became a Founding Member as did BFC so you know all the cool kids are doing it!

Don’t forget to put the Footy Tips in! See you next week!

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