It is Monday, but not raining unfortunately. No Warhammer tonight as I totally forgot and also had a bunch of meetings and since I am working on becoming a stoned slacker for the rest of my life I had nothing ready. Meh, you get what you pay for.
I have a question about the song ” McCathur Park” – why the hell has it been covered more than one? Richard Harris, Waylon Jennings, Frank Sinatra, and so, so many more and none of them are good. So why? Ugh, the reason this hit me was listening to Waylon Jennings and hearing his version, and it sucked as well.
Well there is dirt football and ice football tonight I am pretty sure.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApaGxk2j0II
I’M NOT WEIRD, PEOPLE ROUGHLY 5 YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME RUINED WEIRD
https://youtu.be/OWBFKL6H7rI?feature=shared
I went to the NCAA Women’s Tournament, and a hockey game broke out.
EVERYTHING gotta be about the fucking leafs
Fleshwound became angry Canadian so fast we didn’t notice!
allegedly
Influencers ain’t got nothing on people using pirated versions of Flash in the late 90s
https://youtu.be/1A9EBq0Thy4?feature=shared
Seems like Geno has got the onset dementia. That short interview was…not comfortable.
I can’t believe the crap that young people use the internet for today. Don’t they know it should be used for HIGH CULTURE AND SCIENCE like this?
https://youtu.be/MvELT5aIo9A?feature=shared
LITERALLY have not seen this in 20 years
And is your life better for not having seen it? NO!
not seen it in 20 years, but had at least half of it memorized
SHIGGITTY SHIGGITTY SHWA
If these expression have left my speech I need them back. They say wow like French people!
My old-timey favorite.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7E0ot9iJm_k
Or maybe this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1LFIzTubkw
Double yes!
poor girl gettin destroyed https://bsky.app/profile/artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social/post/3kp4hn7pppb22
This one is a bit of a masterpiece
https://youtu.be/tK69HL8XI74?feature=shared
I mean, it’s pretty clearly a guy playing songs with a programmable keyboard and some quotes spliced in. Amazingly good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdDOxP4XtoU
same.
Announcer: “Starting for USC, Juju Watkins!”
Stephen Miller: “I’m cheering for UConn-USC has two Jews in their starting lineup.”
stephen miller: “those california liberals made a damn double-jew! and she’s black! can you SEE the bullshit wokeness, america!”
I am so happy that other Xennials put this shit on Youtube
https://youtu.be/MZs-d-TCwmk?feature=shared
You’re bringing me back to those days. They made a techno version out of almost anything!
WE NEED TO DO THIS AGAIN!
Ok…I’m gonna say 90% Balls has this one too?
https://youtu.be/APAMYUyc390?feature=shared
I wish
I’ll send you the mp3. Actually, I should just make a shared folder for all y’all
And Zym-wire was born
That would be cool!
“90% Balls” describes every party I went to in college.
PUT IN ANDREW HURLEY!!!
It’s sad that the urge to just remix whatever the fuck they could when electronic music started out eventually faded. This is only one of several Sesame street remixes. Going with the stoner version in tribute to our stoners here. Think I might go have a gummy myself!
https://youtu.be/JvZ4f_Pnk7M?feature=shared
Non-stoned version
https://youtu.be/5G_FZkZilqM?feature=shared
Oh man, I feel like Big Bird looks.
Well done that man!
Oh, and how the hell is Big Bird supposed to draw his Glock from that holster?
I don’t think too deeply on the anatomy of giant talking birds. They got their secrets, I got mine.
Some people would question LSU fouling down 11 with 49 seconds left, but a Kim Mulkey team never quits. They’ll be litigating this loss and finding missed points and fouls for months.
They should have petitioned the New York Supreme Court to cut the deficit down by 2/3.
“The loser goes home, the other goes to Cleveland!”
Sooo, you’re telling me that both teams are going to lose?
Devil, meet the deep blue sea*
*if this is Cleveland, the deep blue sea is on fire
Rebecca Lobo could use a half dozen milkshakes, stat.
I could as well, but that’s because I’m a disgusting pig.
Is she related to SHERIFF LOBO? – H Simpson
i had one of these as a kid…brother found one on ebay for xmas two years ago
Gotta love Thechno house remixes of popular Andrew Lloyd Weber musicals. THECHNO!
https://youtu.be/o0LfO8-tgEs?feature=shared
I know the mp3 is a compressed format, but wow it is so much better sound quality than Youtube. Also have this as ‘Harikari’ rather than ‘Harajuku’ in my filename. Guessing both are wrong. THECHNO!
Okay, this is crazy. I have this one too!
Did I download all my music from you on Napster?
Probably!
There are many?? I listened to the official broadway soundtrack way too much as a small chile (like 8-10) so an entire cd is a bit mind blowy
“this has been a well officiated game.”
I’ll take “Things Never True About A Women’s College Basketball Game” for $1400, Alex.
Kim Mulkey does not like that call!!!!
Mulkey desperately pleading with Mike Pence to make the right call.
IIRC, I bought this CD at a shop on South Street in Philly my Junior year in high school because some dude I only knew for the day and thought was cute recommended it. No idea what his name was or what happened to him, but he had good taste.
https://youtu.be/7NXMRVe0NRU?feature=shared
Rebecca Lobo: “She wanted a foul, but that’s not a foul.”
Replay: (LSU player hits Clark’s hand). -silence-
clark is gonna have her revenge
(pssst: but so will south carolina)
Too bad Darth Hoodie wasn’t cool enough to use this as a recruiting song
https://youtu.be/AFwbj0I3YB8?feature=shared
Scotchy! Your
hunting groundshome town is Kraft hockeyville for 2024!Don’t live there any longer but it’s so huge for the community. I played hockey at that arena when the town couldn’t afford a Zamboni. If a shoveler didn’t show up, players had to grab one and clear the ice during intermission.
Just figured out who Kim Mullkey looks like. Amy Sedaris as Jerri Blank from “Strangers With Candy”.
v
Well, she is a user and abuser of players, and if Iowa can just not do anything stupid over the next 4-5 minutes, Mulkey will be a loser as well.
Gumby’s football coach when we were in high school was a man naned Jerry Blank.
Named, for fuck’s sake!
Oh, so instead of doing anything productive about my unemployment inspired ennui, I’m gonna get drunk and listen to songs I enjoyed in my first couple years of college. I have them mostly on (free aka stolen) mp3 which I can’t share, so here’s hoping the porn remix of speed racer still exists on the internet somewhere!
Of course it does!
Speed Racer – Porn Remix (DJ Keoki Porn Version) (youtube.com)
https://youtu.be/W6I3r6cJfbA?feature=shared
Holy shit I have that on CD!
Gaddamn! Well done, past you who obtained that on CD!
Clark needs to drill one here from never never land.
that far enough?
There it is.
So, turns out searching for music by “Steel Porn Rhino” is filled with all the dangers you might suspect if you don’t use quotes. Humanity is disguisting.
https://youtu.be/-phNVnfyrD0?feature=shared
Allegedly
He looks like a Dwarven Battle Rhino! In a story I was just reading the Dwarves rode the rhinos into battle, they were the cavalry.
I don’t find it odd that a Dwarven Battle Rhino would also be a Steel Porn Rhino. Those seem like complementary careers!
Kim Mulkey hasn’t been this upset by poor executions since Ashlii Babbitt tried to climb through that window.
/tips hat to Scotchnaut
Ha! Quadruple-teaming Reese worked out that last possession.
At my high school, if you were to ever walk on the basketball court in “street shoes,” the freshman P.E. teacher (an old WWII marine and player on the 1940 NCAA champ team) would smack you in the head.
I can’t even imagine what old Mister Zimmer would do if he saw spiky high heels on his treasured court.
He would be shocked the women folk are even there!
Or trans ladies (who weigh more and wear higher heels, resulting in extreme point force on the gym floor)!
“There’s a broader audience than usual.”
Announcer Ryan Ruocco, far more correct than he intended
I’ve noticed the commercials for kitchen cleaning products.
by the way, dirt stillers are gahn 162-0
/WCS slowly wrapping bandana around wang
“Wish he had wrapped something on his wingwang some time ago!” – a certain Dutchess
If this score holds Mulkey can always go back to her first love: skinning Dalmatian puppies to make a coat.
Why do I feel the next game is just going to be a shit kicking as this one is so good.
I have no idea how good USC is but UConn is playing with about 6 healthy players. At some point that’s going to catch up to them.
Iowa has to get this lead as big as possible because you know LSU is going to come back.
*B1G
Kim Mulkey on the replay making the traveling motion to show what she was doing on Jan. 6.
Rumor has it she gave Ashley Babbit the best pre-game speech ever.
“Take the shot!”
“THIS COULD BE YOUR ONLY SHOT, YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT!!”
Maybe I should just move to Singapore. But no horses there. Anyway, my favorite Pogues song even though it makes me kinda cry
https://youtu.be/H_yeqe32n4I?feature=shared
I think Clark might be “feeling it” right now.
You have to pick Clark up on D at the locker room door.
She shot that from the Aurora Borealis in the kitchen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLHJRxh6K5s
Yinz kids these days, and thinking Iowa is new. They’ve always been this way. Always.
“Tales from the Midwest-The Most Boring Stories Ever Told. Stay tuned next week when we examine a funding bill for the building of two more bus stops in Dubuque.”
-WCS
…and that’s when the zoning commission meeting started.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BBhNkywMJY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abhlj4Pfftc
That was an awesome 1st half.
My pre-game notion was that Clark had score 35+ and someone else had to get to between 20-25 in order for Iowa to advance. It’s just barely tracking so far.
Mulkey’s Enraged Cleavage has the right idea-she’s crowding Clark so Iowa’s secondary scorer’s have to hit their three’s.
All of Mulkey’s ideas are from the right.
“I come from a long line of Mulkey’s” is something that no one has ever said/bragged about.
The NCAA has given the women the waterlogged balls to go with the randomly drawn 3-pt lines.
That’s nice.
This is a boat race. More scoring than an entire Hawkeyes Football season.
Iowa football and low scoring games: a tradition unlike any other.
https://twitter.com/SickosCommittee/status/1774803848923652224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh4zvQfDhi0
The only MacArther Park cover that matters.
I’ve mentioned it before but one year in high school we hosted a tourney and everyone’s warm-up music was MacArthur Park. It was on repeat all day Saturday.
I don’t know if I should plus one that or not.
I don’t want part of me to end up in the lake you “share” with others.
Gimme a +1 and I’ll show you how to hogtie a drifter behind a truck stop in three easy steps.
There are 194 recorded covers of the original song, for the love of the Morrigan, why??? And I agree.
To keep with Jurassic Park.
I have already started working on next week’s post, which will be about the Imperium’s Titans.
Love hearing about the Tits!
Albany NY can only mean one thing. Steamed Hams for everyone at halftime!
My best friend (the cellist) is from the Albany area, and I don’t know if I’ve ever made the steamed hams joke with her.
iowa runs the bel air academy offense AND the bel air academy defense
I think Stuelke has to have a 20+ point game in order to offset Reese’s production.