First off, only 2 more nights till Thursday Night Football (or a reasonable facsimile thereof) and soon we will be on to Monday Night Game Threads. Actually excited for the start of the season for some reason, maybe taking part in fantasy football is helping me regain interest, even if I will probably be tied for dead last.
Don’t really have much to say so will try and experiment, I will take a 3 deep pulls from the vape, wait 20 minutes and then complete the post. I apologize in advance if my ramblings accidentally summon an Old One.
Decided to watch a movie – 65, Kylo Ren vs. Dinosaurs which would actually have made a better Star Wars movie than any of the last 3.
Heart tugging intro scene, sick child so dad has to take a job. Ship go down.
Fuck this is darker than I expected. Could humanoids really breathe the air on earth 65 million years ago? Wasn’t one of the reasons the dinosaurs could get so big was because of the oxygen content was much higher at the time, also allowed for insects to reach nightmarish proportions.
Ah, monster designer is not a fan of the feathered dinos theory. Dumbass. Makes total sense to me.
Gonna end here. There should be more Olympics tonight. Or watch 65, I may be stoned, but it is still no where as bad as I feared it would be. You can almost lay out the plot as you go along so formulaic but fun.
I give it 3 bong hits, with a 10mg edible as a side.
https://x.com/aliarikan/status/1820658153412763669#m
Okay, that’s pretty funny.
It’s weird to watch Son-in-Law and realize I’m probably the same age as the parents were in this movie. I also forgot the mom is the mom from The Wonder Years and Paulie Shore gropes her accidentally.
The banner motto is also inscribed on John McCain’s tombstone.
SMRT!
https://twitter.com/NBCS49ers/status/1820648828678381776
Ew. DeShaun Bad Touch or Drake Maybe.
Evening folks
We’ve been so chaotic and disjointed last few nights, I can’t even loiter here until my “Friday.” Guess that means I’ve got a few days pent up.
I may be the only one here that watched the surfing semifinals and finals but that was some good shit!
That women’s final was SO CLOSE!
Tatiana Weston-Webb caught the last wave and needed a 4.68 to win.
After a LONG wait after time was up, the judges gave her a 4.5 even though she did all she could with that wave.
Caroline Marks wins the gold for the US and this observer says the fact she wore a bottom that showcased her butt gave her that extra edge that enabled her to get the gold.
Caroline Marks is Rockingggg! 🏄🏼♀️
I went and did some *real* surfing (in 1-3 ft poor form waves that stopped even being rideable within the first half hour) instead.
Ladies can never be wrong when they showcase some butt.
Patton Oswalt sighting.
I was pretty mesmerized by his printer.
RFK jr. once believed that water polo was played with horses wearing scuba gear
https://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/jim-harbaugh-denies-knowing-participating-in-michigans-alleged-sign-stealing-scheme-i-do-not-apologize/
(stares at Slow Cooker filled with Michigan Schadenfreude)
“Soon.”
You laugh, but wait till the Bearcats hire him in 2026.
Comics for Kamala going on right now. Free comedy!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YR4RYgtWE0U
What time does Dennis Miller go on?
Right after the fifth Duke of Marbury gets his wig powdered by a girl that looks suspiciously like St. Agnes after she was told she was the illegitimate daughter of Eva Peron’s manicurist
/smirks assholerishly
Ed Helms! Ben Stiller!! Whoppie Goldberg! Kathryn Hahn! Cesilie Strong!
PATTON OSWALT!!!
Max Greenfield! Keegan Michael-Key!!!!
Tim Heideker!!! OMG!!!
Danny Zucker!
That’s Rockingggg!!!
Found a funny:
There is literally no news story that I would not believe about RFK Jr.
“RFK Jr. pushed a woman out of a hot air balloon.” Sounds plausible.
“RFK Jr. traveled to Madagascar searching for the penguins from the Dreamworks movie.” Could see it.
“RFK Jr. attacked a horse with a mallet.” Of course.
It is actually 100% possible that he got that brain worm parasite from eating bear meat.
It’s insane that there are TWO presidential candidates firmly in the Tyson Zone.
“RFK Jr. took a gap year before college so he could backpack around England in the hopes of finding Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory so he could eat a Oompa Loompa alive.”
No, this happened in 1987 AND again in 1991.
For those wondering why he went to college twice it’s because he forgot that he’d already been. Once he was into his sophomore year things started feeling eerily familiar but he thought it was just deja vu from a dream he’d had.
“RFK Jr. fucked a rattan lawn chair” I mean it was a party
RFK Jr. killed JFK and RFK Sr. Wake the fuck up, sheeple!
Only because the MMR vaccine stands for Murder Making Robot
You turned it off? Aw! You need to watch at least until you get to the scene where she saves the dinosaur baby with the giant doe eyes! Note: SPOILERS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6fraRq0LhY
I meant end the post.
Watch out for Blue