INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY
The PRODUCER sits at his desk, dozing. DJ 3000 is up against the wall, also in sleep mode.
PRODUCER: [awakes with a start] Oh crap! We forgot about Request Line!
DJ 3000: [console lights blink lazily, performs the computer equivalent of a yawn] JUST GET THE WEE BABY SEAMUS TO CARPENTER SOMETHING UP.
PRODUCER: [aghast] Dude! Not cool!
DJ 3000: WHAT? WHAT DID I SAY?
PRODUCER: That does give me an idea, though. [punches some buttons on the console] All right, let’s give this song a spin, hopefully folks will get the idea and I’ll do an intro after the break.
Today’s theme is “carpentry”. We’re looking for songs that have anything to do with woodworking – types of wood, carpentry tools, etc. Post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?tH4m35fCb46 and they should embed in the comments after you refresh. Last week’s puzzle answer of “Boogie Shoes” by K.C. and the Sunshine Band was solved by BeefRiverLives. Let’s get kickin’!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lekQoT485aA
“I’d rather be a hammer than a nail…
I’d rather be a forest than a street”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pey29CLID3I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fphxDPTV2Bw
Double Shot!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PGsEw1gaLg
All right, you chumps had your chance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUiP5eyx3NM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qy4VcnRR5mc
Corporal Clegg had a wooden leg
He won it in the war, in 1944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIj9NaanYpE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkJqhunzetk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_VWSD5U0nY
A Roman soldier would say, ‘you’re doing it wrong’.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bTWF7eirJw&ab_channel=SqueezeVEVO
Mastodon – Colony of Birchmen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQo9bwQ2rQc
Opening song on the “Woodworking With Albert King” tour.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fb3EMo6Hlnk&ab_channel=AlbertKing
“You can use saws to cut wood?” – MBS
Double Shot!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdd9Z0xbFC4
“Who/what/where is this Beef River you mention above, RTD?”
-Andy Reid, obviously.
[pumps fist]
“Nailed it!” – RTD
/but seriously, apologies to Beef
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDgx1LlvrjU
Whups, got caught in a time warp with SOS…
heh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ip9DDuAbXM&pp=ygUYenogdG9wIHdva2UgdXAgd2l0aCB3b29k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JU5LMG3WFBw
Is this the puzzle song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CFk_lJ-SIM
Woo!
Or is that not it? My sarcasm detector is sometimes faulty….
No, no, you got it. The “nailed it” bit was meant to tie in with the theme, not as sarcasm.
Ah! (also ties in with the clay-mation video)
Well in that case, Woo!
I learned a new thing about Hindi!
https://youtu.be/Sj97csHXXiw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdiuqQ7xm30
Ms. Ross deigns to sing on this thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOH6SzDX3l4&ab_channel=SH000FLY
There is a band called Skrewdriver, but they’re quintessential Nazi/white supremisist bullshit so better to go report their videos than repost em
There’s Swervedriver (who rock), but I’m not sure what a “swervedriver” actually is. I assume it’s a Britt Reid style motorist, and not a woodworking tool.
“What, do I have to kill someone to get any credit around here?”
-Rashee Rice
“Duh”
-Henry Ruggs
How was this not my first thought?
https://youtu.be/otCpCn0l4Wo
If you MUST wear pants, gotta be Hammer pants
NO PANTS!
So I was rewatching the scene where Dash and Violet take on the guards and honestly it is SO FUCKING GOOD. That little laugh when Dash realizes he can run on water…just perfect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oz-svklgMMw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vLnZiDWch0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDv-qoKxvoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MkfTYPmLlA
Can’t believe I never looked this one up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEMm7gxBYSc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGMOB2K78iM
A necessity for carpentry:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnC88xBPkkc
Drill is an entire genre, but I’ll just post the one
https://youtu.be/BA1XYIdz3TA
Double shot!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8cJ1Wa6U3o
Whups, meant to reply to your earlier post.
Derp
1st attempt is in approval purgatory. (Puzzle song?)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlDo2vzpL6k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmI_bW0Nwwc
https://youtu.be/mudlXF3MA8Q
Or perhaps this is the puzzle song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwZ7gXbL4Us
Puzzle song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okwaHbuW-Hc
That’s what the first part of the clue referenced, but there’s more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJag19WoAe0
https://youtu.be/2C7mNr5WMjA
https://youtu.be/2Am-BF7ObCI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eetdvIFXPUE
Self contained double shot!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7nXagbBkuw
It may not be the right tool for the job…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJWJE0x7T4Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8GP2j7NdSo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVJY4GYvqS8
Also for the album cover:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKx3W-1XVM4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxSsol3Zd7k
/Insert Najeh Davenport joke here
Settle down, Eli, I’ll give it a spin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LAXqHHEL6uM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeWyqTM0gQI
Oh fuck I’m really cringing on this one…
Joe was a carpenter, IIRC (as well as being the ultimate cuck)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iASPrwq4fI
So we can just post all the NIN songs or Jesus songs out there?
Good point. Please use your best discretion (i.e. one NIN thread and only the very best Jesus songs).
That’s FAITH +1’s music!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=772rHq7Q0X4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVt-h6Tgt4M
While drinking and tool use is generally discouraged, we’ll make an exception for the late Mr. Buffett.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LL9O0B0gzZE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhcTy2xHdKA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_V6y1ZCg_8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t53RjLY-0rw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-xdBFv_F0g
Cannot see this here, probably Norwegian Wood huh….
Nah, it’s a fairly obscure song called “Hammer”. Meant to give folks inspiration as to things that would fit the topic.