Monday Night Open Thread – Soon, so soon

First off, only 2 more nights till Thursday Night Football (or a reasonable facsimile thereof) and soon we will be on to Monday Night Game Threads.  Actually excited for the start of the season for some reason, maybe taking part in fantasy football is helping me regain interest, even if I will probably be tied for dead last.

Don’t really have much to say so will try and experiment, I will take a 3 deep pulls from the vape, wait 20 minutes and then complete the post.  I apologize in advance if my ramblings accidentally summon an Old One.

Decided to watch a movie – 65, Kylo Ren vs. Dinosaurs which would actually have made a better Star Wars movie than any of the last 3.

Heart tugging intro scene, sick child so dad has to take a job.  Ship go down.

Fuck this is darker than I expected.  Could humanoids really breathe the air on earth 65 million years ago?  Wasn’t one of the reasons the dinosaurs could get so big was because of the oxygen content was much higher at the time, also allowed for insects to reach nightmarish proportions.

Ah, monster designer is not a fan of the feathered dinos theory.  Dumbass.  Makes total sense to me.

Gonna end here.  There should be more Olympics tonight.  Or watch 65, I may be stoned, but it is still no where as bad as I feared it would be.  You can almost lay out the plot as you go along so formulaic but fun.

I give it 3 bong hits, with a 10mg edible as a side.

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Mid 50's geek/nerd, avid reader of Science Fiction and Fantasy, manga, Chinese Web novels, and British mysteries, cult movies are my thing (have you seen Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter?)
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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Okay, that’s pretty funny.

Unsurprised

It’s weird to watch Son-in-Law and realize I’m probably the same age as the parents were in this movie. I also forgot the mom is the mom from The Wonder Years and Paulie Shore gropes her accidentally.

Unsurprised

The banner motto is also inscribed on John McCain’s tombstone.

Mr. Ayo
SonOfSpam

Ew. DeShaun Bad Touch or Drake Maybe.

2Pack

Evening folks

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WCS

We’ve been so chaotic and disjointed last few nights, I can’t even loiter here until my “Friday.” Guess that means I’ve got a few days pent up.

ballsofsteelandfury

I may be the only one here that watched the surfing semifinals and finals but that was some good shit!

That women’s final was SO CLOSE!

Tatiana Weston-Webb caught the last wave and needed a 4.68 to win.

After a LONG wait after time was up, the judges gave her a 4.5 even though she did all she could with that wave.

Caroline Marks wins the gold for the US and this observer says the fact she wore a bottom that showcased her butt gave her that extra edge that enabled her to get the gold.

rockingdog

Caroline Marks is Rockingggg! 🏄🏼‍♀️

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I went and did some *real* surfing (in 1-3 ft poor form waves that stopped even being rideable within the first half hour) instead.

2Pack

Ladies can never be wrong when they showcase some butt.

WCS

Patton Oswalt sighting.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I was pretty mesmerized by his printer.

Brocky

RFK jr. once believed that water polo was played with horses wearing scuba gear

WCS

You laugh, but wait till the Bearcats hire him in 2026.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Comics for Kamala going on right now. Free comedy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR4RYgtWE0U

Horatio Cornblower

What time does Dennis Miller go on?

SonOfSpam

Right after the fifth Duke of Marbury gets his wig powdered by a girl that looks suspiciously like St. Agnes after she was told she was the illegitimate daughter of Eva Peron’s manicurist

/smirks assholerishly

rockingdog

Ed Helms! Ben Stiller!! Whoppie Goldberg! Kathryn Hahn! Cesilie Strong!
PATTON OSWALT!!!
Max Greenfield! Keegan Michael-Key!!!!
Tim Heideker!!! OMG!!!
Danny Zucker!

That’s Rockingggg!!!

rockingdog

Found a funny:

There is literally no news story that I would not believe about RFK Jr.

“RFK Jr. pushed a woman out of a hot air balloon.” Sounds plausible.

“RFK Jr. traveled to Madagascar searching for the penguins from the Dreamworks movie.” Could see it.

“RFK Jr. attacked a horse with a mallet.” Of course.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It is actually 100% possible that he got that brain worm parasite from eating bear meat.

Senor Weaselo

It’s insane that there are TWO presidential candidates firmly in the Tyson Zone.

Redshirt

“RFK Jr. took a gap year before college so he could backpack around England in the hopes of finding Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory so he could eat a Oompa Loompa alive.”

WCS

No, this happened in 1987 AND again in 1991.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

For those wondering why he went to college twice it’s because he forgot that he’d already been. Once he was into his sophomore year things started feeling eerily familiar but he thought it was just deja vu from a dream he’d had.

SonOfSpam

“RFK Jr. fucked a rattan lawn chair” I mean it was a party

Gumbygirl

RFK Jr. killed JFK and RFK Sr. Wake the fuck up, sheeple!

SonOfSpam

Only because the MMR vaccine stands for Murder Making Robot

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

You turned it off? Aw! You need to watch at least until you get to the scene where she saves the dinosaur baby with the giant doe eyes! Note: SPOILERS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6fraRq0LhY

Game Time Decision

Watch out for Blue