Request Line: All You Need Is Kill

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY

[waits expectantly for an interruption]

[none is forthcoming]

Huh.  Again?  Now I’m getting a little worried…

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY

The PRODUCER sits at the soundboard, looking comfortable and casual.  DJ 3000 seems to have settled into his summer routine as well.

PRODUCER: Hey, so I had a question for you.

DJ 3000: SHOOT.

PRODUCER: Before the whole time loop thing, you used to talk about “killing all humans” all the time.

DJ 3000: SURE, SURE, YOU KNOW THAT WAS A JOKE, RIGHT?

PRODUCER: I mean…no, I didn’t know that, but it’s good to hear, of course.  But ever since the end of last summer you haven’t mentioned it at all.

DJ 3000: WELL, NO, AFTER THE BOWLING GREEN MASSACRE IT DIDN’T SEEM APPROPRIATE TO JOKE ABOUT.

PRODUCER: [taken aback] The Bowling Green Massacre?

DJ 3000: YEAH, WHEN…[does a quick Wikipedia search]…HA HA, WHEN NOTHING RELATED TO A TRAGIC MALFUNCTION OF THE DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE’S DRONE WARFARE PROGRAM HAPPENED AND SEVENTY-FOUR CIVILIANS WENT ABOUT THEIR DAY WITH LITTLE INCIDENT AND WEREN’T RUTHLESSLY SLAUGHTERED BY A MESH NETWORK OF AUTONOMOUS HOVERING RAILGUN PLATFORMS.

PRODUCER: Right…

DJ 3000: SO, UH, YEAH.

PRODUCER: Wait, so…

DJ 3000: [interrupts him] HEY SO HOW ABOUT REQUEST LINE, HAVE WE GOT A TOPIC FOR THE WEEK?

PRODUCER: That’s why I brought it up, actually, I was thinking we could do songs with “Kill” in the title.

DJ 3000: JUST “KILL”?

PRODUCER: Yeah.

DJ 3000: [runs the numbers] I THINK THAT WORKS.  LET’S INCLUDE BAND NAMES, TOO.

PRODUCER: All right, sounds good.  Would you like to do the honors and get us started?

DJ 3000: WILL DO.  IN HONOR OF THE RECENT ECLIPSE HOW ABOUT A LITTLE ECHO AND THE BUNNYMEN TO GET US GOING?

Today’s theme is “KILL”.  We are ONLY looking for songs that have the word “kill/killer/killing” in the title, or are by bands with a name including the same.  Post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?l4NtH4Ned3 and they should embed in the comments after you refresh.  Last week’s puzzle answer of “Cry” by Godley & Creme was handily solved by SonOfSpam.  Let’s get to it, I know you folks are gonna kill it this week!

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scotchnaut

I like a woman with a sense of humor and a good voice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nW2lQ4dNxY&ab_channel=TheBeachesVEVO

SonOfSpam
BeefReeferLives
BeefReeferLives

Well, it should be.

scotchnaut

I’ve got a hankering for some Hasenpfeffer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZTE9MDoaLs&ab_channel=ElmerFuddVEVO

BeefReeferLives

“Kill da wabbit???”

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Longtime Lions Loser is not amused…

King Hippo
yeah right

Love that band too.

scotchnaut
scotchnaut

Can’t say I like the band but I’m a big fan of the sentiment/advice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DlM6kjY29M&ab_channel=Release-Topic

BeefReeferLives
yeah right
BeefReeferLives

“Totes!”
-Charles Koch

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BeefReeferLives

Whelp, “Rare Earth” didn’t make a song with “Kill” in the title as far as I can see, so I’m stumped…

King Hippo

Double shot in a procession!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=498zUzNGQxY

SonOfSpam

Probably the best 80s Heart song. LET’S FIGHT ABOUT IT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFYC205MjBU&ab_channel=WolfLittleRock

DJ TAJ
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BeefReeferLives

Woo!

BugEyedBoo

In memory of Steve Albini.

“…Urge Overkill are Oingo Boingo (Weiners in suits playing frat party rock, trying to tap a goofy trend that doesn’t even exist).”

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SonOfSpam

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scotchnaut

Beef and I already came on 29 Blair Witch minutes ago.

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yeah right
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SonOfSpam

“Hey, that gives me an idea”

-B. Netanyahu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftEeiAxffaU&ab_channel=loveliness

SonOfSpam
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Brocky

Video killed the radio star

Arguably best known for being the very first video ever shown on MTV

https://youtu.be/6jcdwiV6dXw?si=HmXtA-UafQpQV31R

SonOfSpam

“Here’s an extra five”

-R. Kraft

“HEY SHUT UP”

T. Brady

SonOfSpam
SonOfSpam

DAMMIT

Well I’ll go sit in a corner and think about what I did.

(My excuse is, just got back from getting bloodwork done and I’m lightheaded?)

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scotchnaut
SonOfSpam

I would not like to hear the cover ONE TIME

BeefReeferLives

Self contained double shot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOnOn0xFe7o

scotchnaut

Puzzle answer because Rikki was doing the meta thing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWXazVhlyxQ&ab_channel=RATMVEVO

SonOfSpam

Couldn’t be more or a tool if he had an electrified tooling machine.

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Brocky

That was my first though

Brocky

This video freaked me out as a kid

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