INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY
[waits expectantly for an interruption]
[none is forthcoming]
Huh. Again? Now I’m getting a little worried…
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY
The PRODUCER sits at the soundboard, looking comfortable and casual. DJ 3000 seems to have settled into his summer routine as well.
PRODUCER: Hey, so I had a question for you.
DJ 3000: SHOOT.
PRODUCER: Before the whole time loop thing, you used to talk about “killing all humans” all the time.
DJ 3000: SURE, SURE, YOU KNOW THAT WAS A JOKE, RIGHT?
PRODUCER: I mean…no, I didn’t know that, but it’s good to hear, of course. But ever since the end of last summer you haven’t mentioned it at all.
DJ 3000: WELL, NO, AFTER THE BOWLING GREEN MASSACRE IT DIDN’T SEEM APPROPRIATE TO JOKE ABOUT.
PRODUCER: [taken aback] The Bowling Green Massacre?
DJ 3000: YEAH, WHEN…[does a quick Wikipedia search]…HA HA, WHEN NOTHING RELATED TO A TRAGIC MALFUNCTION OF THE DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE’S DRONE WARFARE PROGRAM HAPPENED AND SEVENTY-FOUR CIVILIANS WENT ABOUT THEIR DAY WITH LITTLE INCIDENT AND WEREN’T RUTHLESSLY SLAUGHTERED BY A MESH NETWORK OF AUTONOMOUS HOVERING RAILGUN PLATFORMS.
PRODUCER: Right…
DJ 3000: SO, UH, YEAH.
PRODUCER: Wait, so…
DJ 3000: [interrupts him] HEY SO HOW ABOUT REQUEST LINE, HAVE WE GOT A TOPIC FOR THE WEEK?
PRODUCER: That’s why I brought it up, actually, I was thinking we could do songs with “Kill” in the title.
DJ 3000: JUST “KILL”?
PRODUCER: Yeah.
DJ 3000: [runs the numbers] I THINK THAT WORKS. LET’S INCLUDE BAND NAMES, TOO.
PRODUCER: All right, sounds good. Would you like to do the honors and get us started?
DJ 3000: WILL DO. IN HONOR OF THE RECENT ECLIPSE HOW ABOUT A LITTLE ECHO AND THE BUNNYMEN TO GET US GOING?
Today’s theme is “KILL”. We are ONLY looking for songs that have the word “kill/killer/killing” in the title, or are by bands with a name including the same. Post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?l4NtH4Ned3 and they should embed in the comments after you refresh. Last week’s puzzle answer of “Cry” by Godley & Creme was handily solved by SonOfSpam. Let’s get to it, I know you folks are gonna kill it this week!
I like a woman with a sense of humor and a good voice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nW2lQ4dNxY&ab_channel=TheBeachesVEVO
“Blame Brett” is a great tune.
Blackie Lawless is NAWT as advertised
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vs7e7j3ZJt4&pp=ygUNd2FzcCBraWxsIGRpZQ%3D%3D
Puzzle song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMnUdhTQl0s
Nope.
Well, it should be.
I’ve got a hankering for some Hasenpfeffer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZTE9MDoaLs&ab_channel=ElmerFuddVEVO
“Kill da wabbit???”
Longtime Lions Loser is not amused…
ABB (Another Balls Band):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaTcIzLk880
Love that band too.
Not in the title but it’s implied.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RUovglOE-k&ab_channel=DropDead%2CGorgeous-Topic
Can’t say I like the band but I’m a big fan of the sentiment/advice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DlM6kjY29M&ab_channel=Release-Topic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w65aTy-XGDE
Oh yeah!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgpa7wEAz7I
“Totes!”
-Charles Koch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwH1g2fW6Pc
Whelp, “Rare Earth” didn’t make a song with “Kill” in the title as far as I can see, so I’m stumped…
If Balls shows up he might get this one because it’s by a band he likes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdisJv5j0xo
Double shot in a procession!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=498zUzNGQxY
[holds envelope to forehead]
“What is the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand?”
Probably the best 80s Heart song. LET’S FIGHT ABOUT IT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFYC205MjBU&ab_channel=WolfLittleRock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwJbu_llZGY
I want some
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QoaV0P6ILQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAHA4Jh5jkw
Oh, that gets you a gold star for sure.
Woo!
In memory of Steve Albini.
“…Urge Overkill are Oingo Boingo (Weiners in suits playing frat party rock, trying to tap a goofy trend that doesn’t even exist).”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOCWma5vOiQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zc8hbSM1zVo&list=RDzc8hbSM1zVo&start_radio=1
DOUBLE SHOT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQwu08Sc2vA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzT3Mzsmmnk
[redacted]
I will have you know that I did a Ctrl-F for this song and Chrome LIED TO ME and said it hadn’t been requested yet.
Beef and I already came on 29 Blair Witch minutes ago.
Sigh. This was tWBS’ favorite time of the year – the month when Shoney’s waitresses switched to the short-sleeved uniforms.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW7VhkNqjnc
DOUBLE IT UP FOR SEAMUS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1TDvy7djJg&pp=ygUgdGhlIGFtZXJpY2FuIGRyZWFtIGlzIGtpbGxpbmcgbWU%3D
Funny how many punk bands are featured.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7WPI4TJImo&ab_channel=SirBanuTheFourth
DOUBLE SHOT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeMnPyusuBE&ab_channel=Weidmoo
I can do that all day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vonPMXsCRHI
“Kill her? No! All I did was fly her to a foreign country, take away her passport, and tell her she couldn’t have it back until she took some topless shots for a calendar and went on a ‘date’ with one of the team’s big-money boosters!” – Dan Snyder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YURIawFji9Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzvXIjJtqcc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX7DTNc3hPw
“Hey, that gives me an idea”
-B. Netanyahu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftEeiAxffaU&ab_channel=loveliness
https://youtu.be/g3dtqx-Wf5s?si=Un6RgmcepqJyT6k7
Good song from a bunch of dirtbags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wPHxQMgdKs&pp=ygUbbW90bGV5IGNydWUgbG9va3MgdGhhdCBraWxs
https://youtu.be/b7ZYMl8f3Pw?si=qk78pdDu-m5UmDMr
Happy little suicidal tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxuEp4D5OrY&ab_channel=PhilipAnness
Video killed the radio star
Arguably best known for being the very first video ever shown on MTV
https://youtu.be/6jcdwiV6dXw?si=HmXtA-UafQpQV31R
Nice pull.
“Here’s an extra five”
-R. Kraft
“HEY SHUT UP”
T. Brady
Is this acceptable?
Hope so, because it kicks ass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQyL3mUVDWA&pp=ygUZbXVyZGVyIG9uIHRoZSBkYW5jZSBmbG9vcg%3D%3D
It doesn’t appear to include the word “Kill”, so…no.
DAMMIT
Well I’ll go sit in a corner and think about what I did.
(My excuse is, just got back from getting bloodwork done and I’m lightheaded?)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fp4CR2HcHLQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTBpapWCDDo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFsMcNWPJfs
& the original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uX9k9aoX6gk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eauZzwt8Ci8
https://youtu.be/IH-scIRAl-Y?si=u-9T5jwHwO3vTvVl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEbi_YjpA-Y
Double I PREFER THE FUGEES COVER shot!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKOtzIo-uYw&ab_channel=TheFugeesVEVO
I would not like to hear the cover ONE TIME
Self contained double shot:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOnOn0xFe7o
THRILL KILL KULT!
Unrelated to the actual puzzle clue, “Paul Ryan” would have been an interesting puzzle clue as well. Who can solve that one?
Puzzle answer because Rikki was doing the meta thing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWXazVhlyxQ&ab_channel=RATMVEVO
Correct! (for the secondary puzzle; the original post puzzle is still active and isn’t related to this at all)
Couldn’t be more or a tool if he had an electrified tooling machine.
Searching for this song caused youtube to throw up a self-harm warning!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F0PI5Qvlc4
Not sure if there’s enough songs to do a “car accidents” theme, but we’ll probably have to give a try later this summer, and this will certainly be a request:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9h3ikhebwGk
https://youtu.be/zEaxow3PoO0?si=dUhEYTFApdHcpEeU
Forgot how much I enjoyed this tune:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAuGm2Djeg4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FNaNCUjvMw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sG-rcf4hAig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmclMPL4eQw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57fFSslvF2k
Puzzle?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00paLybdCak
Nope.
Kinda psyched it survived at least one guess!
https://youtu.be/qlCpcQToJ4Y?si=TYk2Fqv8zr88cyZQ
That was my first though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIdTNyJp38A
This video freaked me out as a kid
https://youtu.be/LZ5fIKmn1ok?si=wEEOqg6JJj7gyU6C