Hello Fall. It seemed like a switch flipped and the temperature dropped to mid 60s during the days in the last week or so. We haven’t done the stereotypical Fall in New England apple picking activity (yet), but some friends of ours did, and they came over for a football cookout last weekend and brought us over a shit ton of apples. Even after eating a lot of them, either straight up or in apple cake form, we have a bunch we need to go through. Why not drink them? I decided to get a little creative and experiment with the apples and some ingredients in the bar:
1 half small apple, chopped (reserve one slice for garnish)
2oz. Rye
.5 oz allspice dram
.25 oz. Fresh lemon juice
Cinnamon sugar for muddling and garnish
Add some cinnamon and sugar to a shaker. Add the chopped apple and muddle. Add rye, lemon juice and allspice. Add ice and shake. Double strain into a rocks glass with a giant ice cube. Pour some cinnamon sugar over the single apple slice. Using a kitchen torch (if available) caramelize the cinnamon and sugar on the apple slice. Add to the top of the ice cube in the glass.
This has a very sweet and dessert like aroma with the caramelized cinnamon and sugar the apple slice. It’s rather pleasant. It’s very seasonal and gets you in a nice frame of mind before you even have a sip.
Speaking of, this is a pretty good concoction. It’s smooth, and strong up front. The rye flavors come through very well, but the intensity is toned down. The allspice and apple flavors see to that. The allspice is a good addition as well. The flavor profile goes excellent with apples as one would expect with allspice. In a test run I did about thirty seconds ago, I added a full ounce, but Mrs. Sharkbait and I determined that was a bit too much. Allspice does go a long way and can be too much. We determined that a half ounce is a perfect amount. I also was waffling on adding lemon juice or bitters as the final ingredient. I tried lemon juice first and didn’t even need to try bitters. Lemon juice is clearly the right choice. The bright citrus notes are very subtle, but they also help contain the allspice from going too far. The finish is a nice mixture of all the different flavors, with the rye leading the way just as it did at the start. It is very refreshing and a great drink for early Fall.
I absolutely would make this again. One note though, I would double strain it next time. I get little bits of muddled apple that came through the hawthorne strainer. I mean it’s not a significant amount and I don’t really mind, but it’s something I’d want to strain out for next time, especially if I’m serving it to others.
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New Cult song!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx9SVAtMkJM&ab_channel=TheCureVEVO
Robert Smith is doing a helluva job recapturing my teenage angst 35 years on.
Yes, he does that better than anyone.
I like it. Intro is a bit long, but his voice sounds amazing.
TIL two things-
-Vince Carter only made an All Star game eight times in a 22 year career-I’d have guessed at least 10 times.
-Andy Sidaris (yes, that Andy Sidaris) while directing college football games, was the first one to seek out pretty girls in the stands and focus in on them while there were breaks in the action
Woulda thought it was a Musberger thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Pj2zV5FdYU&ab_channel=JenniferSterger
Enablers never get any credit, smh…
I always think of this gif
He was a LEGEND!
Gentlemen, I am in one of mankind’s most feared social situations:
At a wedding, by myself, where I hardly know anyone not in the wedding party
The alcohol, is not one of my preferred spirits
I’m going to ask the important question: Are you wearing red and black?
the boy’s a tiiiiiimmmmme booooommmmmb!
My grandmother did have a red Cadillac
THERE YOU GO. Mighty humble of you not to tell us they’s was a ska song from the 90s about ya.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvIBOlyAViU&pp=ygUQcmFuY2lkIHRpbWUgYm9tYg%3D%3D
Still can’t believe nobody got the Ruby Soho puzzle.
Yeah, we suck. I still like the song Brad Logan because he shouts out Anaheim Hills. WOO GANGSTA PLACE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc_0AZsbQ2Q&ab_channel=Vi
You know it.
Actually my second wedding this month, but it’s different social circles
Helene penetration map (this is actually real – not a photoshop)
giggity
I dig
Check this out!
https://youtu.be/Dp6PtOWQWZc?si=W9Ei5TMA0OdXuPE-
That’s very well done. Too bad it won’t reach anyone who needs it.
BUT STILL it’s good.
Bought this t-shirt for the Dr. Mrs., and she’s literally wearing it right now while traveling to Vancouver.
(and in case anybody missed the subtext, I CALL THIS GUY RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY MACCAULAY CULKIN ON CHRISTMAS EVE BECAUSE HE IS HOME ALONE TONIGHT.)
I had bachelor time this week too, and…it’s not as fun when you’re old.
Well that ain’t good!
holy shit, and that bit of highway is an absolute white-knuckle nightmare in the best of times…
Driving that stretch at maybe 8 a.m., possibly still semi-drunk on the Asheville-Vegas leg of a cross-country drive with a college friend was possibly the most dangerous driving I have ever done in my entire life.
You deserve a Lifetime Drunk Driving Achievement Award for that! Seriously impressive (with the caveats that we all know better than to do that now that we’re not in our 20s anymore).
Oh, also, it was raining.
Such a dumb thing to do. Though the alcohol part was just residual from the previous evening.
“Well, there’s your problem.”
-Government contractor, gesturing towards collapsed road and thinking about getting an estimate done sometime in 2026
“Edie Brickell predicted this way back in 1989!”
-Somebody’s nephew, who is really digging ‘older’ music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgpF5VjWO34&ab_channel=herbodi15
Meal Team Six
I’d suggest they be arrested or sued or something but if it went as far as trial they’d only end up in front of a jury of their peers.
At least we can all but guarantee they weren’t at the Capitol on January 6th. They’d see the steps up to the entrance and go to Cracker Barrel to watch the coverage.
I saw it Sunday? Monday? At this point I’m pretty sure it’s AI-generated. Those signs and that cup are all messed up in the ways that AI messes stuff like that up. But Meal Team Six is a thing. I saw some old guy that looked a lot like that carrying a Glock at Costco.
Shit like that makes my hair stand on end – dude or dudette that goes strapped to Costco is just dumb enough to pull it out and start shooting at suspected shoplifters, or at people a little too paper-bag colored for his tastes.
Ex:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXrOYuv11vs
“Off-duty security officer” kills a kid returning an airsoft gun to Big 5.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-34469295
Lady shoots at suspected shoplifter at Home Depot.
We’ve had that one before.
Is this creation worthy of a canine name? Golden Retriever? Yellow Lab?
I think so. Theres something there for sure
The I-40 corridor in North Carolina is now technically a canal, but Climate Change is still a theory and only that.
So many more riverfront properties!
It’s not a “theory”, it’s a CHINESE HOAX.
My drink this morning: Blue Gatorade Zero
Could probably put some Curacao and rum in it…
Can’t drink all day unless you start in the morning
What goes with Diet Pepsi?
Eh, I’ll just do krokodil.
As usual I’m late to the party, but gatorwine is a thing. Half light blue gatorade, half cheap red wine.
My sophisticated drink – coffee and Trader Joe’s Pumpkin Spice Cream. Top with whipped cream. Had that during the Cowboys/Ravens game. If you can stand pumpkin spice it was aggressively okay.