Well, there was more scoring in that London game than I expected. (typing this at the 10-7 mark, Woo! Brian Thomas Jr!) Let’s see what’s on offer in the first slate-
To The Games!
Seahawks/Falcons:
Here’s two teams headed in opposite directions. Seattle started fast and were a bit of a surprise and now they’ve come back to earth. Atlanta lost their first two but now look half-decent. They’ve got a shit ton of talent at the skill spots and an underrated run D. They’re my pick for the NFC South, Baker be damned.
Titans/Bills:
What’s worse, three consecutive road games or coming home to Buffalo? I kid, I kid. They came awfully close to 3-3 but escaped against the Jets and should cruise here. (Don T waits patiently for the draft)
Bengals/Browns:
You’ve worked your ass off-countless hours in the gym and on the field. You excelled at every level and managed to be one of the lucky few to get drafted into the NFL. And now you find yourself led by the animated husk of a quarterback that is stealing tens of millions of dollars and goes by the name of Deshaun Watson. Welcome to Cleveland, kid.
Texans/Packers:
Respectively these are the 6th and 4th-best offenses so we might just get some fireworks here. Love is playing lights-out having thrown for 12 TD’s in his four starts. He’ll have to keep an eye out for DE Anderson though-he had 8 tackles, three sacks and a deflected pass last week.
Fins/Colts:
QB Richardson is back! Is that the best news though? It feels like Miami is just biding time until Tua clears his head. For a guy that gets criticized so heavily at times, his team seems rudderless without him.
Lions/Vikes:
Now this here is a slobberknocker! (I hope) It’s hard to tell whether the defenses or offenses will have their way today but I’ve learned that Brian Flores is not to be messed with. Minny is forced to say through gritted teeth, “In Darnold we trust”. Fingers crossed he keeps it going.
Eagles/Giants:
I won’t bother you with SAQUON’S BIG NARRATIVE! New York is facing an uphill battle but at least they’ve got Nabers back. He’ll likely have to go for 150 and a few scores to make this game competitive. Superstar o-lineman Andrew Thomas is gone so Dimes is going to be even more skittish than usual.
You do you in the comments.
Bengals FS and SS took each other out
Tim Boyle is a QB. Tim Boyle is a professional. Tim Boyle is not both. Holy shit
UConn product Tim Boyle.
(pretty sure he transferred out and finished somewhere else)
You can take the QB out of UConn. . .
Emergency QB in at Cleveland!
Gonna go walk down the street to watch the Commies game.
if Colts want more points theyd punt now and let the the Skyler Thompson 2 minute drill work its magic
oops too busy noticing its Tim Boyle, but still fun to see him throw out of down on 4th down instead of a hail mary
Sanders with another missed kick. He’s missing way too many kicks this year
Area women have been saying the same thing about Kareem Hunt.
Club level seats.
+1 Sean Taylor jersey
As an aside, I just found out about and watched The U Pt. 2 30 for 30. +1
Club seats are Neanderthal-approved.
Kenny Pickett in for the Eagles-they’ve obviously given up on scoring more points against the Giants. smh…
I dare you to make fun of the Giants superior punting game. [raises fists]
Of course they are good; they’ve had plenty of opportunities to get experience.
Okay. For real, though. When do the wheels inevitably come off the wagon for the Lions? I don’t see Dallas giving them any more trouble on Thanksgiving than they didn’t the other week. Is this going to be a December collapse like an iced-over bridge, or what?
So Chop Robinson can use his speed to get to the backfield pretty much on most plays. That’s good. But he can’t fucking tackle. Kind of an important trait for an edge rusher to have
This is what happens when you min-max your PCs
fins front office possessed by the ghost of Al Davis
I may just watch the whole video of Trump in McDonald’s, but it is wild. I also laughed my ass off when he suggested just tossing some fries out the window to/at the reporters standing outside.
He’s also so fucking charismatic talking to these drivers. It’s fucking infuriating.
Not sure if I agree with that, but he does have nice tits.
BOUNCY BOUNCY
So, the narrative about any idiot being capable of running Miami’s offense has died, and Tua now deserves flowers right? Holy shit, this is awful.
He needs to launch whomever told him to keep playing after 2022 into the sun.
But flowers might do.
Fins need to dig up their old wildcat wishbone offense at this point with achane, mostert , wright and tyreek as qb
Mind boggling to me that they never once tried that. Especially to come up with plays where Cheetah and Penguin run with the ball
Darnold-still the dumb banana that can’t throw the ball away on an important down.
Saquon is great in that he gets the defense to do his job for him by them pushing him towards the end zone.
i do not think houston has to win the superb owl for that trade to be worse than herschel walker. that guaranteed contract seals it. at least the vikings did not have that and rebounded fine not long after that. cleveland is stuck in hell forever.
also, at least walker waited until far into the future to be an total known public asshole
There’s a massive difference between being an asshole like Walker and a fucking serial rapist.