Your Skinny Slate Open Thread

Just the both, huh? [prepares yet another rant about scheduling] Bah, never mind!

To The (twin) Games!

Fins/Browns:

-This is the one no one is watching!

-Does anyone regard Miami as a playoff team?

-They’re so meh this year. (I’ve been told that the new word is ‘mid’) My apologies.

-To me there’s a pall over this team because of the extraordinarily brittle state of Tua’s health. Very few folks seemed to have talked about it in a serious fashion at the time and those that did are talking about something else now.

-As far as the playoffs go, the Fins have to do the win out thing and then the usual dance of odd scenarios can take place.

-All that for an embarrassing first round exit. But the year will be seen as a success in some circles.

Packers/Vikes:

-Usually when you hear ‘logjam in the NFC North’ it brings to mind several guys not flushing but this year it’s different.

-What more can you say about the Vikes-even if they lose out (they play the Lions to finish and Campbell-like Parcells-doesn’t strike me as a ‘rest the starters kinda fella) they still get 13 wins that no one expected.

-But what will he do next year without DC Flores? [puts on “Official Tin Foil Hat”] You see, Brian Flores has that lawsuit vs a few teams and their hiring practices hanging in the air. Methinks Goodell is going to grease the wheels and get him a head coach job somewhere, taking the wind out of that suit’s sales.

-yeah right is dancing in his undies. You’re welcome for the visual.

Have at it.

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Col. Duke LaCross

3rd and 30

NFL BLITZ!

LemonJello

HI IM MARK DAVIS sighting DaaaaaRaiduhs locker room.

There should be a warning before he’s shown on-camera.

yeah right

/ furious underwear dance ensues!

WOOOOO!!!!!

Gumbygirl

This is the final in the Lowratio league. Not a mosquito’s cunthair between us! As it should be

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Mr. Ayo

What’s the tie-breaker?

If it’s the clubhouse’s favoUrite, congrats!

Gumbygirl

We each have somebody left to play tonight and tomorrow. I’d be shocked if it stays tied.

Doktor Zymm

Looks like you have the edge, the Niners just want this season to be over

Brick Meathook

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yeah right

I’m gonna settle for masturbation if those two are my choices.

fleshwound_NPG

early sneak peek at january vikings

rockingdog

Packers are finally Rocking!

yeah right

Beating a quality opponent?

I’ll take that!

ThePirateSloth

Fall on the gotdamn ball! It’s like the most basic thing on defense.

LemonJello

“ALL THESE ME-FIRST GLOREE BOYZ ARE MAKIN’ A MOCKERY OF THE GAME. GET BAC TO THE DADGUMMED FUNDAMENTALS LIKE THE GOTTDAMMED STARS YOU ARE! YEEEEeeeeHHAAAAWWWWwwwww I AM FUCKIN’ CRAZY!!!!”

Brick Meathook

No matter how badly the Dolphins fuck-up, the Browns will out-fuck-up them.

Doktor Zymm

It’s quite impressive really

ballsofsteelandfury

The Factory takes no days off!

fleshwound_NPG

start of the 4th, love with only 64 yards passing

when he’s good, he’s really good. when he’s bad, holy shit

fleshwound_NPG

we do not talk nearly enough about his floor. he’s been great for weeks but when the bad finally comes like it has today cheesheads get that favre ptsd

Jimbo

I was thinking of a Jen Sterger joke. I got nothing

Doktor Zymm

I always wonder how bad those game worn jerseys smell. And does washing them lower the value?

litre_cola

If the gently used women’s underwear market is anything and CSI Vegas taught me that it was. You would have to think the stank adds value.

fleshwound_NPG

kim cattrall’s fuck scene in porky’s comes to mind

Brocky

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Mr. Ayo

My game worn hockey jersey was washed before I got it. And I wouldn’t have it any other way.