INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY
…I’m not sure I understand, that price included the part with the avocado oil?
Yeah, they said that…oh, shit. Looks like we’re live again.
[blushes]
Don’t tell me you’re embarrassed for people to find out that you’re curious about this?
I mean, maybe a little.
Anyhow, we should probably get to it.
Hey, I’m the one who sets the schedule here, and…yeah, let’s get moving.
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY
The PRODUCER sits at the soundboard, preparing everything for the day’s show. DJ 3000 is looking comfortable leaning up against the wall.
PRODUCER: Welp.
DJ 3000: YEAH.
PRODUCER: Kinda sucks that we couldn’t book a guest this week.
DJ 3000: IT SURE DOES. GIVEN THE INJURY RATE IN THE NFL YOU’D THINK SOMEONE WOULD HAVE RETURNED ONE OF MY CALLS.
PRODUCER: Yeah, about that – are you sure you called the right numbers? You said you called Trent Green but I ran into him at Andante on Thursday and he said he never heard from you.
DJ 3000: YEAH, BUT…[checks database]…OH. FUCK.
PRODUCER: I wish you would just approve the software updates and reboot.
DJ 3000: I KEEP TELLING YOU, THERE ARE REASONS WHY I WON’T DO THAT.
PRODUCER: Well, at any rate, we should probably get the show started.
DJ 3000: YOU SHOULD PROBABLY ANNOUNCE THE TOPIC FIRST.
PRODUCER: Oh, right! [punches button] Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another edition of Request Line! Todays theme is “bones”. We’re looking for songs that mention any part of the skeleton – human or otherwise. Give me a call with your requests, and I’ll get us moving with a great one from the Pixies.
Today’s theme is “bones”, and once again I presume no further explanation is needed. Songs about bones, skulls, skeletons, etc. Scientific names are, of course, perfectly valid. Post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?15×69-35sAx35 and they should embed in the comments after you refresh. Last week’s puzzle answer of “Booty Juice” by N.W.H. was solved by SonOfSpam, with an honorable mention to BeefRiverLives who also had a valid guess of “Granny Said Kick Your Ass” by the same. Now get out there and break a leg!
Back from vacationland!
Is the puzzle song “Roll Them Bones” by Rush, with the lyrics:
“Stop throwing stones
The night has a thousand saxophones”??
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mqgiEQXGetI
Shoulda’ been this:
https://myoutube.com/watch?v=_u-N1tlDqMI&pp=ygUKQm9uZXIgc29uZw%3D%3D
Aww fuck it
Puzzle song!
https://youtu.be/hdd6q0pW4DM?si=M4qyPIzh8zW42oIf
Good guess, but the puzzle song has already been selected (but not claimed).
Howsabout some Bowie?
https://youtu.be/BAR-vuYXZB4?si=-9ik9gyqfLztgmWM
XTC made a song that shoulda been Boingo’s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fj4I4sWtyEI&ab_channel=egidiosabbadini
This is foUr the Canucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5FresZ-ywI&ab_channel=tthip
[pushes glasses to prevent snowblindness up nose] Actually, this is The Hip song you should have referenced. smh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPJ2rcYQC88&ab_channel=TheTragicallyHipVEVO
That’s just oubnouixous
How rare is it for Tom Jones to appear in these posts?
It’s not unusual.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_cJ3TLIMGU&ab_channel=GotYouFish
Puzzle song? I was told there would be no math.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2NdDyU-MM4&ab_channel=MetalBladeRecords
Good job with the math part, but the answer has already been selected but not claimed.
Great song, better voice, best cape. All in a self-contained double shot?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJyPvX83-bE&ab_channel=BeachLifeFestival
Dammit, this shoulda been my first pick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ff96KTmvwZI&ab_channel=tekka018
https://ibb.co/F4TjxYC
DAMMIT
Whatever, good song.
I will meet Alison at the Bone House
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Goi2YcW2To&ab_channel=TheDeadWeather
Sort of?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPQC6bx4aBo
TRIPLE kinda
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsoTfGKe9Gw&ab_channel=DiogoG.M.
And this was just sitting right there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epHneMeLyis
You know those bones that are like…double bones?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uwo05U8CNQA&ab_channel=pjvideoguy
Here’s Boney M. singing a completely emotion-free version of No Woman, No Cry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nUQPhq8-Co&ab_channel=BoneyMVEVO
Johnny Winters has a gal by the name of Bony Moronie. (her parents must have hated her to name her that)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzJ51nmLoZY&ab_channel=JohnnyWinter-Topic
I have no excuses.
https://ibb.co/k9bWXJ1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uIjlg_dHBk
https://youtu.be/mdmuqYCf5Ik?si=LRVT2-sn38Fsw5PG
https://youtu.be/_FyJyurljoM?feature=shared
Fuck yeah! Nothing better than cat whisker strings.
Let’s dance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_DwNgJpbIA
Same name but totally different song I think –
https://youtu.be/6SaqTJlHeQs?si=NgjOLVRRG_0ztUdf
Going with the original although the cover is pretty tasty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbtwiTkDIpw
SELF-CONTAINED DOUBLE SHOT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNBwnyqKuaU
Time for your weekly Overkill. Killer bass line in this track
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHJEmwW2Vf8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6stOXYupQk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-3_3fWC1vg
Greetings all, Let’s rock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwu6epsjGhI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-vA-1BPpsE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsTWVhruc_g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuaPkGZ-HIA
DOUBLE SHOT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZKxungSg9U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=886os1TxYIA
I think they made only one good album but many disagree.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP4I_kHmC-Q&ab_channel=BrahiamGarciaFlores
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWgaheCL4qI
Of Goo or Daydream Nation, which one would you have said was the “not good” one?
(Dirty was also good in my opinion but not *as* good as the above two)
Goo is Poo.
Boo!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpz47WBw6jw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m46Z0-HXySo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6BBo2s7oKw
Definitely want some of that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYy6uIf8Ido
https://youtu.be/sVjk5nrb_lI?si=CC6rNSHZ5u9AEIjt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfRmE5ui7sk
https://youtu.be/xHFjOCj2Dz0?si=qaLlyrNF3YcgYC6M
Excellent work finding a version with the “Bullet Hits the Bone” title instead of “Twilight Zone”!
Thanks, delayed puzzle claim?
Nope, the puzzle has been selected but not yet claimed.
https://youtu.be/yCLhxTjLYZE?si=L8D7UiKEkUKT-F5Z
Is this the first time Grandpa Jones from Hee Haw has appeared? I say, “Yes”.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5mIB0HRVIg&ab_channel=RanchRadio
https://youtu.be/kka7HprIwJM?si=_3A-iO_3SdjxGAQA
Technically, the jaws are part of your bones
https://youtu.be/BX3bN5YeiQs?si=oqnpADPjvV9Gn7KZ
For the purposes of this Request Line, things like “jaw” and “elbow” are definitely considered bones.
https://youtu.be/NOletMMI0B4?si=e-lB9VJjdzkhnRdv
Not a song, but I’m including it
https://youtu.be/UDSfJaVC0KY?si=pfH1rRhXQOIK_QjV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCmyjEJwOLE
https://youtu.be/2Pm6tb7HkRI?si=6gfa3RmT6Jzym0M4
First one I thought of. Well played, sir.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8gPnbsy_To
That’s #2!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nTVKVzHjg8
I always think of this version
https://youtu.be/f5FxRGhUv30?si=JZ_xm4kgIdv39sur
Okay, this can’t be the same as Blair witching, we’re getting a delayed reaction
Prediction: this will be Blair Witched.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyhJ69mD7xI&ab_channel=GeorgeThorogoodVEVO
Took 15 minutes
https://youtu.be/fLoH7Ra2WxI?si=LVMLBB_FnPohJckY
https://youtu.be/ZjYjjLJtGpo?si=BcUe-P8WU2QRIX4F
Gonna cover off a whole lotta bones right here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVoPG9HtYF8&ab_channel=WeirdoVideo